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Sergeant Major
Join Date: Feb 2011
Posts: 236
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I was born twice.
the first time, a doctor from the womb to pull me out, suddenly collapsed, a nurse groping eyes closed, plug me back ... ...
second time I was born after all the people hiding in the hospital morgue to cry, president of his mouth, pumping his son, blame themselves senseless, then I should not love of money ... this business ...
Motherhood is great, she does not hold anything against me, and I raised adult, but he in my face and put up a skeleton pictures to reduce the psychological pressure, masks accompanied me to the old.
eleven years old, my third grade, the class is the most important time of curiosity, are desperately want to see what the mask looked after me in the end , a bold student named Li nickname while I pee when I pulled it off the mask, since then, suffering from a strange disease Li bold students, can not speak, eyes dull, nothing all day dry skull of a person facing death without blinking, a shut our eyes to tears more than ... ...
principals reported the Department of Education, Department of Education sent to the, Because the students have to transfer the school, the principal can only eat half a bowl of porridge every morning, the teacher's salary has been two months ... ...
not coming from people who see me for Education After the resignation of the Secretary immediately quit the sea, a chain reaction, the dissolution of the country's educational institutions ... ...
I walked the streets, the roadside more than people, all in Kuangtu , a group of pigs rushed from behind me, I hastened to wear saffron, made the trophy and gave me a certificate that read: pig's savior.
Liu Mazi's wife with him next to blow, that his face pockmarked disgusting, absolutely want to leave!!! happened I went to their window, Liu Mazi my wife saw me, did not speak, out of money to the insurance company to the insured Liu Mazi's pock, pock a thousand ... ...
has alarmed the United Nations ( ? Why say they do), Kofi Annan last resort, requiring forced me to plastic surgery, but did not succeed, all the plastic surgeon to see me crying after more than all, nearly half of the doctors into the mental hospital, the symptoms all the same, nothing that only one sentence: Need ugly ugly ... ... ... ...
Arafat's special plane sent to pick me up, asked me to stand in front of the presidential palace, to resist the Israeli siege, I to stand for a minute, Israeli military withdrawal, Sharon was forced to resign, the Palestinian national spirit, but would like to introduce my hero Arafat when the Palestinian National People's lantern could not find the ... ... ;
a writer to me, and shed tears: my life, I have a big dream is the Nobel Prize, but now the master is too much ... ... I have a trick, as long as I able to write a book in front of you, I will get an award!!!
I do not believe, so he spent a week with me, to write an up to five million word of the novel face of the text, you can get prize for literature, the results of all the writers are diverted to buy pork, and the Nobel Prize in Literature disappear ... ...
special to bring me into the National Football Team , would like to take the real out of Asia, in the World Cup, the Chinese team did not lose a ball, every game is a score of 12:0, one a ball, Ayala was open to picnic on the lawn, I am a person the ball in front of BBQ, all the other players, including goalkeeper halo spit on the ground, you've got a referee with red card.
of course, our team has also been a gradual training of the devil, look at my picture, and then looked at my photos to eat, and then play ... ...
trophy from a permanent stay in China, foreign media comments I am the devil incarnate.
World Series start lying, colored race of players exalted bluster Luankan, I took the stage, said only three words have the championship, and permanently retained title, I said: I do not ugly ... ....
I cry in the night, the moon, asked softly: I, good? Gently falling on the moon a white object, I picked up a look, is a small rabbit was 九阴白骨爪 crush ... ...
call me to the sky : God, I do ?????
ugliest sky suddenly torrential rain fell on me, I touched one, even full of vomit ... ...
me away from the earth to the old castle, I asked the Mirror: Mirror Mirror, Who is the most ugly in the world, mirror on the wall with tears, suicide break ... ...
days can not be me, why with me ?????
me a grudge, dies the end, who knows, down the amnesty Yanwang Ye, let me back earth ... ...
So I wandered in the world, nothing else, playing online, I would like to chat, So I applied for QQ number, who knows ... ... the system prompt: Because you are terrifying (please forgive me, I is not high literature, can only be interpreted to this point) the number of dead will not be available to you ... ...
do not know, I'm in this thing, can not be sent out ... ...
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