Newport Cigarettes is the best menthol cigarettes, er’s me dad
used to take me to. It was in a little shed next to a train
station. The barber had to pause every time a train passed to
avoid taking your eye out with the scissors. His busiest time
was the last week of the summer holidays, when all the kids
got their hair cut before going back to school. If you called
for an appointment he’d book you in according to the train
timetable. He’d say
Cheap Newports Cigarettes, “I can it you in between the 16:35 and
16:56 trains to Altrincham.”
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Me mam thinks I picked up some head disease from the
sink he used to wash my hair in, cos he would also use it to
pop his dirty cups with fag ends in. I stopped going there
and went to another place that wasn’t much better. It wou, most of white people like the
Marlboro Cigarettes.