I do no trust , you dead laughing

1, the daytime in a friend's house, the phone did not know where did not find it, to lend a friend's phone call approximately his girlfriend and hear to where it is. I enter my number, 1 click dial button, the shade shows that she saved my name: SB3 (then pleased, but fortunately a third ...)

2, pocket when I excavate, a lost key, was not found, then go back and look!
a couple of youth sweethearts in the street where the man suddenly said excitedly: Who? In the end is this?
I thought is the key to quickly say: My, my! My
later studied, had that woman fertile. . . . Poor my face ah. . . Pain for a few days

3, opened today in the school group appointments, sudden unexpected sneezed, looked up, it was found in front of the girls nose Biao to the back of the woman and not aware of, so secretly want to help her delete, just his hand up, next to the girl discovered, shouting dinner,Diesel Store, drink 一杯接一杯 dry, one would have responded to the stomach. . .
rushed to the toilet, not stand on spewing out of the full one place ah. . . . Rustled the mouth back to sit down, nothing like people. After a while, a friend got up and said to the toilet, I kindly advice: dropped into the slot in the
7, navel school, a job done well, go on the teacher gave me this batch of 2 words, redo,
2 morning I went to Mai Zaodian the , then put the job of this to help me to pay him the same table,
the maximum classical areas, and he wrote behind in the redo old one, do not do. paid,
Next, on a catastrophe ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, more tragic is the graduate soon, he told me ,,,,,,

8, go In the crowded streets behind the high-handed whistle suddenly sounded hurried voice, did not respond, a Buick advertisement vehicle kick me on the elbow; I did not get petulant, just gently took out the key, move it blueprinting process consist in ... of a road graceful arc

9, in a stall to buy socks, a pair of cheap, had to buy thirty pairs, only the results of the same neatness of dark, I said to sell socks flicker, color is good, lost a top who can take the other can not see ... I thought also, so bought a thirty pairs ....
In this path two Tianyi results for the ...
had nearly two months, I really could not stand the same table, and said: slothful you a lot, how two months you do not even say for a pair of socks I
:....

10, has recently cooled down on the highway to see a strong man, open cars roadster, wearing a motorcycle helmet.

11, on a whim, to take their own photos as desktop ... and then my computer on poisoned ...

12, lofty school with methodology ridiculousness
I left the br> 13, say the right things
my wife the day before to find a wife online financial software, I'll give her computer, I sit and watch, wife of proficient open www.google.com, type in the quest bar say the students parents.
the beginning of love his parents. One day to work shopping,Diesel Straight Jeans, his mommy took a fancy to a jacket, but a see at the price to drag his father away.
his father said: we can not afford can not try? His father on his mother and forcibly into the closet room.
alteration out of his mother, his father a look at the East West Chou Chou, took his mother ran, said: Run! While the salesperson is not!
his mother dressing the jacket, tag floating out, hauled out by his father flew, just passing via a pillar, his mother holding a crying post. His father back serious, said: Run! You are not waiting to be caught ah?
his mother cried even more fiercely. Then his dad laughed: ha ha ha ha ... ... clothes when you go in the money I paid before.

15, batch jobs, see the students do not paint geometric problems, readily Comments: No chart no fact ~

16, his girlfriend would like to check the bill, send text messages to 10086: My bill also left many

17, students A car occurrence, leg fracture, hospitalization
few of us went to see him melodrama good students entered the inpatient
met him on my parents
quickly went to ask A's condition on the results of an open
becomes
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18, in high school, the most comic thing that would
money, we often piece in to buy smokes, I was two and my buddy just bought a Heyan
preparation go to the toilet pumping, the results to class, the class teacher's class, forget it
first class when the class saw the sneaky fellow wrote a note, then rub a large team, I discard over
by the class teacher to see, the class teacher instantly down and taken away, standing on the podium began to read
sweat ing, if I kas long asis written is legal, I would preferably swallow a teacher not to give her a mouth
: In addition ZJ
laugh belly pain ... ...
classic appeared
... RZ

19, my roommates make fun of me, my billfold hidden in a little box, MD The problem is that little box that I sent to Guangzhou to a Nvwang gift, I send too many bad out two days later found himself not the purse. I am in Wuhan, my identity card, bank card, his girlfriend of photographs in Guangzhou Nvwang hands.

