SC aboard the joke ~

1 I am a male teacher. Hemorrhoids made, pad of a sanitary cloth (sanitary linen is the wife). In the school playing basket ball, and that damn thing Shunzhao legs fell out, well upon the blood ~ ~ ~
around a lot of students around the stadium watching, NND,Women's Air Max TN, pick up is not no pick up does not work ... ...
2 high school boarding school, some students go home to let him take along something to assist me, they mail txt messages: I seethe clothes and money.
3 cooked crab last night, after the water, I threw one crab jug. Crab is very fresh in the boiler meddle.
good wife to play carefully, you can not see this, then hiding behind me, fearful to look over his eyes.
I relieved said: Allison, we are not too marble? Wife: ah ... ... ... ... salt it?
4 we instruct chemistry that the age man 800 degrees of myopia, a class on the blackboard after blackboard turned suddenly pointed at my big
call: do you stand! ! I sit down! ! I was sitting on the last row of seats, and I hung on the wall behind my overcoat ... ...
5 institute classes on premier aid, CPR, Professor said as he demonstrates:
Professor: hands, reception the chest, tin not make the effort too much oppression tin be 2 ~ 3cm, awkward too effortless to Patients ribs oppression off!
professor: see below demonstration (hands, rearing a pressure), Kacha soon! Model of broken ribs.
entangled to say, the class ~
6 universities in Shenzhen painting, visiting with students on the road, suddenly a male student walked to the side of the road, took a shoulder to ask: charge of the bank's staff memoranda! ! Members may also dictate money not hear. Looking back, nervous with a pistol (great jet) pointed to him: . . . .
explosive waterfall sweat. . . . . . .
7 basic school when I bought an evil graduation book, because it says January 20-February 18, the constellation is -
--- Block
tank was in a very long period of time people ask me what sign you are, I say this is tank seat!
8 to work with former colleagues in the company along the street to go to the station, came along a man, staring at me a moment and I just want to ask him know me. The man looked at me, then spit it! That ah! ~ ~
Man is drunk!
I am dumb, and colleagues laugh spray,Uni###### Air Max 2010, spread through the ages from the material open. . .
colleagues everybody that said, *** that ugly ah, the man looked at her to spit. . .
9 times my friends drunk, along to his mom, he was in the toilet, phone-like right hand, left hand according to the mirror, and mirrors in the ? recent prison control is firm it? for the early out ah ...
10 once, as something to adjoin a classmate, but the phone did not save his number, so familiar to another and his students send text messages, 5 minutes later, finally received a answer, and can not wait to open the information, bearing the words, In desperation, can only send text messages to big brother repeatedly,

11 I just had never been seen on the university, special soil, another class teacher to do the ppt show, never used before, just say that my first go, a long time to open a microcomputer projector did not respond.
following a few buddies call, press F2, press F2!
so I hesitated and asked: is both opener and reception it?

12 a little girl went to the counter,Air Max 2010, said to me: 'Auntie, give me a parcel of ketchup.'
my boys, at least this card is written.
so I laughed laugh, while she gave to her side, said: 'No problem, brother.'
girl shocked: 'I am not a little brother ah!'
me: 'That's my aunt do?'
The little girl ran away hurriedly took the tomato sauce!

13 graduate school when the class two boys and a girl to help her something from the seventh floor will be moved to the first floor of the five boxes, tired of the two boys almost breathe, property inspection aunt see the elapse, said a my sensibilities to this day,Air Max Ltd,

14 daytime to go and make a telephone call to friends, let her come with me, and I on the bus, the way a phone call to her: buddy M said: wrong, see the opposite as people look at me outrageous, knee-jerk back and saw my friend sitting behind a small M seat: ....

15 have a direction to take the spire 45, halfway on the middle-aged women. Not many people were on embark, she is relying on me and the additional MM standing, I subconsciously placed his bag in front, afterward to the MM can be looked out the window, but unaware. Soon, middle-aged women who had a hand into his bag of MM, said that at that moment,Nike Air Max, I suddenly put a fart sound, and smell and sound ah, kicking automobiles full of people look at me, I shame await to ascertain a cavity drilled ah. However, middle-aged women Xunde quickly withdrew his hand to cover their nose! Ha ha!

