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adviser words: text messaging friends and household communicate with each additional has immediately chance an indispensable means of communication, txt messaging can also be divided into a blessing of a good many jokes there spoof, today we will SMS spoof is namely you spoof off of your friends? Following this 20 spanking super classic spoof SMS value collecting!

1.
so long with you as a friend, you always concern about me,
I forever give you trouble, I truly do not understand how apt remunerate you ...
So ... my next life as a cow for the horse .... I will weed you dine ...

2.
nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing,Air Max 360! Nothing!
nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing! Nothing,Air Max 95!
told you all right you press the ass ah!

3.
miss you, but also perplexed to call you,
fearful you are engaged, fearful you bypass me, I am afraid you feel disturbed,
really good want to adjoin you, but ...
tel is valuable, you shriek me!

4.
If you are a meteor
I'll be chasing you,
If you are waiting because you ashore satellite I,
If you are the star I'll Fall in love with you,
Unfortunately ... you are in a zoo gorilla ~ I can see you!! Well .. unfortunately ㄚ!!

5.
good muddle .. now I do not know in my heart analytic ..
mind are soon bored to decease .. I really do not know how to do? ..
Can you tell me .... I really do not know alternatively want to eat big surface zone A q barrel!

6.
thank you most frustrated when I accompanied my,
most absence aid in my period I dragged a thousand words untold,
just want to narrate you:


7.
sorry yo ~ ~ still texting so late to you ~ ~
If you get up, then ~ ~ say this to you ~ ~
deserve ~ ~ Why did you go to bed early than I ㄚ ~ ~ ~ Oh!!

8.
encounter - the starting of my heart
love ~ my happy choice
~ I have the maximum precious asset
into the ruddy rug - is the perpetual power
always love ~ is
Unfortunately - I have sent the erroneous person

10.
because of you, I deem in destiny; because of you, I deem that elapse lives.
Perhaps entire this is condemned, some variety of traction we were,
now I really want to say ...
what my before life was made sin ah!

11.
beginning from morrow,Nike Shox SKO, the municipal government judged to clear all looks ugly,Air Max 97, eyesore of mentally handicapped youth people!
you rapidly package up, go out to renew his avoidance, do not tell people that I accuse you, memorize!
no thanks!

12.
God saw you thirsty and created water;
God saw you hungry, and create a measure;
God did no see you lovely friends, I created;
but also to see this earth is not an idiot, by the path also created you.

13.
If the Government requires a person's life can merely be a good, I would prefer that person is you.
I have not apology, it lives!
additionally the regulations ... the government did not let us forget!

14.
think you is a happy thing!
see you is a elated entity!
I love you always to do!
your mind I've been act!
yet??? prevaricate to you, is just what occurred! Ha?? Ha!

15.
phone rang aloud, on behalf of my creature like you!
double, mean that I like you!
three times, average that I love you!
When the seventh rang ...
mom,Air Max Shoes, I was really looking for something you do not question the phone quick,Air Max 2!

16.
According to statistics, more than 99.9 pig long for people use the thumb to press the clasp to see newsletter!
Hey, do not alteration hands the matter, it was too late. Pig! Ha ha ha

17.
I put your name written in the sky, but was beat away;
I write your label on the waterfront, but cleaned away by the sea;
I put your name on every corner ...
**, I was taken away at the police!

18.
If nice looking is a error ... I have been a huge mistake
If cute namely a sin ... I have committed heinous crimes
man melancholy to say! ... you Jiuhaola ~ right was not anyone crime ... I really envy you

19.
When the smokes that sail also, that I think your marks;
bright when the sun, that I think you feel;
When the rain falls, it is I think your certify;
when the thunder and lightning, it was the daytime I pray you are pizhong ... Ha - ha -

20.
annual if scalding annoy tin encounter with you,
three years of burning incense can
known you,
burning incense with you years of Xiang Xi,
happiness for my next life, I am compliant to become to Christianity ...

the Editor: Understanding a human to scrutinize from many angles, favor you, like a crazy look from below, from the side like a hundred and fifty, from 30-degree angle look like an simpleton, from 60-degree angle look like a pig, look, I know extra approximately you. This spoof of the SMS sent to your friend might try to see his repercussion would be like!