Hilarious joke 10

1. a planter to test the efficacy of Viagra , accustom to feed the cock , the village the afterward daytime the farmer found die hens were dry . See the rise of cock tree stand , asked why, the fowl said: Admission , the stamp of the Eagle said: Stop . Guiyi dread, Eagle said: watch you favor that turtle ,GHD Carry Case & Heat Mat, merely also tie it!
3. pairs marital in the fuel vegetation , the director sent couplet is: new new drill new wells , the second line is: the more oil drilling deeper beyond . Streamer is: May Mingsong . People comprehend , the adviser explains the next word can be read separately .
4. a human of his wife 9 months productive namely likewise the same room, in January behind the birth to a lad, connate to ask: Who namely my father ? He said: I ah! So the boy mad finger goad in the brain and said his father : namely poke you in pain ? It ache ?
5. hungry I can not withstand your temptation. Close contact with you when you had me bursts of unspeakable pleasure , feeling the earth rotation, and you ambition a huge belly terrified to make magnificent malt ... ... Dear
6. a couple of man Meet his girlfriend to work camping . In the nightfall ,Just created a, the man that wasteland is dangerous, then took a stick to his girlfriend , said: You take this mallet out to me to keep self-defense affair !
7. rain cheat a lot of asylum in the rain with a towel and bath soap , and only you lonely in the skylight watching , it was strange to query : What are you doing? You mention quite fatuous team of fools , I'll wait because peppery water anew .
8.丢车an old male , when he bought a new car above the ground floor , he on the three locks and mow a piece of periodical : Ah you stole ! The next day car Meidiu , and more than 2 locks and a chip of periodical that peruse : Ah you ride !
9. the sun in the sky photos,27 Lianju, flowers laughed at me. Bird said: early morning , why are you carrying explosives . I went to mine the school , instructors do not understand. A cable, I ran , bang school disappeared.
10. to fight for the discipline to the negotiations for one exercise in eloquence ! to extortion as a source of earnings in array to pillage the response practice,Yan twice oppress age in chilly blood !! to kidnapping as a cerebral game , to go to jug for the final goal ! This is me!