07-29-2011, 10:00 AM
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A Driving Debacle,Mud brick
[size=9pt]A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?"[/size][size=9pt]"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"[/size][size=9pt]He thought for a minute and said, clay brick machinery "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license."[/size][size=9pt]The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smartass when he's drunk and stoned[/size][size=9pt] ."[/size][size=9pt]The guy from the back seat said, vacuum extruder "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"[/size][size=9pt]At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk[/size][size=9pt] and a muffled[/size][size=9pt] voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"[/size]
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