Microsoft

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Microsoft : Yes, what would you do it?
users: A few days antecedent that you announced , not that nice to a black screen it? I wait a day , and how not black ah. . . .
Microsoft :#%$^&@
User : Black is not black you in the end ?
Microsoft :.......
users: ah, you black is not black ?
Microsoft : piracy was black ... black , you are pirating it?
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Microsoft ; [email =##$%^&%$#@$%]##$%^&%$#@$%[/ email] ...
consumers : how? Need to open ah ?
Microsoft : the absence , absence !
users: do ye not dark?
Microsoft : Do you have auto- update remind you to download patch?
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Microsoft :....
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