1. noon, to retention money, a beauteous line in the back when asked me: do not must queue up.
2. the p.m. on the bus, take bus card slot in the bang when darted into a.
3. one day find the phone was gone, a search of homes in every corner of the bag as well, failed. Then fell to the ground sullenly, and took out cell phones, mass txt messages to everyone: I lost cell phone
4. adjoin forgotten his key, turned over the balcony from my house, find the keys in the house after he turned back, and then open their own gate. Even more stunning is that I was starting to end collusion in the terrace, did not feel someone wrong. Alas, we were the head must have been his way via the same door.
5. still remember the first time when the confession to the girl, too tight, and accordingly be
6. element a few days before eating a huge Xiao Nianqing colleagues to a bottle of Sprite, give us a lap down, when their corner the bottle was blank. So the colleague jolts his Sprite to the waitress said: / p>
7. and the company of two ardent feminine colleagues (full model) together with a repast, they get together to give me a specification thing.
I want to say: you two really enthusiastic matchmaker ah
the results of an beginning
: You two portly woman .....
8. Ge Jige Warcraft. Counselor rounds, furious, caught the mouse, the desktop shortcut to Warcraft shuffled into the recycle bin, clear, saying: let you activity with!
9. Today, Dad's cell call to cry Mom, Mom was engaged, I elected up.
me: Hello
Dad: Well, your father do?
me: ah?
Dad: Why does your father?
me: areas. . . Call it
Dad: Oh, you let him call me back kick.
10. once you play mahjong, a power cut, on the point of candles continue to play, and later was too hot, screaming,
11. fantasy sets of hands, the boss to 35, I said I'm going 30, the landlord of non-compliance have to 35, approximately a few back and ahead does not give way, I think even if, and to the canvases 50 stop, he was deft gave me 35. . . .
12. a subject requires that the following four sentences connected with narrated words:
1, Zhang Haidi sister paralyzed;
2, Zhang Haidi sister stubborn to learn;
3, Zhang Haidi sister learned several foreign languages;
4, Zhang Haidi sister learned acupuncture.
correct answer should be:
results have a child to write: Although Zhang Haidi sister doggedly learned acupuncture and several foreign languages, she was paralyzed.
also found a more turbulent child wrote: Zhang Haidi sister learned not only language, but also learned acupuncture, she was so difficult to learn, and finally paralyzed!
13. noon cooking, my mother gave me a pot of carrots:
14. I surname Zhu, management unit room. One time someone call my cell phone:
15. a presidency guided by people drinking, heaved his cup and loudly:
everyone (... ...)
16. I remember once called Elizabeth to buy fruit, I mouth said: Boss, how much Shakespeare? bosses even now resided
17. Mi Fendian
one: the boss, not to twenty-two onion rice noodle.
owner (... ...)
a (side to find a seat side of the back to increase): Do not let onions ah!
boss (in tears): Do you eat rice noodles or eat in the end is the onion?
18. time to mall to buy food, arrange supper, a Korean friend bought a lettuce, 4 to 2, he gave him all the change vendors, leaving a shortfall of a dime, so he said to the hawkers -
hawkers stunned, half a day to answer -
19. time to eat drink and chat in the cafeteria, suddenly found themselves out of a chip of rice on the appearance, secretly feel apologetic garbage of grain farmers uncle to pick up and eat them. But later found that rice, seems to me ... ...
20. Xiaoqiang speech at the rally, the emulating human hear!
Xiao Qiang, said:
retinue people suddenly gigantic perspiration. . .
21. yesterday, having a swim directly to the trunk open, keys thrown in, and then close the trunk ... ...
22. to friends at family, chat, her father behind, jaws called
23. time to buy dry noodles,
Lacoste Trainers 2011, in front of a couple is buying, the boss asked them to not put parsley, the men said no, how do woman said.
I think in the next
meditation is lost in it, the employer asked me what to eat? I aloud replied without hesitation:
24. high school to go to school early so breakfast is my mother put things right with a school bag to eat in general is steamed buns, Sunday school my mom did not porridge, I do not understand smoked ribs Flanagan , put that bag of rice to throw ...
25. One day, said many people buy a duck, and she said the aged without hesitation: only duck in the queue.
26. to call to find a man named Zhou Chunmei of Finance out.
I picked up the phone a
excited: I'm Zhou Chunmei. . . =_=|||
Zhou Chunmei: You Zhou Chunmei, that who I am. . .
27. One time in the school breakfast, in front of a student card, the machine did not respond, painted or not, it is reducing that the machine is broken, and I said let me try, brush a little card, the machine did not truly feedback! He pulls out one, still the same, maddening! received the card all but to put the bag and base a bank card in his hand, I am laughing! he pointed me laugh even more, I took the identity of the aboriginal Card!
