[ Transfer ] Confessions of {one} {hideous} person

I was born twice.

the premier period, a physician dragged me from the womb to bring ... to an end, suddenly collapsed, shut our eyes and groping a nurse,Women Vibram FiveFingers Speed, I plug the back ... ...

After the second time I was connate, all of them hiding in the hospital mortuary to cry, chancellor of his jaws, pumping his son, blame themselves unconscious, then I ought not be mercenary in this commerce ... ...

motherly love is large, she does not hold everything against me, I was heaved to adult, but he in my face posted a photo skull to relieve the psychological oppression, a mask with me to the antique.

I was 11, I was in third grade, the level is the most important time of curiosity, have desperately wanted to see what the mask looks after me in the end, there is a foreign digit of students labeled Li boldly while I pee when I pulled it off the mask, since then, Lee boldly students undergoing from a curious ailment, can not speak, eyes dull, all day long act nothing, facing slaying of a person's skull does not blink, a shut our eyes, it more than tears ... ...

principals reported the Board of Education, Bureau of Education sent to,Vibram Fivefinger, for the school's students are transmit, and President can only eat half a bowl of porridge every morning, the teacher's salary has not landed 2 months ... ...

folk watch me afterward the Department of Education,Vibram Five Fingers, Secretary to resign instantly quit the sea, shackle response, the dissolution of the country's educational traditions ... I hike in the street, street people, entire in Kuangtu more than a team of pigs rushed from after me, I accelerated to dress flowers, cilia trophy, and gave me a certificate, written: the savior of pigs.

afterward Liuma's wife with him blowing namely his face pockmarked too nauseating, indeed want to quit!!! happened to them I went to the window, I saw my wife Liuma , did not talk, out of money to the assurance corporation to protect the insurance Liuma pockmarked, a pock ten thousand ... ...

has belled the United Nations (? Why say they do),Vibram FiveFingers Classic, Annan can not do anything,Vibram FiveFingers Kso, requiring plastic surgery forced me to, but without success, all the plastic physician to see me after all the crying forever, and almost half of the doctors into the cerebral hospital, the symptoms all the same, nothing will be said, only one: ugly ... ... Need ugly ... ...

Arafat to send special aircraft apt pick me up, asked me to stand in front of the presidential castle, surrounded at the Israeli legion to resist, I went to stand because a minute, Israeli naval withdrawal, Sharon was compelled to resign, the Palestinian citizen morale, but to introduce my hero Arafat while the Palestinian National People's lantern could no find the ... ...

a author to find me, tears: my life, the biggest imagine is to have a Nobel Prize for literature, but now the main is too many ... I have a deceive, at all times I can write a writing in front of you, I will be winning!! !

I do not deem, so he told me to be a week, up to five million words to jot a novel, the ... ...

Nobel today announced that the world can find out whether the words to depict my arrival, you can get award for literature, the results, all writers are diverted to buy pork, and Nobel Award vanish ... the State Football Association specially recruited me into the team, would like to take the real out of Asia in the World Cup, the Chinese team did not lose a pellet, every game is a score of 12:0, one a pellet, Ayala on the open picnic on the lawn, I am a person in front of goal BBQ, all the other actors, including goalkeeper halo spit on the ground, the judge even a ruddy card Doutaochulai.

way, our group has also been a gradual exercising of the monster, look by my pictures, then looked at my photos to dine, then play ... ...

World Cup from a permanent stay in China, foreign medium comments I was the devil incarnate.

world lying marathon start, the colored marathon of players exalted bluster Luankan, I took the stage, said only three words have a champion, and permanently retained title,Vibram FiveFingers New Styles, I said : I'm not ugly ... ....

I wail at night, facing the moon, asked softly: I look nice? Falling gently on the moon a white object, I picked up a look, is a small hare was 九阴白骨爪 crush ... ...

I shriek the sky: O God, I do ?????

most ugly sky suddenly torrential rain fell on my body, I touched 1, even full of vomit ... ...

me away from the world, came to the antique chateau, I asked the Mirror: Mirror Mirror, Who namely the world's most ugly, mirror tears, suicide, broken ... ...

days can not be me, why with me ?????

I prop a dislike, reduced and eventually died, who knows, Yan Wangye below the amnesty, let me return to earth ... ... So I wandering in the earth, nothing else, online play, I would like to talk, so I applied for QQ numbers, who knows ... ... the system prompt: Because you are terrifying (please forgive me, I is not lofty literature, tin only be interpreted to this point) The Company ambition not invest mathematics die to you ... ...

do not know, this entity I can not be sent out ... ...