I Am Acting Like a Lady,Fired brick

[size=9pt]One day when women's dresses were on sale at the FarEast Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered[/size][size=9pt] by frantic[/size][size=9pt] women.[/size][size=9pt]He stood it as long as he could; then, with head lowered and arms flailing[/size][size=9pt] , he plowed through the crowed.Fired brick[/size][size=9pt]"You there!" challenged a thrill voice. "Can't you act like a gentleman?"[/size][size=9pt]"Listen," he said, "I have been acting like a gentleman for an hour. From now on, I am acting like a lady."[/size]