Chen Li Shanghai Institute of days teachers Comedy

1. Edison Chen's photos, the administration is not granted to see, merely how do I understand I do not see tin not see ah?

2. A Japanese-American referendum in the territory of China, a mine killed a standing Argentine German nationals among the territory of Vietnam, who are going to deal with this stuff?

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7. Crime is a human atavism ~

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9. If a person namely claiming to own innate goodness, he is not to fool the male is to evil!

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11. each person is a potential criminals!

12. Sports is to allow human to play their legally animal!

13. Men can be implemented rape, a woman can, Simon can also!

14. Amauri, you lose you the beast!!!

15. this crime when violating a number of characteristic social narratives, more than double-edged sword, is a stone carving N!

16. I promise I'll kill the time in to penetrate clearly, then I kill When not killing the erroneous person ~

17. plans are too cruel, does not meet my kind, gentle enough man!

18. I wish you well at home, I is not likely you ambition to die!

19. I am Who is that? down the hill, ah!

20. They Mamalielie, are each other's condolences to his aging mother ~

21. I approached into your pocket, of course, slightly to embezzle your money! do is to come into his hand cover cover ah?

22. Oil ~ ~ ~ ~ how do you so wrong gas!

23. ah, ah ~ you deserve deserve deserve, dislike detest hate, die dead die ~

24. This is the organizational task entrusted to you, this glorious task to make to you! killed the child ~

25. that we will love each other the best time to query, did you sleepwalking ah? today do you swim?

26 . you Budehaosi terms of civilization, what son is not long that what!

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29. equitable class, Chen Li-days to the podium, podium accidentally tripped over the stepladder, but did not fall, equitable hear to the entire level rupture into laughter ~ cannon Chen said someone prefer abruptly: class silent ~

30. how do you steal ah? how you do it without perseverance ah! so laborious to hit you! how do you characterize the first pregnant forces, ah?

31. Wangcai shouted: ah!

33. a person who has 36 broken ribs and 18 pairs.

34. B was killed by a motorcar too ah! not be alive to steal dead ah!

35. archaic 7-foot man, 1.61 meters will crush it ~ If immediately seven feet to detect such a man, that does not average to find a third class disabled ah?

36. I was 14 years old ~ ah ~ ah yo ah who phoned childish romantic ~

37. In the sitting of you missed the utter age of criminal responsibility phase of live ah! would ever have had injustice Baoyuan, whichever grudges opposition revenge ah! Oh ~ What a perfect crime once the chance before me ... ...

38. The difference between psychiatry and neurology is that one is spiritual, one is the answer of temperament!

39. turnip greens, each love it! Why can not love turnip greens do?

40. men are cozy to bother ah ~ not in my friends ~

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44. Gump low Well you said he! does not emerge, you see how good he played table tennis, also raised a son, Oh ~ control just nice ~

45. The man looks a gifted, too much like me!

46. Alas! you lean your head ah ~

47. a bowl of poison, beverage half, the additional half did not beverage, drink not go on, estimates are not very tasty!

48. Do you love me ah? hate Snow ~

49. You are the eyes of the outstanding Qiaba ah ~

50. a hockey player hit the stands on the hockey, killing a 7-year-old girl. This shows that it logged hockey shot, and some one to aid us fight the Chinese football ah ~


51. Killed a man like a piglet and killed like pigs, we think almost it What is the difference between the two?

52. Yingmuhuadao's an eye for assassinate, architecture does no constitute a guilt? Or my eyes, agreeable enough to kill you, the total may no likewise constitute a crime, right?

53. That is going to kill me today, mowing?

55. I must have been alive to kill you one shot. I forever not necessarily from the clothing you put the gun to the deed alive dig out dead, right?

56. Ah ~ life is really boring ah! We went to pillage a bank it ~

57. Vegetative state is alive or dead ah? Nonsense of course, Land of the Dead ~ slightly ~

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59. One day exam is approaching, Chen with a smile: What honey pitfall, sugar-coated ammunition were all useless, I eat sugar eaten, shells and then dart it back. petticoat subject is not the time for example: torn ... ... maintain me, look at me now glowing, and I graduated only ninety kilograms, is now a hundred kilograms of the ... ... Chen, you are cutting party?
Chen: I am of course ... ... not.
students: members that you are cutting Chen?
Chen: That was the day ... ... I am a senior graduating in our class group secretary shook my hand warmly, said, 63. instructed him when libel is easy to comprehend for the students, said the primary one interesting: He routinely does not like homework to the next morn to copy, but periodically too much time to duplicate job, and he The 1st students to take the job, the cardinal response is written, and then scarf down into the solution lied forgot the pants, go home and get their teachers reverse this trend, and then take the ruddy scarf at the appoint of the 1st home he base a isolated corner of the job ~ ~ time-tested fill (his words) then gradually convert well-known class secluded. Day, the educator named in the class stood up and pointed to him he said: content must be a crime, and I by that time small and do not know ... ah ... for now I must have said 'go cooked cooked, like me, you are talking ridiculousness sue you slander!' Embezzlement at the time, in order for us to understand the difference between lost attribute and lost property, he gave told us he and his wife a pretty past: a National (and maybe Labor Day - he said so not wrong I remember) he and his wife visiting the street, his wife was tired, then sat down at the Bund for a fence, his wife hanging in the pack easily next to his wife within the new purchase of a Samsung A188, take the time forgot to take, take half of that then go back and find, of course not - he was anguished over the call to his wife sent a message: Your actions constitute embezzlement, according to the Criminal Law shall be liable to 2 years imprisonment, culprit detention, control ... ...

65. classmate: Chen, ######## and substandard pills test cutting?
Chen: exam.
students: What do you think Examination alternative or case ah? Oh, I see short answer is unlikely?
Chen: There is definitely a.
students: Do you think that only a variety of cutting?
Chen: I have not finished this, alternatively ... ... but it is certainly extra than three or fewer.

66. classmate: Chen, how can you be so cunning?
Chen: I do not crafty, I am simple, truly, I really pure. (At this point the students have a whisper: there with the best-known perilous materials as a method to launch the voluntary assassination case - Pan's love life to the pursuance of pleasure, in Dalang down the medication in the arsenic poisoning him. 68. the final class, a agreeable range of planning, look around:

69. He had an undershirt, positive: the party that Gansha just do! Opposite: always emulate the boss is gone.