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1, me on the sofa watching TV, his wife wrapped in a towel to sit on my lap, customs million, said: , uncle had no money with me today! ?
2, my wife with one hand hold the chin, provocative and said: Officer, please be more respectful, a small woman entertainer I only sell their bodies!
3, I bath in bed reading, and his wife from the bathroom of a Ehupusi my pressure in the body, face grim, said: To Chang Changxian! I do not see from his wife, instead gently said: too dirty for years did not open it!
4, my wife asked me: Q: :
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5, accompany clients to KTV night home late, just joined the family that his wife slept, and then crept to the bathroom shower. Just stripped ##########, his wife suddenly appeared, sharply cried: sound, touch hand to live my jj: She did not sleep is to a Bansu this?
6, wife and like all good things, including the handsome boys & girls, the greatest pleasure to accompany my wife shopping around is that she will give me collecting handsome boys & girls for viewing. A worn out, and we sat before the window of Starbucks, enjoy the beautiful River line. His wife enjoy the side edge peering innocently asked me: ah? Does not that cheap that pervert it? ! They would also like to sleep, you can not scrap it me?
7, once made a small fortune, returned home to his wife fling toward the envelope: a money eyes look, holding the envelope Dian Ledian, hugged me, !,
8, his wife has breathing problems cool to the hiccups. One day into the evening rush home to a hiccup, I asked with concern: woman, and not the proceeds of small woman, had Hexibeifeng it! Start with a pretty wife, but an abrupt end to a critical moment: to facilitate it!
9, a Saturday, my wife normal rest, I have to work overtime. Stalker guy up in the morning and I had some lingering, and then contented to sleep, full of tired and I have to go to the company. Hello I was going out with her bedroom, his wife behind to the sentence: Come on! tonight to come,
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10, when my wife and I love the University, when girls can enter the male dormitory, boys are not allowed to enter women's dormitory. A late autumn night, I provoke angry wife,
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11, exceptionally cold winter one year, one weekend my wife and I to the park to play. See a lot of people in the lake ice skating, so I invited my wife and I go ski with his wife did not dare. To prove the solid ice, I went to the ice before setting an example to play around and see his wife itch mind straight, eager to finally have the idea. I'm from the center of the lake to the shore to pick her up, off-shore there is a meter, I have no proof to even more dangerous, I also jump leaps, the results just listen to Fortunately shore shallow water only Yandao my waist, his wife scream scared the verge of tears. I went to great lengths to get out from the mud, nothing in ensuring that the whole person I am, after his wife was seriously asked me: also visit the small things is a polar bear!
12, one afternoon, I was working, suddenly my wife received a call, very anxious look: I am really surprised that they dropped the work at hand went to the scene. His wife are in their forties and a half old women dwell, semi-old woman's dollars, said the meal good things, the old woman was very pleased I am exalted, Lehe Lehe drove away. I asked his wife: How much compensation to people, afraid of being cheated, and had called you myself! ~~~~~~ This is also called butt out? Wrong with you when this lust will change the change?
13, his wife has been of particular interest to my little nipples, often at night they sleep Nianzhe. One time, my wife asked me: Wife giggle at me Oh, I casually said: to decorative! how a dotted line? look good?
14, one night I played computer games, my wife behind me haunt me play with her, I am not from her on the side below the belt, while the display is closed, while pulling mouse interface, while I was overwhelmed when secretly removed the chair behind me. Kitchen fire at this time the water was opened, my wife went bouncing down water, my heart barely disguised pleasure, can be considered to get rid of this scourge of the. Unexpectedly, Queer, I jumped up and rushed into the kitchen, his wife is leaning on the door in the kitchen, laughing gas me cruelly. Wife patted me on the shoulder: ~ What can I say, to make a good name is better than your better by the little damage it!
15, my wife and I have a habit of getting up late the weekend. Time we toss the Bansu night before, when I open my eyes feel like sleeping for a few days, I push the sleep wake up dead pig wrapped around me like a wife: work out the table from under the pillow to watch: to the King: to such a provocation against, then launched to mention knives, but also pitched battle a lot. It just finished, mother called and talked small talk, asked more than one o'clock I did not eat dinner. My wife and I realized that this pig look down the table, half past twelve as seven. Hung up the phone, about wives afterwards, his wife come up with an expression of worship: To that, I do not really come to a fine man die!
16, college, once told my wife at the movies, because the night before playing with the hostel all night poker buddies, so see the film when the bottom half of it is difficult for sleepy , the consent of his wife agreed to the small blind after a while. I do not know how long, a girl (sitting on the side of his wife) got up to go out, my wife gently nudged me, I thought it was over, and stumbled to stand up holding the hand of the girl to walk out. Girl shocked, hand-pumping hard outside, the more I have to grip the more tightly drawn, and my heart has whispered: pre-installed so decent people do, coming in just not handle it? Finally the girl anxious, and just sat in my seat hanging on the. I look back to see my wife rip the teeth fierce laugh,
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17, there was a time popular cross stitch, embroidery wife also joined the ranks of women, not at night into the house to the door step to the second door did not specialize in embroidery, put themselves with a textile women like. That booing, hand, ended in failure after dinner quiet I can play games online without interference on the ground or something. Can not last, his wife said he embroidered a boring person, not pulled me into the team, I did that reluctantly, but generally has nothing to do. Fortunately we are not born embroidered materials, semi-useless night was his wife dismissed, get reviews is: ~ ~ ~ where the original hard man is not all good!
18, before marriage to buy the car, very hard finish a variety of procedures, so tired I went back to Yang in bed deep breaths. Leap wife ran: curl one's lip: It's that too! Where the difference! . Burongyia ~~~~~~~~ many years, finally she did not find a reason to refute me!
19, engaged on the night, my wife is up remover, I silly to cling to his wife from behind: the person who really is uncle! the well? She also say!
20, is love my wife but does not dwell in me, always exhorted me not because of less obsessed with the wife and external communication, but there is a premise that the call for his wife to be with called with that, it makes me very moved. Once dinner out with the unit at the same time, more than nine, his wife sent me a text message. I was just come for a new mobile phone, a female colleague is playing in his hand,
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21, his wife pestered Lingerie shower ramp on the couch, holding a pile of popcorn and watch TV while eating a leisurely, the poor one I am holding her only the feet nails. I jokingly said: I asked:
22, his wife has a fat little Jiao Elin, in the studio as a makeup artist, is a very beautiful dress up, takes a good wife to her like a person all day long Arlene Arlene short, sometimes have made me jealous. Arlene dressing up, especially on a theory, his wife just as the Red Book, and never allow others to object. One time my wife and desperately in front of me to reading about Arlene, I snappily said: Arlene had with the Yeah, if I had my first one man is married Arlene! you really do not shock me,
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