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Collection of the most erotic text messages
friend sent a text message usually see, and smiled, before. Distributed to everyone a laugh, now! (Excerpt from the Mop)
1. Husband said: You can learn to cook the family to reduce the burden of the maid quit. Wife: Nonsense! If you love to learn, we can quit drivers, and security round the small, family burden lighter!
2. Office, a beauty to their male colleagues asked about both the short and have a connotation yellow piece, down male colleagues, after a moment, that the classical eight words: I dig bluegrass, you is when afternoon ......
3. One day his wife suddenly said to her husband: to their own money from underwear out! husband a look of surprise: how do you know? Disdain of his wife, said: When you where ever so dark!
4. Plate the most: the most money to Joan B, the most straightforward Gan B, the most ugly black B, the most generous Liao B, the most arrogant Beijing-B, the most water-chun B, the most self-love of the Shanghai B, the Virgin of the new B, the best news of Gordon B.
5. knowledge of the United States, is to make a loss; the beauty of poetry is to incite men and women derailment; women of the United States, is so stupid that no regrets; men of the United States, is lying right in the damn day.
6. female doctor writing illegible handwriting, billing, check the B-to a male, long, men turn back, said: searched but not all hospitals where over thirteen. Female doctor smiles: a B-! Than 13 super! Male anger: your B are too far apart, right!
7. Lucky 52 site, gestures husband wife guess. Screen is popsicles, M wrote: two words long, hard, with a mouth to the water, becomes smaller. Bewildered female, male Tip: Do you still eaten last night. Women blush immediately replied: penis!
8. A female AV leaking, take a day housing repair. Take along her leave the next day the Trustee shall give unit leaders a look scared soft legs, ######## reads: ######ual unfinished, water too much, can not control, and then engage in a day!
9. Couple places hotels, miss calls, play no ? Do not! Husband hang up; Miss and calls: Why wronged themselves away from home? Husband: I brought my wife! Miss laugh: Sir good wicked, fast-food restaurants are everywhere so why own instant noodles!
10. New Lucky Treasures: Dad (ah) why you riding my mother last night (what), all I saw at the door (my God), you two ########## fight (you this child), the three of us are - The blessing - a
11. drink five stages: young stage, to prevent sticking ; young woman stage, half-hearted; prime stage, generosity; widow stage, you do not find me I'm looking for you; woman stage, not even blind gestures.
12. a rape of a village witch, just an entry at the end, witch said: come in is dead. Busy village exit, witch said, out also die. Witch asked the chief what to do? Witch wrote: and out to protect you peace.
13. To live well, and ultimately, lovers; want to live in the wonderful, Miss arms hold; want to live high, will be with Miss Guoji Zhao; want to live a strong, honest woman on your bed; like living death, a wife to sleep with you every day.
14. difficult,ugg mayfaire, really difficult to do a man! Dig slow that night, out of view of a short, soft on the mouth, said, go in that light, Push tic that asthma,uggbootsaustralia, tummy not move that lazy, took a long time not as good as King said, licking, really comfortable over said shame!
15. then hit back to Vietnam, a heroic head,MBT Sport Grey shoes, unfortunately, hit by a stray bullet flying cock. The villagers heard the news head of the wounded, were rushed to hospital condolences. This is of course made things difficult, the head did not let people know what injuries suffered, but that by the point of skin injury, quickly left the hospital. The villagers are safely back. Head of the young and beautiful wife, the desire comes the year, she clearly head injury. Think about it, not help to cry.
head really understand human, patient comfort: baby mother, do not cry, the child has grown up, what moves the past few years give you played, and also ask what? You see, now I have allocated for the teachers broke Geti, and jobs to the local departmental level is also high official, and does a department-level cadres do not even have a cock like??
16. Chinese soccer team and the advertising of products (Super Classic) Chinese soccer soldier After the defeat, Plot is: L So find a group from the national team players also made an ad. The screen: all the players facing the goal rotten fried wanton, slogan: a woman with the, how this can be done?! But after analysis also beat them, after three days and three nights of wrestling, finally found a way: let a referee in the Super dressed in black black whistle blowing, whistle a blow, a dozen gestures, arrogance awe-inspiring to say: Where hurt? Said nothing! not lit, the leadership can only be seen after the five words, so the director asked with concern: better do the other raw materials?:
20. a line of prostitutes in the street waiting for passengers, a woman saw the eighties, curious The Question: What are you waiting for? prostitutes snappily said: so lollipop! woman will join the team and other sugar line, the results were pol.ice arrested, pol.ice old woman asked: Do you have competent teeth gone ? old woman smiled and said: I can lick!!
21. a young man on a bus to see a beauty of the collar was very low, Chunguangwaixie, joked Road 'is really blossoming fruit trees where ah' Hearing beauty, her skirts, said: 'There are students you keep your place'!
22. a lady to eat stir-fried Goubian point of the road and take their food accidentally dropped between his legs, Miss shocked: this stuff really amazing! chopped cooked, and it went so far as know the way!
23. kindergartens Xiaofang, pointing to the blackboard the teacher: m, a, y,you just want to do step by step to go on, d, b several spelling quiz children the children are the most standard pronunciation, said: LJ,, others will die on you.
life is like masturbation, everything depends on your own hands like a prostitute *
study, the complete output
money wages as vacation leave after January not come to you to negotiate like a stunned
oral ######, that point will have racked their tongue like a heat gain
contributions, I think about it like a pubic hair soon
bonuses, than out of a long more like a vagina
leadership, always bully
meeting as incest, not quite sure who should do who
brothers like condoms, how much trouble all barrels to help you bear the