Humor in the Sichuan earthquake

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earthquake, Chengdu, four old ladies playing mahjong towers, one said: The building also shaking it.



5 月 March 12 that my friend's mother and a few old women go to a real estate, showings on the 7th floor just an earthquake, the house is shaking, a few people who have no idea, one of which also houses Miss said: repair of wisdom for your house yo,monster beats by dre headphones, only to the 7th floor in Akira, and if not then high Akira halo yo man, you have quality problems, well do not buy it,new cheap NHL jerseys!



bus, the driver Cheguo earthquake passengers screaming their heads: What you shake the car in!
earthquake woke my wife's mother did not understand how going to the balcony (m F) to see piles of people downstairs, who was downstairs to see my wife's mother said: You still timid old woman large earthquakes on the balcony watching the scenery dare!



my old man was sleeping, suddenly woke, the first reaction is my mother woke him in the cot,Abbreviations see which bank the cow!, and get angry, my mom knew the earthquake, scared hiding in the bed take the lead, squat, my old man sitting looked up and he thought my mom hide and seek, he said,



an earthquake in Suining,Notes, my mother, half an hour after the earthquake last contact with her soon, she said: wardrobe fall on the floor also smashed the mirror, and my mouse also lost ground.'s wisdom for you to buy me a washing machine Oh, swing a big parade of clothes, the whole change of position!
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earthquake that would be me at work, shaking up when working with clients sign a contract, a colleague suddenly stood up and said, people shouting
ran downstairs and saw a man wearing a towel underwear hold the bed, was going to laugh at him, suddenly found that there is a baby towel look so touched ... ... ... ...



male students in our class is also very funny, had a nap, I heard that the earthquake, the first reaction: get up, get dressed, turn on the computer, plug in to the U disk, and then find a thesis to complete, copy to the U disk, close the U disk, pull U disk, off the computer. And then rerun. Another guy with the bedroom wearing long underwear ran downstairs. Directly to the downstairs, looked at with reverence that the students speechless.



the afternoon of watching CDTV
12 or SCTV, was half past two, when the earthquake captured on camera from both sides of the house Chunxi panicked people ran out. Which has a shopping mall security refers to the lens: you already know ah? Zage also brought a camera to!



earthquake that day, at home, panic,Continued on the drug family of the deceased died, did not expect an earthquake, thought to be from the lives of the buildings collapsed, suddenly got up and ran downstairs to go out into opposite the downstairs hiding, during which many people pass by. When Akira finished when it found, and we all ran across the floor, standing downstairs, we went across the floor, standing downstairs, have raised his head to stare into their own floor! Now think about a good ignorance.
eat



Chengdu girls and friends have a way out, went before Shaokao Tan said,
My mother is very Eat Well, Eat, eat bowls, we go we always miracles.
seismic package



One night before
Chengdu earthquake and wind and then rain, the super-terrorist! Morning the streets are also people, a man next to me on the phone to his friend, said, Back to directory

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beaten a joke I said, (super!) - Do not top income

an American, a said, I and a Chinese expedition in the jungle, the results were all tribal cannibalism of the
tribal chiefs, said: Today I feel good, do not eat you, but you have to pay 100 wrench. Endure before the wrench, you can achieve a wish.
suffer wrench is the first American, he asked his 10 seat bottom cushion.

strike pad, wrench rained down, started it 70 plate okay, 70 panels, the seat was broken, then kick down the plate board ..... see blood, clutching his bloody Yankees bottom left

said,Searched for three years under his father abducted daughter back phone number, I saw the situation and asked the mattress pad 10. And 100 plate finish, I got up Paipaipigu said, and then triumphantly on their ability to imitate and re-create some bragging. And sat on the side of the Chinese people want to see good show.

turn the Chinese people, Chinese people get on the ground slowly, leisurely tour zai said: Come on, said the little dog at my pad