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Reprinted from 66140635 at 00:21 on November 20, 2010 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Categories: funny 1 have a friend for the first time work-study program in the park Maibing Gun, I am sorry crying; this time, where one person suddenly shouted: \That friend one, but was happy to follow the call: \
2 get married soon ant and elephant,
How to tape a few minutes to determine the strengt, the elephant died. Ants while buried in the elephant, while crying: \guess the birds to see the legs of a bird's name. Really do not know of a Health, angry on the paper to leave the examination room of a tear. Invigilator very angry and asked him: \Actor After the performance, met with the leadership came to power, and then her hand, Wenhanwennuan, not a half-day client was incensed, cordial and asked: What's your name? The actress replied excitedly, \of cow dung, and then licking his fingers into his mouth the net. One student quickly said: \is the index finger... \A monarch heard, said: \riding a bicycle, the front of a pedestrian, Moujun panic, shouting: \Stop,
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\What are you doing that? \Classic sentence: \pol.ice spark off of the accident is under investigation, said Wo Niu: how the turtle hit you? The nest is hanging plaster ground beef recalls panic undecided: I do not remember, when he too quickly!
10 ice a polar bear to stay alone in a daze, really bored and started pulling their hair play, one ... ... ... ... three ... two ... the last one is not pulling left, he suddenly cold call ... ... ... ... ah! ! ... ... ... ... ... ...
11 a couple of epigenetic contraceptive failure, a small boy,
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14 monkeys asked the fox, how to put an elephant with a song that described the ass? Fox said: Leo's. Ant heard saying: \Dead animals nibbling it, \beat on the meal, came back on the noodles, said: Relax, I put it all played out feces.
17 for a trendy woman onto the bus, saw a fierce air potty tissue wipe out a while,
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19 junior high school, a math teacher speaking equation change, a rolled sleeves on the podium loudly: students pay attention! I want to deformed!
20 a judge strabismus, B, C three day trial, the suspect, a judge said: \br>
judge was furious: \; to the Lord to glass of water \; stupid it, God can fly ~ ~ ~ ~
22 rabbits into a shop have to ask the boss: Do you have any carrots to sell here?
boss said: no. Rabbit
After a child again Q: Do you have any carrots to sell here?
impatient boss says no!
After a child again asked the rabbit,
boss had had enough: if you come back trouble and I took the scissors to cut your ears! Rabbit
After a child again: Do you have any scissors to sell here?
boss said: no.
rabbit asked: Do you have any carrots sold here
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dharmful ddetrimental seize the princess said: Do you not call it breaking the throat, no one will save you it!
Princess: broken throat, breaking the throat!
no one: the princess, I'm coming to you!
devil: speak of the devil she is!
Cao Cao: devil, why do you call me?
devil: Wow, saw a ghost!
Ghost: ########! Been found.
by: Nonsense, who found me?
Who: Pishi with me!
devil: oh, my god,
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God: Who told me? !
Who: No one told you, ah!
no one: how can I! ! ,
Love, secret love, love, Chilian, unrequited love,!
had said to the devil from schizophrenia.
24 Princess marriage of a king was asked to head an apple on the princess, who shot a chance to have it married the princess. The first man shot in the apple, he said: \, he said: \went to a dead end, thinking that this is over, the patient said: you knife, which you chase me.
26 flight attendant advised passengers to wear seat belts
\wearing seat belts are wrestling bloody. \? \\a Birds!
28 sun to sun, grass called
: Hey, the grass you? my day.
grass: I grass, Who are you?
Sun: I'm on ah
grass: I am the grass, you in the end Who
the sun: I day, ah,
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grass grass: TMD, you Who in the end, my grass
the sun: I date, I shall ah grass: I am the grass.
sun's mother grabbed Tel: grass, I at his mother, your mother a good grass you?
29 men and women to go shopping with a friend, girlfriend: Oh, good acid O pin. boyfriend was nervous: how? step on a lemon?
30 Bear asked Rabbit: \out \White Rabbit again: the boss, a hundred small bread you?
Boss: Sorry, no.
a door on the third day the rabbit: the boss, a hundred small bread you?
boss: I'm too embarrassed,
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skipping rabbits on the fourth day came: the boss, a hundred small bread you?
boss: Good morning! Today, a hundred small bread ~!
rabbits: Great! to give me two!
32 his father took the bus .
Son: Dad, what time ah?
Father: stopped on to the.
son: when to stop ah?
father : to, and stopped.
33 a man and a tiger was tied to two trees, respectively, the Tigers tied the rope below a candle to Get out the rope burns out, and if the rope is blown, the tiger will eat the people, the results say a word, no eat
by tigers, he said \! \the child cried all night in the house, keep the wolf out the night, morning, wolves have to say choked: men, men are liars! ! !
35 girl asked her boyfriend, \
36 the first day, the white rabbit to the river fishing, caught nothing, go home.
next day the rabbit went to the river fishing, or catch nothing, go home.
third day, the white rabbit arrived in the river, a big fish to jump out from the river, directed at the white rabbit screamed: If you dare ######## with Hu carrots as bait, and I flat die for you!
37 for some that the first plane, fear, afraid to open eyes, eyes open after 15 minutes, look out the window and yelled: \\Also received: \: Do you like me?
Girl: You got it.
MAN: Yes!
Female: You guess again.
41 patients in a mental writing, and the doctor asked: \ah. \
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