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137507 2010 年 03 月 16 日 00:46 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Humor jokes
There is a primary language in the subject requested that the following four sentences connected with related words:
1, Zhang Haidi sister paralyzed;
2, Zhang Haidi sister stubborn to learn;
3, Zhang Haidi sister learn more foreign language;
4, Zhang Haidi sister learned acupuncture.
correct answer should be:
Zhang Haidi sister though paralyzed, but tough to learn, not only learned several foreign languages,
The meaning of girl - Qzone log, but also learned acupuncture.
results have a child wrote:
Although Zhang Haidi sister doggedly learned acupuncture and several foreign languages, she was paralyzed.
find more the more violent child wrote:
Zhang Haidi sister learned not only language, but also learned acupuncture, she was so tough to learn, and finally paralyzed!
reason why my sister Heidi Zhang paralyzed because of tough to learn, not only learned several foreign languages, and even learned to acupuncture!
Zhang Haidi sister is so tough to learn, not only learned several foreign languages and acupuncture, and finally learned to paralysis,
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Zhang Haidi sister learned several foreign languages, learn acupuncture, and paralysis in tough to learn!
Zhang Haidi sister through tenacious study, learned several foreign languages and acupuncture, the results of acupuncture according to a foreign version of the book to tie their own paralyzed!
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me: of it? Let me go on pumping her!!!)
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me: me: ... ... (last I took her and kept crisp chicken cola cup Fort, mother, do not bother people with schizophrenia nonsense)
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me: > Customer: We do not have alcoholic beverages Welcome to
Waiter: ... ... (okay, you do not know What the recent strike hard!)
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Waiter: Kentucky Fried Chicken must bang the man)
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Waiter: (perhaps to Tiguan's ......)
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classic slip of the tongue, carefully bending beneath
1, bowl fall, a big scar
2, a variety show, hosted who came to power announcer: Please enjoy: Xinjiang dance, set off your skull! Horror! ! ! ! !
3, Tiger is not fat cats, you think it is dying it!
4, high school, classroom discipline and chaos, the teacher huff Jiuqi XXX,
sunglasses hut, said : XXX, you gave me to stand on the wall! ~ ~ Class Bao Han!
5, once I drove, the female colleague sitting next to me suddenly asked:
6, I: That was our physics teacher. . .
students: what to teach the A?
I: Chemistry. . .
7, in the cafe, a student suddenly raised their hands, shouted:
8, our hostel to go pee a man drunk and then brought out a cold words: Urine drinking more, wine is particularly high.
9, buy oranges, the boss: a five pound. Me: too expensive, five dollars samgun it. Boss: No no.
10, friends asked my computer configuration, I said, is the color of the display. (Wanted to say that LCD's)
11, junior high school variety show, grab answer session.
Judge:
then began to read the title, said,
host said,
12, heard a MM in the canteen shouting
13, go to school one day when a phone call to me, the students gave me complete access, said: > I took the phone a while they casually said: ;
14, high school students (a boy) into the cool noodle toss of her hair: ;
15, has a bedroom, the students called me mom, I used to say say: I bite yelled: Li Ning shoes, my sister an opening: 18, and once I make my roommates in the stomach, she cried:
19, each high school send a badge. . Time to check before, went to the classroom teacher shouted, everyone is driving a bra to wear to Tzara. . Silent. . .
20,
2 Days in Washington ....... - Qzone log, at school over the weekend to go home after dinner cravings, plan an excuse to go for a walk. Changing his shoes at the door when Dad asked me why go? I casually said something:
21, one Education Bureau visited calisthenics, after the announcement of the physical education teacher should be
22, a high school teacher surnamed Jiang, exactly like the Law Ka Ying (Journey to the West Monkey's speech), I ask him a question, blurted out:
23, with a colleague, one day I was driving on the road flat tire, and asked where there is inflation, and colleagues said: abortion,
Gecko's Story - Qzone log, ah! : see my sister in the paint on a large treasure, suddenly cried out: ;
26, the teacher left work, I will not do to copy someone else's, and then hand in papers to the office and saw the teacher said:
27, once we go to Huangshan tour, tour guide just introduced to: hundred ladder that year Liu Xiaoqing's attractions. A man suddenly blurted out our group:
28, several female students that come to my house to play, I'll get water, they open player to see the film, I was in the back room to hear Cantonese, and then I yelled transfer under acoustic, acoustic wrong, suddenly speechless, I have a purple face, a rainbow nearly fainted ~ ~ ~ ~ ;
29, even high school, after school and even go home with MM, the school gate to see a sell barbecue, MM said eat offal because previous grill more, even fear of the boss can not hear, so even shouted: Even huge embarrassment. . . The most embarrassing is that even MM then asked, .
