Super funny. .The couple upstairs threw a pillow fight, happened to pass by a beggar Jinki. Moment there is one fly under the quilt, beggars ecstasy. Then wiping her tears on the upper floor shouting: Big Brother for god sakes, put the woman also abandoned Come on!
02. Brother,
jimmy choo shoe, you are not in touch! Here you touch a touch above the hair you have lost touch, so tender skin, the touch is all you water it! After you let how I sell? This peach is fresh, even if you do not buy it!
03. female reporter asked the origin of mad cow disease, farmers, farm owners said that I want to squeeze ten times a day of milk, but cows can only mate for a year back. Reporter puzzled; farm owner exclaimed: rub your breasts every day, make love once a year, can you not mad it?
04. teachers of literacy in rural areas, so that the word of a peasant woman recognized quilt, and the woman can not remember, teacher tips: what your body when sleeping, and the woman said to her husband. Teacher dumbfounding: When her husband is not it? Wives: a village chief.
05. a line of prostitutes in the street waiting for passengers, curious woman eighty Q: What are you waiting? * Female snappily: other lollipop! The old woman also joined the teams of sugar, was arrested. Police asked the woman: teeth gone too competent? The old woman smiled and said: I can lick.
06. scholar married to a poetic inspiration looking at the ########## lady said: busy in the next room heard the saying: **** than their large, Father said: You is a small three-wheeled, my big Mercedes-Benz. mother hear that: it still Mercedes-Benz, the road to extinction. Father: It was on the old road, new road can be fiercely.
08. Q: The world's most miserable man is? A: Yes, even the cook artillery, he took the green hat, made a scapegoat, it can only see other people shelling.
09. farmer to buy of drugs, fear of the drug is not enough, the first cock to feed the family. chicken medication stronger * the village after all the hens, then fly the highest trees to the village. farmer asked the rooster do? rooster said: Do not ########ing bother me, I am waiting for it to play hawk.
10. elephant stool ranked in the middle of the road, an ant was passing through, it looked at the rise of the mist-shrouded peaks that can not help but sigh and said: Yeah pull much, this is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau!?
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one; a farmer of a soldier and a mathematician is very good friends, the day the three of them walk by the river,
saw a woman accidentally fell into the river, The woman shouted for help, but these three individuals do not move,
said the woman who saved up my three times I let him dry, so the three men together into the water to save up
woman woman of his word, the farmers first dry ~ a ~ b ~ c ~ finish three pants to go under the farmers mentioned
followed by a mathematician, mathematicians, dragged out of the pants .... 0.2 .... 0.3 ...... 0.1 30 dry followed by thirty soldiers under the
said he got nothing, pants dragging out directly .... December First December First ........ ....
Second: There are two people do not care into the choice is to choose the death penalty or torture
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good death is better than the first man to live, so he chose to torture, the patriarch ordered his men to He dragged him out of playing the next two hundred balls
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listening piercing cries, the other not as good as what people want dead easy, so he chose the death penalty,
results chiefs have been ordered to drag him out of playing to the death
three: The other two people came to eat the tribes do not want to be caught, the patriarch said, give them a chance to hear two people very happy
, patriarch let each of them to find a you can come back to eat, they went,
a short while a person holding a walnut back, so he stuffed asshole patriarch, the man stabbed pain inside tooth grin But plug
half of it stuffed into a sudden smile, you know why he laughed?
because he saw another man holding watermelon back
four: a bus, a man sitting barefoot tilted his legs, and soon a woman came
woman wearing pants inside,
jimmy choo high heels, standing in front of men, suddenly a screeching halt, thumb and toes look great man stabbed that woman went inside
, at night the men feel extremely itchy toes, so he went to the hospital, the doctor told him
feet have ######ually transmitted diseases, and very angry man said, doctor,
air max shoes, how can get ######ually transmitted diseases, foot, ~ ~ ;
that must be immediately removed, cut a few months later, the men also found themselves on the right balls into the red, and went to the doctors
hospital, the doctor said was infected right must be removed immediately, otherwise life is not over, heard the doctor, the right
was removed, and after a few months, This man found himself into a purple whole JJ, went to the hospital, doctors understand
, and several doctors of the morning, come back and the man said that after we months of observation and treatment, we initially determined
fade your pants
six: a bus, an old man seated next to a woman, the woman fell asleep, when the woman off to the old man understand a slap in the face
conductor asked why, the old man said, The woman fell asleep, his zipper was
do not know who opened, I will help one way or another, and later the woman woke up, I was afraid she misunderstood, I gave La Open the ~ ~ told the woman for a while, service
service please tell the passengers to get off the station, the woman behind the man said to her
eight: a fool to see the roadside dead, a woman, so he called the police,
armani code, who asked him how he kill, fool, said,
was stabbing a knife, ;
hairy legs has a hole in the middle of ...
Huitie is not Japanese!!!