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Reprinted from 276747437 at 19:58 on May 17, 2010 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary
1. noon, to save money, a beautiful line in the back when asked me: \both do not have to queue up. \
2. the afternoon on the bus, take bus card slot in the bang when thrown into a.
3. one day find the phone was gone, a search of homes in every corner of the bag as well, failed. Then fell to the ground sullenly, and took out cell phones, mass text messages to everyone: I lost cell phone
4. neighbor forgotten his key, turned over the balcony from my house, find the keys in the house after he turned back, and then open their own door. Even more stunning is that I was beginning to end collusion in the balcony, did not feel something wrong. Alas, we were the head must have been his way through the same door.
5. still remember the first time when the confession to the girl, too tight, and thus be \
6. unit a few days before eating a big Xiao Nianqing colleagues to a bottle of Sprite, give us a lap down, when their turn the bottle was empty. The Sprite then the waiter shakes his colleagues, said: \/ p>
7. and the company of two enthusiastic female colleagues (full model) together with a meal, they get together to give me a description object.
I want to say: you two really enthusiastic matchmaker ah
the results of an opening
: You two fat woman .....
8. Ge Jige Warcraft. Counselor rounds, furious, grabbed the mouse, the desktop shortcut to Warcraft dragged into the recycle bin, clear, saying: let you play with!
9. Today, Dad's cell phone to call Mom, Mom was busy, I picked up.
me: Hello
Dad: Well, your father do?
me: ah?
Dad: Why does your dad?
me: places. . . Call it
Dad: Oh, you let him call me back kick.
10. once you play mahjong, a power cut, on the point of candles continue to play, and later was too hot, yelling, \
11. fancy sets of hands, the boss to 35, I said I'm going 30, the owner of non-compliance have to 35, about a few back and forth does not give way, I think even if, and to the sheets 50 block, he was deft gave me 35. . . .
12. a subject requires that the following four sentences connected with related words:
1, Zhang Haidi sister paralyzed;
2, Zhang Haidi sister stubborn to learn;
3, Zhang Haidi sister learned several foreign languages;
4, Zhang Haidi sister learned acupuncture.
correct answer should be: \
results have a child to write: Although Zhang Haidi sister doggedly learned acupuncture and several foreign languages, she was paralyzed.
also found a more violent child wrote: Zhang Haidi sister learned not only language, but also learned acupuncture, she was so tough to learn, and finally paralyzed!
13. noon cooking, my mother gave me a pot of carrots: \
14. I surname Zhu, management unit room. One time someone call my cell phone: \
15. a leadership led by people drinking, raised his glass and loudly: \
everyone (... ...)
16. I remember once called Elizabeth to buy fruit, I mouth said: Boss, how much Shakespeare? bosses on the spot stayed
17. Mi Fendian
one: the boss, not to twenty-two onion rice noodle.
owner (... ...)
a (side to find a seat side of the back to add): Do not let onions ah!
boss (in tears): Do you eat rice noodles or eat in the end is the onion?
18. time to market to buy food, prepare dinner, a Korean friend bought a lettuce, 4 to 2, he gave him all the change vendors, leaving a shortfall of a dime, so he said to the hawkers -
\
hawkers stunned, half a day to answer -
\
19. time to eat drink and chat in the cafeteria, suddenly found themselves out of a piece of rice on the outside, secretly feel sorry waste of grain farmers uncle to pick up and eat them. But later found that rice,
who really did not leave the one who will not live, seems to me ... ...
20. Xiaoqiang speech at the rally, the following people listen!
Xiao Qiang, said: \
following people suddenly giant sweat. . .
21. yesterday, having a swim directly to the trunk open, keys thrown in,
moncler jacket, and then close the trunk ... ...
22. to friends at home, chat, her father back, mouth called \
23. time to buy dry noodles, in front of a couple is buying, the boss asked them to not put parsley, the men said no, how do woman said.
I think in the next
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think is lost in it, the boss asked me what to eat? I loudly replied without hesitation: \
24. high school to go to school early so breakfast is my mother put things right with a school bag to eat in general is steamed buns, Sunday school my mom did not porridge, I do not know smoked ribs Flanagan , put that bag of rice to throw ...
25. One day, said many people buy a duck,
moncler sale, and she said the elderly without hesitation: \only duck in the queue. \
26. to call to find a man named Zhou Chunmei of Finance out.
I picked up the phone a
excited: I'm Zhou Chunmei. . . =_=|||
Zhou Chunmei: You Zhou Chunmei, that who I am. . .
27. One time in the school breakfast, in front of a student card, the machine did not respond, painted or not,
hope ........, it is depressing that the machine is broken, and I said let me try, brush a little card, the machine did not really response! He pulls out one, still the same, very angry! received the card just about to put the bag and found a bank card in his hand, I am laughing! he pointed me laugh even more, I took the identity of the original Card!