20, Yesterday at Wal-Mart, suddenly hurt my stomach, quelling explode into the bathroom, just an earth-shattering blasts began to squat, the results of the children next door and burst into tears, her mother asked her how she that smell ~ ~

21, arrived in the coastal, unpacking namely completed. The appendix of an exercise task namely to behave anti-landing discipline garrison department, and everybody flew the conveyance to arrange. I was weight-bearing cycles with grease gun to grease,New Diesel Jeans 2011, portly division political commissar standing after me a moment and said with concern: small comrades hard it! I did not anticipate tanks to boost the spirit of 12 wheels, tanks, soldiers not simple ah! I was moved nearly to tears
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22, high school class when we get together is forever smoking
day I happen to have a more arrogant of things to acquaint you, I smoked the results of other people are pumping slow
finished, I left half of the basis, a fast look at class, and huge mouth suck two
teacher suddenly came in, I asked myself a thrown on the floor, their feet, but just a tread
cigarette smoke into the two had Pingzhuhuxi
have seen a teacher, came over and asked me, you is not smoking it
I shook my head
teacher: teacher talk
continued shaking his head
anger: you talk to me
I: I ... did ... pumping ... smoke ... (along with the cigarette spewing from the snout and mouth continued)
teacher did not strangled smile ... ...

23, today, work colleagues and I went out to banquet , we were arrayed a chili scrambled egg,Diesel Jeans UK, and found cilia, and my colleagues on the use of chopsticks hair, shouting, you see the boss ~ ~ What is this? Boss a look, oh cry ~ called, to, come here! To the madam for a pair of chopsticks

24, spent 50 dollars on the Internet to buy a chip of hand-made face soap, with a day or two at night preoccupied about the time that has been thin with a half, The upon also are soap bubbles, angry I am vomiting blood.
my dad said you this fine to use soap, bath covered with slippery.

25, the premier Italian to dine pizza, do not understand eat everything, on the point were 38 yuan and 8 yuan to bring a cheese pack.
complete repast and found something was lacking, I thought, had far less cheese,
then cried: waiter, my share of cheese not on how ah? I have ended, and also allows people to eat?
Waiter: Sir, you that have been gushed in your cheese pizza a ...
me: all right, you go to a busy bar ...

26, at midday back to the tavern, I saw glass with cola, straight a full nectar. Drinking my face was green. Quarters that the man had bought a sack of vinegar dumplings, no place to fall, with my glass installed. . .

27, topics like the teacher to join them, one day the teacher Topic: >
28, my people are more absentminded, bath last night and forgot to turn off the gas ...
then my mom assisted me wash up the shambles on the side of the side said: So you definitely tin not sin, because it certainly would leaving evidence of a guilt ...

29, to complete a physical day, not peckish, went to restaurant to eat, many folk, too thronged, and chaos, I call on the Dafan Aunt: this Kindaichi, equitable to see the second page on the tears, I do not know which day to slay the person in a blue ballpoint pen and drew a surround, to jot, this is the killer ... ...

31, High School next door I like true article ..
person A was a teacher in the class to sleep ... well done .. he called
found a solution to the blackboard in front of the subject .....
not then prepared to write a public humiliation did not come to the blackboard
actually a teacher began to acid him ..
school grades are so bad defiance to slumber really shameless
head is not on the all home ... day only to sleep ...
did not think he would really write ... .. also very nice ...
teachers understand a little bit ungainly situation ... had to let him back seat do not control him well ....
He actually did not think the teacher was kind enough to choke one ....
I sleep for about
you will still not be the ask me

32, My sibling went to a school playing basketball, I heard a low-grade girl asked a low-grade boys: have let you take snacks, you say I love your ..

