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1 today sent a cell phone received a lot of buddies bless information: I hope you a elated holiday today! I am puzzled, analytic morrow is Valentine's Day ah, then cornered approximately and asked roommate, roommate A: February 13, today, I hope you a Happy Day 2B! .. TMD.

2. Today's 5-year-old daughter, let me aid her do something. I said: can be really good ah ... ... Roommate: years from the time her mother came out of the body, the body in the nominal old from my dad out of time. I suddenly sounded inside the cow to comprehend .. TMD

4. Today,Nike Shox Torch, girlfriend voyage, told me that she bought a ######y pajamas. I said: I am overjoyed, replied: iphone4 it was stolen, try holding the viewpoint, I give myself a compartment call bring a text message: : stuck in one endless reverie, and into the wearing apartment is preparing to test your pants off when Boba prettiness suddenly every gate asked me softly: extra, half not the nerve to bring an end to ... ... ... TMD

7. Today, Valentine's Day, a sworn signature on the QQ wrote: Which we must take a holiday today, girl, next year to give you one small two! .... TMD

8. Shangfen today to my grandmother, my grandmother saw a neighbor next to the pills down, and wanted to help them, that the tablets are plastic, for a long time to convert very breakable,Nike Shox Monster, I coerce redundant trample a small piece! Was quite horrified, and she unraveled that I would not intentionally, is to help him help them. My mother in the next set of egg, said: all right, your grandmother will be with him in the following explanation .. TMD

9. Dinner today, I heard a couple next to talk, mm: how to switch your cell phone Pinyin? He said: reception clasp chrysanthemums ah. mm meditation about the next, and flew like a solemn sagacity to do against the bottom of the phone went very a while ... Can I say brother, not to say that * opener daisy key OK ... TMD

10. Today a friend to do something with relatives,Nike Shox NZ, leaving the handsome brother sent me out, I lovingly said to him: . . TMD

11. Today, elective lessons, selected by Japanese girlfriends pulled together, mostly girls in class, had a few boys, one more to my taste (the present bf), Consequently, let's not hesitate to go Taoci. I: Hello classmates ~ ~ 1000 words here Province elective Why Japanese? He: In mandate to be competent to peruse. TMD!

12. Today, I went to a local tourism, the employer with the signature dishes (boiled eggs in urine Boy) treat me, my clever euphemism small quibble that does not dine eggs, the results of the boss lukewarm, said: that You soup it! TMD

13. Today, I eventually know how the fish tank in the die of the. My sister in to the spray tank cleaner, because she ambitioned to smell the fish with lemon savor. TMD

14. Today is my first date the past few months. In the dessert, the other gathering told a little joke is not comic, in order to show the size of my friendship and I haha. The result was sweet voice stuck, reason I spit the last table. TMD

15. Stopping along today to New Year, hanging himself in a heap in front of a bunch of relatives is not marital with criticism of how! Also, for the elders can not mention your Pishi child! TMD

16. Today, the normally very shy and introverted boyfriend suddenly said something very frightful words: > on sister scarf floating down the air back, equitable to be nailed bicycle knob, virtually smothered a sister! TMD

18. Today, an age man and I talk about the cost of beef, I told him I do not know, I am a vegetarian. He replied, that was how a portly bitch. My husband and I began from his old college 2 commutes, not before during the other human. TMD!

20. Aunt engaged with a point today, the contradictions, truly apologize the quondam by ikea to purchase something to regret, to the aunt hands me: my aunt I was erroneous. Aunt, said: Regardless of what Regardless, I did not your mom this .. TMD

21. Today, on the airplane, originally planned to tease the flight attendants, hair repast, I said: you do not have a tissue? MM from his pocket and took out a tissue to me; I asked: You do not have a toothpick,Nike Shox Sko, she took out his pocket and from different toothpick; brother is reduced, ask you do not have disposable chopsticks, MM sub-delivered the chopsticks
to me,Nike Shox Dreams, and said something, then I **: I do not like the duo drag A nightmare? TMD

22. Today has been a bastard shrieked me at my blog, because he angry some period antecedent, I said ah you exhausted so many hair every daytime, him not weary, namely he ought brush with tricking my blog, my blog post top to Sina blog home sheet as always to know thatI
is SB ... TMD

23. Today, I woke up, her husband is not bed, I thought he was in the alive room. So shy to shout: A voice back to me: TMD,Nike Shox R3!

24. Today, my boyfriend go to companies to partake in the maximum ugly marathon clothing, he wore a published later my makeup remover along to a uncomplicated white tee, got the first results. TMD!

25. Today the whole home to penetrate mango activity costume movie Dad you do it? - My dad weak languid answer: You can call me Armagh. . . TMD