16 freshman girls in the bedroom is very uncomplicated, eight of us have never seen the kind of condoms look like.
one evening talking attach, we gathered in front of the computer quest picture, search results only to a small box and packing the kind of pictures have not been touched, not the kind of begin, so we judged collectively to inhibit the kind of slot machines where to buy one. Those machines are oxidizing
result, we a cluster of folk approximately the carton namely there is not debate in the end what a waste of a coin value of classes, we estimate namely pedestrians are met Khan ... ...
Then finally bought one, one girl was shocked:
opened, most of us feel virtually like their own imagination, but the girls still say: to cover up the whole person ...
Later we saw in the supermarket one raincoat, would say to her,
17 Men Moral, adviser of high schools, talking very difficult.
classical paragraph: Now we have a very civilized behavior school, many students Guangzhuobangzi play basketball, and most of the boys!
Is there a small chapter of what Guangzhebangzi girls?
18 high school students nearly a degree of myopia, glasses do not a play can not people ...
smashed the glasses also persist to fight, proceed to brain into the third ...
results also had a hollow ...
audience are quiet ...
then I (he and I have different teams) picked up the ball thrown his tee ..
Then he put the pellet back into the me and said: it is not out of bounds, you tee off ...
19 Video: 23 [television] set
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seen a lot of anti-Japanese themes membrane, how traitors are Chinese.
20 Lianju with an aunt ~ ~ One day her husband car she was riding a motorcycle to go home ~ ~ on the road, there is a man want to stop them, and said to them ~ ~ in front of my car was stolen , and take your car to chase him - my husband did not a standing ovation his aunt, aunt to sit in the back that open ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ I said something to lend you my car, I wait for the next car to what method chase you - -.....
21 a drink with friends, drink from the afternoon of the evening, drinking white wine does not migrate on all replaced, and the final cup of brandy one hand holding my hand patting his elbow, dig pit of the stomach, then just say, He put his mouth and spit the entire body to preoccupy the brandy, and he froze for a second, your head explosion into tears, then a wretched heart crack lung, I reluctantly said: who and who, do not call, A enterprise recently
22 small wages, small A happily ran the fiscal room to receive paychecks, and then ... ...
accounting, said: / p>
23 I am a high school classmate (MM) sent to college after school on the way to follow the AIDS advocacy community who participate in a seminar on AIDS hindrance in the day they moved a stool to sit around the circle and the other teachers to do schoolroom presentations
This is the time to come individually to each an in turn made my classmates who called banana
ah hey - happy listening to speeches but also eat fruit 8 8 wrong
wrong and the person next to her while talking and laughing speech while a banana skin to eat happy
This time the teacher came each made a TT
incipient TT that banana is accustomed to set the students with the
but I left a banana hands rind. .
24 tall educate time, and also faster entrance, and we naturally strained the school's third year on Monday flag-raising, there is a High School woman student discourse on the screen: ... you sister educate seniors to seriously face the entry, melodrama their maximum nice levels, do not reiterate the faults in the test ...
25 chemistry pedagogue do reduce hydrochloric acid and zinc in vitro experiments to what he's prepared to gush hydrochloric mordant down the point does not answer to such a long time surprised then cried a classmate to answer: The students do not watch why you talk almost bubbles it?
students: teacher, you do not release zinc!
teacher: The students responded very well!
26 school, became renowned Wenquxing, my students have money to purchase a 98-year 200.
I would like to take him a while to play, play to a local requirements lose the password, I asked him how many passwords.
he did not say, he said not to Kanla personal message.
So I gave up, yet my curiosity has not disappeared.
day, I saw him play out the Wenquxing, I accidentally saw him lose to pilfer the password, I saw him lose the same six characters, hearts coursing the original password so simple, so look for opportunities to look through to steal look.
So me one day while he went out, took his Wenquxing turned out, and quickly lose I saw six meters characters ******
....
27 buses in Beijing, a male send a four-year-old boy.
such as traffic lights, bus next to police cars.
do not know why men hate pol.ice, with the boy said: ice is my son!
28 I bought a voyage card sets
on altitude of the pattern looks like chicken, but we sure are
chicken
they smiled at me that I have not bought a taste so ugly I am not convinced things
say how noisy how the chicken is a chicken with self-respect (I was also acute to say a dignified xx)
Having found that the whole auditorium of people are watching me ...
29 day.
death: > The answer was:
30 junior high school, is affixed with two detach sets of tables and chairs placed, and at the same table (men) fight, then I angrily to work this hard to write your label, then call to prepare for what stood hand in papers , to see my
at the same table sat ashore his stool, and holding his mini table. . The outward rotated down. . . I was shocked, no knowing why, he slowly struggled to climb from their tables and chairs up piteously said: I think you have to stand up and buffet me TT ... ...
31 days before finally crush the fellow from the junior high school dating
my brother out of that clothes ah ~ as a magnificent collar clothes to dress, so posted chest glue ...
very sweet to dine After supper, wade on advertisement street.
suddenly, handsome brother inquired me to stop, stick your clothing under the What's that?
I am disturbed and looked down, OMG! chest paste actually slip out! and stuck in the clothes of the hem ~
I calmly put it off, threw it into the trash: > And my hand,Men's Air Max 360, hold down the chest will have no to ... ...
32 in the bedroom, gossip, and we talk meantime a classmate, meantime mobile phone recharge cards by hand stripping the password, the extra talk the extra vigorously, and so she recovered, a prepaid card password that has been wearing her stripping , and later to her art paper with a genius for beating out dust in the password, but also top-up.
33 has a gym class, the teacher up on a straight face solemnly announced: Today, I want to denounce the two students, a man and female. Stand behind me, a boy whispered: Gounan Nv! One pair Gounan Nv! The teacher cried, I say that you, and XX (another matron) the whole class howled with mirth ~ ~ ~ ~
34 a few days ago to see mobile Internet news: singer captured on pill smiling ...
I wonder ...
drug to drug hymning, smiling drug why do?
Why News also highlighted the smiling drug addicts do?
afterward learned that a smile is the original singer ...
35 years ago, the company act secretarial work, in urgent, hurried toward the bathroom and found the ladies apartment gate ajar, for single pit toilet, defiance to rush into, then beat on the door test, merely to listen a female voice calmly replied : Come ~ ~! !
36 while I dig the pockets, a key out, was not base, then work back and see!
a couple of juvenile sweethearts in the street where the man suddenly said excitedly: Who? In the end is this?
I thought is the key to speedily say: My, my! My
later knowledgeable, had that woman pregnant. . . .
penniless my face ah. . . Pain for a few days
37 a child young and foolish, I only saw my mama wearing a bra, bra they thought that my mother is the preferential things. So fjust aboutme time, every day I hold clothes pole to hold the yard all the bras are back home. Neighbor women come to my house to ask for day bra, I devoted a day guarding the door, shouting towards them, all my mother's! ~
38 I am a Cuozao, I am not accidentally rub the tattoo of a society not the employer
39 go to school when the school was built, prologue in September to a lot of new life. One day a newborn is like holding a pile of work on behalf of class, asked me:
man who went to the masculine lavatories on the right facing the hurrahing their
......
40 on the primary school, night dreamed and father fight, it is gas is gas, the gas really woke up. After woke up next to my father to see
see, or the fire, up pops two mouths = =
41 a mathematical morning exercise, the level did not achieve. Cheeky puzzled math teacher, said: Last night I ended with the advertising time, your speed is too slow. Against a student at present, and shouted: Hunan, Taiwan, the teacher is to see the ads now! Class rolling on.
42 News: Tong Dawei, his wife gave birth to female
Comments: This TONG Da's great
43 a friend's house once to obtain things ready to go downstairs, three upstairs downstairs to see a few kids playing sunflower acupuncture hand
friends eventful up said: look at my sunflower acupuncture points to one hand children
we go upstairs we dawdle at fewest half an hour in the upstairs downstairs I saw that the baby is still standing motionless
friends had a sunflower Jiexue up to hand children bound right again
I Kuanghan .........................