33, saying that my girlfriend hit a summer job in a mobile phone sell phone

a square at noon , lunch time, almost no stores, next to the counter to my girlfriend of a class of people see mobile phone uncle, just that section of the counter not to eat the MM, weakly, looking favor uncle also purchase a mobile phone Zhu Er, gone up with the arm patronized her head on the counter, because the MM chest (crab) of relatively large, the uncle suddenly base seeing it to see MM's milk (crab) ditch, eyes are looking straight up, My wife found out, would like to remind that MM, the results of MM no feedback afterward a few minutes, MM openings: Big Brother, seeing ample? seen ample to buy a compartment phone it ... ...
result uncle said nobody, bought a cell phone scampering for the door and fled on a ... ...

34, heard a friend mention, a colleague of his relatives to Xiamen, Xiamen, e relatives gave a anime, on the bus, the driver of this human looked at e cartoon, ambitioned to find the place, the driver stopped him and said: there perusing, restroom, squatting) toilet, crouching for also long legs a little murmur, so he propped the door knob to preserve balance and feel and a shit to bring an end to ..., so he began to compel, also used the power of the hands unconsciously, results... I X, broken locks, I coil out.
you consider you were on the outdoor of the student's classmates to see scene?! a light (crab) Ding students Suddenly out from the toilet roll, toilet and also accompanied by a jet out from his inside PP, absolutely frightful!!! and a ground we basically knew, I X!! bunch of students in front of this life escalator can not afford to head the ...

36, the morning her husband took me to the unit left, and then I suddenly received his text message: find you, darling. the more people the bus windows were shut, the car smell bad some people are naturally frown. But that atmosphere of MM is very normal to her from his pocket and saw a straw on the side of the mouth and the windows open a crack, greedy sucking the outside wind 。。。。。 would an average person ah =. =

38, our math teacher likes masquerading to be witty to say a joke that no one laughed
we consult spoof on him a entire class, so the first thing he said when the school, we entire laughed in unison
day he came in, was silent for a moment that his father died, I now
laugh, others silent.

39, water and taint it
see a cashier in a very serious bunch of coins
a few kids ran, ran to sing: in front of Bridge downstream over a group of ducks, Come Come count, twenty-four thousand 6 hundred seventy-eight 。。。。
and then the cashier is reduced by half the number of coins to go back and re-number ....

40, high school boarding school, some students go home to let him take along something to help me, they send text messages: I boil clothes and money.

41, and girlfriend, dating, see There in front of me like his girlfriend, and shot up next to her ass.
she turned around and gave me a slap.
when something pat my shoulder I turned around ...
girlfriend gave me a slap.

42, the day suddenly take a phone call: Oh, guess there is a gift! Not that I hang up! comrades suddenly called to my bureau, said: posted to our Xinghua this corporation.
this newspaper really is too sudden, when the two of us in the army then do not say, feeling particularly good few years ago lost contact, imagine that he suddenly came to our Xinghua I told him on the phone, I immediately went to pick him up their cooperative unit, get together at noon.
I went to their cooperative unit, boy!'s really impressive, all diplomatic management mode, joined the company the door on cross-examination the defense together, enrol, sign particularly rigid about my comrades who are stationed in units of people, I connected the corporation had agreed to guard.
I went to the old fellow said workshop, to see old comrades I nodded at me, and made a face. I average I do understand, not to rush, do not allow parlor, let me in the side later on.
I am bored silly, in the workshop in turn for a while, from the bag and took out a weekly point of outlook up in the shop door and suddenly there is a boss who went to look behind me, stood alongside a security, he looked at me, patted my shoulder and said: That is the boss, you do not even know he was still here what mix merge. point the way to embezzle someone else's, making phone calls went to get spoken medicine to patients, I gently into the room, gently hammer {awake|wake up} patient, and said softly: Grandpa, up to pilfer food right!

45, last night, cooked crab, open water, I threw one crab boiler. crab is very fresh in the pot meddle.
good wife to play cautiously, you can not see this, then I conceal over his eyes did not dare look behind.
I relieved said: Allison, we are not too marble?
wife: ah ... ... ... ... salt but?

