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father asked the son: who does your future wife to wed? Son said: I want to marry my grandmother, she hurt me! Dad said: Nonsense,GHD Purple Gift Set, how can you marry my mama? Son said: You can marry my mother a wife, why I can not marry your mother too! -
classmates with mountain climbing, reached the top of a hearty girl shouted: motherland, ah, my mother! Crush on a chap then she cried: the motherland ah, my wife's mother! -
remember the years of military training below a tree it? Instructors of the students said: The first row of the digit reported. You look surprised professors, instructors, said aloud: report digit! So you reluctantly cornered to clutch the tree. -
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Princess archery, the first shot via the head of Apple Princess, said: I am Robin Hood! The second man shot through the pears: I am Yi. Third arrow will be shot die princess: I am apologetic! -
a naval training, a shell deliberately fall into the melon, mail a soldier to work watch. A tattered man long face, said, Well no that pilfering a melon, but too As for the shelling of it? -
drunk to go home to the wife said: a haunted house! Wife Jingwen: How come? The drunk says: I drag the lavatory door, the lights lit up, and cool air thumping chilly! A slap to his wife: you *** and urinary refrigerator. -
a feeding its inhabitants, everywhere, I heard a woman in education children: cry'll throw you out to feed the wolf! Children call all night, the wolf at the door, etc. is solely to dawn, a long sigh: liar, women are liars! -
mobile foreman on the public toilets, porters uncle said: go out Ermao San Mao! CEOs surprised a moment: it has spend? Grandpa wrote: Learning mobile two-way fees. CEOs come and go to the restroom was stopped: squatting is 八号 your pit, make a dollar Xuanhao Fei, more than three minutes, and make a dollar out fees, lavatory with background melody, ring tones fare Ermao received. If you constantly, I inform you to do a comparative cost-effective pack of public toilets, restroom paper even made it 200 ... ... -
measure race after seeing an old lady, wiping away tears, said: scary! Of several coal mining kneeling in a row to be shot, not targeted to open the gun, wanderers scared that run, cord, not stopping wow! -
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a thief stole a watermelon, ran to sing: Freedom is the way of the wind running -
watermelons old matron chasing side edge tears: see at my tears, you never looking behind, -
to chase the thief saw the police, meantime chasing his mouth: Yes, I am not good enough, so you fair want to escape -
thief ran, said: Silence haste, my feet -
thief was caught, the decide said: What another to say, how many tears to linger -
thief crying: I apologize you to give me a opportunity -
Police said: This is the best discipline urge -
thief was taken to the police station two days after creature released and said: You all Xintai s the heart -
thief came to the old lady's window, the old lady is a human to drink, said: A man was drunk, so looking fknow next to nothing ofmeone to companion you -
thief in the window said: Tonight I went to your window, your shadow on the curtain lovely -
old lady opened the shutters, said: There are too many misunderstandings among us! -
thief said: Come with me, dawn to go! -
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elementary school for the family was poor when I can not supply a bicycle, so playing the home -
junior high school when I was too emphatic for studying, the school left me two years to read more -
lofty school principals think that I quite the future overcharged me thirty thousand -
class that I am immediately skillful to judge independently I dripped out, so I became a hooligan for the brothers go through anything for the plug sibling double in the pretty, brothers, such for hand-foot beauty, such as dressing, who pillaged me of my dress hack his foot, Who Moved my hand, foot and I wear his clothing -
antecedent I thought I was a aptitude, but I was wrong I'm not! did not think I turned out to be a genius! -
helpless by .... I have wanted to commit suicide! but you seem to disperse the fancy of ​​me gave me the spunk of Health, thank you! you know when I see you first think: that you Why can not I can live Shayang Oh! benefactor ah! -
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I married into the countryside
to it! I Village, richer! -
basic communication by Oh! Traffic basically rely on go! -
basic refined land along cattle! Basic lighting by fuel! -
by heating the basic shaking,GHD MK4 Gold Straighteners! The basic statute and array by the dog! -
get rich by stealing the basic! Beautiful mini -
pedal carts into the metropolis a farmer stopped by the police on the grounds that no license panel. Recruited a board of farmers furious wrote a card hung up, police fainted as yet, saw card reads: bovine B-74110-
Some girls said that males reliable, sows are by the tree. Now, to prove to you female of outlook, we truly rely ashore males to live, afterward namely we rely on it to stop; -
a horse fell in adore with a donkey, nag, said: I love you, donkey said: I love you too, Ma said: you kissed me, donkey said: No, my wife has said, not horses ass lips mouth! -
night, drunk banged lampposts, passers-by: whatcha Which? Alcoholic: beat on the door, can his wife not to open, passers-by: Beat your period, your wife be at home, you see lights on altitude of it also! -
enchanted prince, 1 annual can merely say 1 word, he saved ample for 5 years tin talk 5 words while speaking, came to the Princess said, fainted. Princess said,
phone and phone obtain married, have babies shrieked PHS, long the ugly, the whistle is meager, to comprehend, to mobile phones and PHS phones were made with DNA testing, the results shocked: Boy! dad is a walkie-talkie had it! ! -
remember when you do in kindergarten? teachers said the children: Who is the first time in bed pee fine treble, the second a nice of five dollars, and the third a fine of ten dollars. Then I saw you cried: preceptor, how much money every month? -
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one retired 丢车, when he will be a fashionable car on the floor layer, he on the three locks and mow a piece of paper: Ah you stole! The next daytime automobile is not lost,GHD Red Butterfly 2011, and two extra locks and a chip of paper: Ah you ride -
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Pig to South Korea because pulchritude, transform handsome, so to the night spot to detect beauty. Afterwards Pig beauty Q: I secondhand to know how ugly? My Pig! Beauty shocked: Two brothers,GHD Deluxe Midnight 2011, I'm age dirt! -
early today, a mouse into a bloom mart to be a feline chasing the mice that run away, elected up a rose prepared to resist, the cat that hung his head in scandal and said immediately: monster, too sudden! -
a male public toilet is constipation, to find that one person ran into the chamber the immediate the wind and rain splinters, they like to: jeans do !
you go to Xishuangbanna, Yunnan tour, met a group of brutal boar in the siege of the path, tourists are out of edible, money, savage boar unmoved, you pulled out the card. team of pigs Guier tearful and said: Boss, we can find you! -
planter knows the heaviness of muck and asked foreigners to see: Grandpa, this wearing how much a pound? peasant does not say, hand-dip the point of foreigners into his mouth, I thought: you do not narrate me how many a pound, I the sauce does not acquaint you that you are smelling -
turtle high drinker, but today was drunk, sober after the friend asked: How come you still drunk? turtles sigh: Oh! non octopus and man Finger Guessing Game final night, the dog days of so numerous hands, it entire see, whatsoever, the lost pathetic,GHD Hair! (more than a day in the assorted situations are hard for friends to arrange, and I wish each day cheerful, smiling. read must be referred to, ah ... to laugh, years less) -