28. at university, a year school, dormitory Five quarters to call the station to see if people in, then ranks the fourth quarters of call.
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ranks the fourth nap daze: \
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over the Council of Five dial phone number to see that yes, ah, fought back
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29. morning and left in a plastic bag inside is full of snacks, his right hand a plastic bag garbage in the morning to open the trash, \Then they carry another waltz to the company, at noon, when hungry, eat snacks,
氽烫已往除血水后冲净, open the cupboard only to find there is a bag of garbage.
30. take the subway into the gate, take the phone in the wild brush on the gate, has also been behind the other, and how I say it does not come out the brush, the machine is broken now. . . Khan. . .
31. Twenty years ago I proudly rode twenty-eight inches mom of the Phoenix men's bike gave me a year old sister to kindergarten, to kindergarten so she is extremely handsome, after a stroke mantis leg swing, the feeling knock with the Han. She did not go forward as a means to Tuizhao Che, do not walk a few steps behind someone shouted, \delicate cross fell to the ground, bringing twenty years after, I refused to drop his sister life and death drops a bike ride I mother, twenty years of this hate hate ... ...
32. like to eat seeds all stoned. Guishi guess God, nibbling all the good, put a plate of melon seeds back to the old computer trash, watching the seeds of another disk shell daze.
33. display stand, to shake the mouse, the result stand, straining to shake a long time, found himself shaking the phone ... ...
34. cyclists to buy things, to the store did not lock the car went into the store. After buying something out of the lock, the bike ready to go. . .
35. a child like biting pen head, a day biting feel right, especially salt, and then discovered a mouth suction ink
36. has finished second cut apples, the grant is not long off, very proud, shoving the apple thrown into the trash, holding the skin go out into his mouth!
37. scrambled eggs with tomatoes, boiled eggs, when holding a knock at the Wanbian not bad for a long time, but his wife said egg is broken.
38. the last flu shot, the nurse to take your pants off in the end result of almost ~
39. the company has sub-Fan Yun, and to the toilet, and unknowingly walked into the pure water in front of the machine, watching the big half a bucket of water, actually did not react, \crotch zipper pull ... all of a sudden fierce reaction from somewhere, \Fortunately, no one beside. Then think about, it is estimated the work was I was too busy. . .
40. picnic pulled out his cigarette case in point, last cigarette, the fire directly to the pile of lost zippo cigarette case back to the bag, still barbecue, after the blow out a bunch of sparks scorch the clothes also destroyed 2 2 bowls of dumplings
41. hold the phone when the cigarette lighter, hold the phone when the TV remote control meal by.
42. cooking when the phone rang. take calls directly to the phone put Caipen inside. Results and vegetables to the pot along with the. and then looked at the pan flute for a long time before the phone out quickly. Fortunately, is then fried bean curd lettuce ... .. If on the end ...
43. college roommate and go home, change clothes together after the door and suddenly saw a little strong, she would go pia, and then takes a small strong body to come to frighten me, and I was afraid of bugs , opened the door and ran out of a tight, she was excited to continue to chase me. . . All went to the elevator, the only \. . . . Dressed only in small pants. . . . Fortunately, no one in the corridor. . . .
44. One time the bathroom to go wash their hands to eat, a sudden short-circuit the brain to see the mirror, toothbrush cup to take a very skilled, to squeeze cleanser on the toothbrush, puts the rhythm, brush teeth out, while also wonder how today's toothpaste taste right.
45. The first day at work, someone calls to find manager (woman), the call to the manager of the sound the way, Mom was looking for you, answer the phone.
46. One time on the computer lessons, while her boyfriend sent me the information, while very brave teacher shouted out loud: \After 5 seconds all the laughing. 50-year-old teacher is a little old man.
47. sister has a cell phone and a PHS, changed the day a new phone card, a colleague asked her to buy a new number is the number, she said, forgotten, replaced the card with the phone to call their own small informed. Dial and colleagues, to continue to chat, PHS rang, she picked up asked: \the presence of all the petrochemical
colleagues.
Then she pressed the hang up, and then said: \
48. Zhongguancun day cruise to the students, a hawker Couguo ask, \
49. remember, or fifth grade, the teacher asked a group of first student:; What is your nationality; students, said:; Yi \\
50. Customer A: Boss, ice milk is hot you! ... ...
51. a friend teach household appliances, to see a home weight scale arrayed on the floor, the Friends of body fat, to want to try to see the scale. So step right up, \
52. for the first time using public transportation IC card, on the bus I took the initiative to the driver flashed the card to straight to the seat. Not, the driver said: \make every effort to read: \
53. hostel fourth of slippers out of bed looking for a long time, no, to ask you: Why is my slipper gone?
54. in the cafeteria line, heard next to a boy, said: \
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