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One day, a drunken man on a team bus.
He sat next to a priest, the drunk's shirt was dirty, his face bright red lips Indian woman, whose pocket has put the empty bottle, he took out his newspaper to read, After a child, he asked the priest said:

priest thought for a moment, also the drunken apology, said: said the Pope had arthritis.
A man tracking
Two Sisters
two nuns, one is called the mathematical nun, the other is called the logic of nuns. It had been almost dark now but they are still very far away from the monastery of the distance.
math: you have not noticed, has been tracking a man behind us thirty-eight minutes thirty seconds, and do not know what he wants?
logic: This is reasonable, he would like to violations to us.
Mathematics: My goodness! At that speed, he will catch us within fifteen minutes, and we how to do?
logic: The only reasonable way is to go faster.
Math: It seems useless to it,the reality is very skinny.!
logic: of course useless, but also a very reasonable man getting faster and faster.
mathematics: how we do it? In such a speed, there is a minute he caught us.
logic: The only reasonable approach is to separate us escape, go over there, I go this way, he could not catch both.
the man continued to follow Sister Logical. Sister Mathematical arrives safely
monastery, but it'd be worried about the Sisters of logic, and then to see the logic of nuns into the door.
Mathematics: Logic Sister you're finally back! Praise the Lord! Tell me what happened?
logic: the only logical thing happened, the man can not both follow, so he came after me.
Mathematics: right, but then what happens?
logic: the only logical thing happened, I try my hardest to run, he also tried my best in after him.
Mathematics: What then?
logic: the only logical thing happened, and he caught me.
Mathematics: My goodness! How to do?
logic: I did the only reasonable thing to pull up the skirt.
Mathematics: God, Sister Logical! That man?
logic: He did the only reasonable thing, he pulled down his trousers.
Mathematics: My God! What happened?
logic: you are not very reasonable, mathematics nun, a nun pulled up her skirt, must run faster than a man in his trousers pulled down much faster!!!