30, mm call me and my quarrel, and she was very large volume of the TV, I was tired, and loudly said: , that cold ah!
31, students eat breakfast the morning and one of only bun filling, and another eat the skin. We are wasting the time that they eat the filling of two students to the words,
32, said that a true story, the car factory work, MM asked me: my computer to die, always die. I said: Then you go back and look up to see the virus, remember to update anti-virus software. MM: Oh. Early next morning, the car see also MM, even casually asked the sentence: checked yet? How? Then. . . . . . . . . MM said something out loud: I'm furious, check for a long time, saying it was not (plum) poisoning. You say how good ah? ? ? At that time the cold ah. . . . Memory, especially now the new
33, a classmate of my high school dormitory called, whom he said, and I say in, and then said thank you
34, before people come to my aunt guest, just the door. Just my aunt to go to the bathroom. She hastened to greet customers, said: like McCain! One time about a strong dollar. He was saying, 36, University of military training, the instructors screaming, said: use your next light (corner of my eye) alignment ~ ~ ~ ~ Oumen want to laugh and not laugh, the sad ah ....
37,
dior sunglasses 2011, female students and her cousin invited me to dinner, during which I eat, I do not know how to be committed the following error: .
38, units of work in the morning we have a car shuttle, because the car is not on one occasion, not a seat on the bus mm, sitting next to me stood up for a busy male colleagues , greeted her warmly and said:
39, previously addicted to online games, often mixed in the cafes Byrne killing, after the end of the semester, and a bunch of buddies back home, the train is about to open, and we but has not yet found the site, said emergency temporary language: When, on the bottom bunk. A mobile phone to a charger. But a bed to an outlet, put a reading lamp can not charge the reason that, A top of the charger plugged into the B. B night to listen to music, see the A's Charger roared:
41, when the University, a student and I debate the issue, sometimes a disadvantage, so he got up and screaming for a pound the table: you nonsense, I am not not stupid!
42, I have a buddy to go blind, we asked him how he came back, buddy say: this girl really rough. Point to a meal at noon, 2 people went into a beef noodle restaurants, the girl cried for Master: Hey, to pull the 2 bowls of ramen chef ~ ~ ~ wrote: you eat it? I pull to eat.
43, a child ice cream popsicles are generally selling his bicycle, and once, listening to an aunt in the room shouted: New to the ice, warming the. (Estimated aunt used to be selling cakes fried fritters)
44, roommate fast with hot water heating, water, open, that fellow was leisurely reading holy places did not move, It could not stand and he began: Fifteen seconds later added: Thorough boiling water over half a minute, crashed to splash out to. . . Toward a thick book even fly over the head!!! ~
45, the high 3:00 us ... class is to teach mathematics when he gave us review ~ Every drawing,
chanel sunglasses 2011, the drawing-ray cried when ~ ~ ~ ~ `to students optimistic about, ah, ah ~ ~ I shot
46. Hengshan on to play college , then half to climb mountain, tired of the street was going to see when Xie Hui to buy souvenirs of the old lady there,
sunglasses 2011, opening up and asked: >
47. on the self-study time, we are looking at review, GG on the MM, said: ) silence me, (touch) me! ! MM can not stand the results, shouting, teachers do you think I do not want to (touch) Mo him, and he insisted I (touch) Mo ~ ~ ~! ! !
48. One day the students went home for lunch, a drink, her father suddenly came in and wanted to cry uncle, and the result was wrong, said: Dad to Block! Big help students laughed to death
49. My colleague dispute with people, anxious mouth to the sentence What to eat growing up. saying cut-off point of one week I stick the
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