28. at university, a year school, apartment Five dwelling to call the station to see if people in, then ranks the fourth quarters of call.
ranks the fourth siesta daze:
over the Council of Five dial phone number to see that yeah, ah, fought back
29. a.m. and left in a plastic bag inside namely full of snacks, his right hand a plastic sack garbage in the morn to open the trash, Then they carry distinct waltz to the enterprise, by midday, when starving, eat snacks, open the cupboard only to ascertain there namely a bag of garbage.
30. take the subway into the gate, take the phone in the wild brush on the gate,
Womens Lacoste Trainers New, has also been after the additional, and how I mention it does no bring an end to ... the brush, the machine is broken immediately. . . Khan. . .
31. Twenty years ago I proudly rode twenty-eight inches mother of the Phoenix men's bike gave me a year old sister to kindergarten, to kindergarten so she is extremely handsome, after a stroke mantis leg swing, the emotion beat with the Han. She did not go forward as a manner to Tuizhao Che, do not hike a few steps behind someone shouted, slight across fell to the ground, bringing twenty years behind, I refused to drip his sister life and decease dew a bike ride I mom, twenty years of this dislike detest ... ...
32. like to eat seeds all stoned. Guishi suspect God, nibbling all the agreeable, put a plate of melon seeds back to the old computer trash,
Lacoste Shoes, seeing the seeds of another disk shell daze.
33. exhibit stand, to shake the mouse, the outcome stand, straining to shake a long time, found himself shaking the phone ... ...
34. cyclists to buy things, to the store did not bolt the car went into the store. After buying something out of the lock, the bike ready to go. . .
35. a baby favor biting pen head, a day biting feel right, primarily salt, and then discovered a mouth suction ink
36. has achieved second mow apples, the allow is not long off,
Lacoste Radiate Croc Trainers, very elated, shoving the apple thrown into the trash, holding the skin go out into his mouth!
37. scrambled eggs with tomatoes, boiled eggs, when holding a knock at the Wanbian not bad for a long time, but his wife said eggs is broken.
38. the last flu shot, the nurse to take your pants off in the end result of virtually ~
39. the company has sub-Fan Yun, and to the lavatory, and unknowingly walked into the pure water in front of the machine, watching the big half a pail of water, actually did not react,
Lacoste Arin Patent Trainers, crotch zipper pull ... all of a sudden fierce response from somewhere, Fortunately, no one nearby. Then think about, it is estimated the work was I was too busy. . .
40. picnic pulled out his cigarette for example, final cigarette, the blaze directly to the pile of lost zippo cigarette circumstance back to the bag,
Womens Lacoste Observe Trainers, still roast, after the beat out a bunch of sparks singe the clothes also demolished 2 2 bowls of dumplings
41. clutch the phone when the cigarette lighter, clutch the phone when the TV remote control meal along.
42. cooking when the phone rang. take calls instantly to the phone put Caipen inside. Results and vegetables to the boiler according with the. and then looked at the pan flute for a long time before the phone out fast. Fortunately, is then fried bean curd lettuce ... .. If on the end ...
43. college roommate and go home, change clothes together after the door and suddenly saw a little muscular, she would go pia, and then takes a small mighty body to come to frighten me, and I was terrified of bugs , opened the door and ran out of a firm, she was incited to proceed to chase me. . . All went to the elevator, the only . . . . Dressed only in small pants. . . . Fortunately, no 1 in the corridor. . . .
44. One time the bathroom to go bathe their hands to eat, a sudden short-circuit the brain to look the mirror, toothbrush cup to take a very skilled, to squeeze cleanser on the toothbrush, puts the rhythm, brush teeth out, while likewise wonder how today's toothpaste savor right.
45. The premier day at go, something calls to find director (woman), the call to the director of the sound the way, Mom was looking as you, answer the phone.
46. One period above the computer courses, when her boyfriend sent me the information, meantime very gallant educator hurrahed out loud: After 5 seconds always the smiling. 50-year-old educator is a mini old man.
47. sister has a cell phone and a PHS, changed the day a fashionable phone card, a colleague asked her to buy a new digit is the number, she said, forgotten, replaced the card with the phone to call their own small informed. Dial and colleagues, to continue to chat, PHS rang, she picked up asked: the presence of all the petrochemical
colleagues.
Then she pressed the hang up, and then said:
48. 一日 students to the Zhongguancun rove, a hawker Couguo ask,
49. remember, alternatively fifth grade, the teacher inquired a team of first student:; What is your nationality; students, said:; Yi
50. Customer A: Boss, ice breast is peppery you! ... ...
51. a friend instruct household utensils, to see a home heaviness scale arrayed on the floor, the Friends of body fat, to ambition to try to see the scale. So step right up,
52. for the first time using public transmission IC card, on the bus I took the initiative to the driver flashed the card to straight to the seat. Not, the driver said: make each effort to read:
53. inn fourth of slippers out of mattress looking for a long time, no, to ask you: Why is my slipper gone?
54. in the cafeteria line, heard afterward to a boy, said: