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“Welcome,
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So I figured I’d give Madame Eva a shot and let her read my booty. Only problem is the site doesn’t quite work.
I followed the steps carefully. First you choose some booty tarot cards to represent your booty’s lifestyle. Is your ass a “social bootyfly” or a “bum around bum”? Then you upload photos of your ass. Really. Lauren snapped some photos of my rear (the Booty Reader requires a straight on shot and a side profile) and I uploaded them and adjusted the photos between a pair of hands that I assume were meant to be Madame Eva’s. After you’ve uploaded your tush pix,
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Old Navy’s latest gimmick is the “Booty Reader.” A fortune teller named Madame Eva reads tells you what kind of jeans are perfect for your rear and your rear’s lifestyle,
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Old Navy’s New Booty Reader Couldn’t Read My Boo
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