With Chinese characteristics Riddles

With Chinese characteristics Riddles
Q: act counterfeit ads, counterfeit his jaws effect , while denouncing the harm is ######## ?
A: charlatan .
wrong , is CCTV.
Q: extra valuable than the university is what?
A: The study overseas.
bad , is kindergarten.
Q: Why do some human a few kilometers high from a direct fall apt the km alternatively so , merely calm, do not jump ?
A: Yes,GHD Pink Limited Edition, in the parachute .
wrong , they are Chinese investors .
Q: the premier person to obtain 1000 yuan a month salary , 800 to obtain the second month ,GHD Carry Case & Heat Mat, third month to get 600 , what his salary is dwindled or increased ?
A: reduced.
wrong , a negative growth.
Q: armed and unarmed people who engage in a lusty skirmish which is the material?
A: Yes Anti-Japanese War .
wrong , the city manager of statute enforcement .
Q: You have only 10 square meters of housing, vicinity change from 90 square meters to 190 square meters of living space you have not increased ?
Answer: no.
wrong , you were in the average living space in one boost of 50 square meters .
Q: Obviously your pocket merely $ 50,GHD Straighteners, but do a lot of file to testify namely you really have $ 100 with?
A: liar.
wrong ,GHD IV Salon Straighteners, is the Bureau of Statistics
Q: A not absence you to be responsible for her and she does not take liability for you is who ?
A: mistress.
wrong ! A bank.
Q: Speaking of your time is closely narrated to ,GHD Deluxe Midnight 2011, but invisible when needed could not find what ?
A: air.
wrong ,GHD Benefit Straighteners! The pertinent departments .