46, sitting today bus, there is a one-stop driver asked: : You do not setup the

48, Dragon Boat Festival to go to the unit sent a box of milk and a bag of Thai rice Shanghao element a feminine colleague after work to help me help him move back home, to Downstairs, the colleague said to me: help me to go onto. My husband was not home,Diesel Loose Jeans, hurry up! take more than, NND, that area where there are a lot of people know me. he wanted to remind her not to shout: . My husband was not home, hurry up, so worried immediately! spit out a word: the students, not school today, school

50, one day more than four in one night a friend called to say the sentence: Missed calls so call to query you what material. incredible, is a damn, then read the paper, it says tomorrow, if you do not copy the contents of this paper 50 periods, then sent to other people, ambition die is tough to see, and so on and so forth. to scare my students , the family on the night speedily copied 50 copies the next day sent to others, sent out a few begin, but then we know what it is, do not say that he fed to the periodical, so the a.m. passed, His hands also the collection of several dozen.
at the first music class, the teacher points to his appoint happened to him sing, I saw the tearful little chap stood up and said sadly: How can the mood to sing .... ah ....Japanese eloquent in English so that he did not comprehend one, but a strong patriotism told he could not lose face in front of the Japanese, so he smiled and nodded blindly: person riding a bicycle on the high-speed!

53, my wife and I play to the Reclining Buddha,Diesel Bootcut Jeans, his wife wade the road, so I carry her.
saw an old matron, solemn, said: see you also read the paperback people. wife is sick or go to the hospital early, adore is needless

54, the students voyage, reached the top, a special excitement hilltop girls shouted: motherland, ah, My mother! then a trample on this inciting special woman boys shouted: motherland ah, my wife's mother!

55, my house has been rented to a Japanese visitors, day guests hit me that a phone with a not very fluent in Chinese, said: ! , melon seeds shell on the desk drawer of all,
looked at in class when the seeds shell and ravenous, so the seeds with the shell and into his mouth repeatedly, emotion tasty Well..
class while a classmate asked me what to eat, I can only say Chi Guazi shell, specially bought spiced melon seeds shell, the shell is not only mutton is the savor of edible.. the result that one afternoon a cluster of students around the corner of my seat to eat I licked double the seeds shell....

57, go to school when the school was built, prologue in September to a lot of students a day on behalf of a newborn is like holding a bunch of class work, and asked I: br>
59, high school military training, the first day of class, is the language class.
not repose over the same table, sleeping in class.
pedagogue to look, to respond this answer. Then along the 53 students to answer this answer. Language classes up to me to answer on behalf of! The result was a noisy clamor afterward gate, cordless motorcycle alarm

61, take the bus, I sat in the front row close the window.
half an hour later, I brain out the skylight.
back there a buddies, head extended out the window.
I shouted to him: , vomit, and dirt paste the brothers that look.
that boys wailed out, next to me, friends, Bangdayaoyuan, the brothers said that:

62, high school love to play, GF see me play constantly, there are times I shot col in the practice, she ran: all but) I say try it!
been capable to get the results I do not know what the root, and a volley, direct headshot! !
speck crying, this object does not talk to me as a week!

63, told friends that I lost my bike, bought fewer than a week, melancholy.
friends say you that Suansha, I bought a bike, look at the one on the lost:
friend asked others to buy a bicycle, multi-noon, he was in the pantry cooking, listen to House The following people call: blaze, erased his hands down.
NND, automobile gone ... ...

64, bought a ipod touch, my friend and I said a hard screen, not film, the opener appointed hurt. . Then I scratched with a key. Grass

65, once, the peal rang, after a grab on the boys burst into the room, rushed to the last row, the teacher has spoken: some students are late, and from the back door, do not influence others! The boys sit down, that the dumplings, bite. He found next to a pretty MM, has been staring at her. MM thinks he has not eaten breakfast, so gracious to give her buns. Teacher and speaker, and the ugly face: even now some students are late, and still the study-room to eat breakfast, they also forget to eat, buns to the speeches the teacher ought not it!

66, my father and mother say, when I was follows them and linger in the guesthouse, the morning they found a very smart way to get my toothbrush, hand-washing is the motel were also higher than I, they ask me how I fitted into the water, I took them into the toilet, pointing to the toilet ... ...