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....................1 small x teach a bird mall. Found a parrot price 3 dollars. So he asked the seller: how your parrot so cheap ah?
seller: I parrot silly! My mom taught it a long time. Until immediately will only say a few words: Who?
small x one like cheap anyhow, so he bought it.
night to the house, he does not want to educate I do not trust you! The mini x to teach it a night, said something else.
But in the morning, a parrot, or only say; Who? So small x one petulant, locked the door and go to work. After a while, to check a gas fee (referred to for small z).
small z: tapping ... (knock)
Parrot: Who?
small z: check gas.
Parrot: Who?
small z: retard gas.
Parrot: Who?
small z: check gas
... ...
the nightfall, a small x back. Saw a man lying on the ground door, bubbling at the jaws.
small x: yo ~! This is Who?
I heard the house, said: check gas.

2. particularly like the small x parrot. One day he slipped to Bird City, found a parrot to sell 3 million.
he was curious, so he asked the buyers: Your parrot how priceless it? Buyer: I smart parrot,Nike Shox NZ! What will be said.
small x one so clever to buy down on a hard-hearted.
night to the house, he was especially elated. On playing with the parrot.
small x: I will go
parrot: I will go
small x: I will run
parrot: I will run
small x: I fly
Parrot: B You're a liar too!

3. a man kept a parrot, very powerful, and its relations with the other birds are annihilated at it.
obtain back one eagle, and the landlord was put in a piece of it, so the owner by the point of outlook, the imprison out of cilia hanging parrot.
owner said: This period it is not cow B.
tin look closely, is the eagle die, the parrot with a light body, said: This grandson actually powerful, do not really hammer it off Guangbang Zi Hell

4. A Bird lovers he was particularly fond of parrots, 1 daytime afterward a bird shop he base a parrot which is the auction.
him to see the parrot decided to buy a good coat, so he shouted: I am compliant to pay 10 dollars to purchase the parrot!
Then something outcry: I ambitioning to disburse 20 yuan U.S. greenbacks,Nike Shox!
Bird lovers who do not want to parrot over to human, and he shouting for 30 yuan ... but the voice was in different
opposition him, until Bird sweethearts who phoned the 200 when it stopped ... ...
that people buy parrots are amused, but he suddenly thought: I spent so much money just to buy this parrot, whether it does not I do not say that a big loss it?
so he ask the boss: the boss ... you the parrot will say ah?
Then he heard the parrot cry: can not speak? ! Who do you calculate just like you outcry ah? !

5. a person wading down the street to look a jobber selling parrots. He looked very pretty parrot talking parrot businessman asked what?
businessman said: Of way! Do not believe you shook it right foot. Yi Yan
man shook the parrot's right foot. just listen to the parrot is very explicit, said: Hello! Hello,Nike Shox NZ!
very happy man, businessman said: you shook it and then left. Yi Yan
man and shook the parrot's left foot, just hear to the parrot said very clearly: bye, bye ... ...
man more happy, and immediately bought parrot.
home smiling audible, while the left foot touch the parrot, the parrot's right foot when touch.
parrot is also servile to say: Goodbye, Hello.
suddenly he whim: I prop it with two feet if it would say?
he grabbed the parrot's feet.
just listen to the parrot said loudly: I killed you want Ah ah! ?

6. a magician on a cruise in a small work, have one alternatively 2 years time.
past two years, he, like every night of the show, the audience liked him.
However, for the spectators constantly alteration, so he became anxious to learn current cheats of the needless.
However, a few years, the parrots sat in the back over a long phase of observation, and finally saw the sorcerer tricks flaws began publicly expose the magician's trick.
For sample, when the magician to change a bunch of flowers not seen, the parrot would shout, said: can be confused magician angry, but he has failed. Parrot is the captain, he can not shake it a staring.
One day, the boat leaks, the results sink. Magician administered to swim to a piece of wood drifting on the water, and then collar the wood.
parrot standing on the additional end of the wood. Both of them do not say a word all the access 大眼瞪小眼. In this way the water drifting for three days.
on the fourth day morning, the parrot could not aid watching the magician finally said: Well, I concession,Nike Shox R2, you work there in the end convert a ship!

7. home to a brothel closed down, the auction of all things, there is a guy bought a parrot home.
back home, the parrot began to speak: , and foreman changed. The dad came to the living room, the parrot cried: enter the house, wait to speak funny birds.
Parrot did not respond.
Parrot is still not feedback.

Suddenly, a parrot neck, shouting: cook supper.
but she seems to detect the kitchen sink drain blocked, so she called water electrician William, I hope he can come to help repair.
William one I admitted, he said he would look at home morrow afternoon over Cindy.
As in Cindy's work time, so Cindy told him: Akita dogs only, it behaved, do not fret.
In counting, I also kept a parrot, it is a bothersome lad you came in, if it is with you even say. I memorize! Never, and the parrot to speak.
afterward afternoon, William time to Cindy's home, into the door began to fix the kitchen sink.
behaved dog, neither fierce namely he did not call. Parrots are noisy to him cried constantly. I remember the beginning
Cindy William's orders and not of it, yet the parrot was constantly hurrahing.
William finally could not stand a moment, he shouted against the parrot:
The screaming had some achieve.
then, only to hear the voice of parrot imitating Cindy said:

10. there is a fat, found in the same seat on the airplane is really a parrot.
But now internet epoch, and what curious things there, did not feel strange.
a little thirsty, so Miss Xiang Kongzhong to a glass of water, but the madame has been engaged for a long time did not have time to bottled water.
this time next parrot to speak: I X your uncle! You are not Zhaochou Ah ah! TM how I have not sent to the XO!
steward Britain Britain immediately sent to the XO, and also kept regret. Fat look,
Oh, they eat this ah. So also shouted up: X your grandmother,Nike Shox Butikk!
you are not seeing as fan-Ah ah! TM how I have not sent apt the water! Stewardess likewise immediately rushed apt the scene,
but this time emulated by two great men. Two had one, to throw out the fat.
how fat in the air also does not want to know how his face is not like a parrot?
Then the door opened, parrots also thrown out.
parrot flew nearby the fat man said: silly B, Ah do not you challenge wings so cattle B? ,Nike Shox Torch!