Wu prestigious lines !

Wu: Yo! Welcome to I suspect I guess I guess guess! Round of praise.
Ya: Hello! everybody, I Come back!
Wu: ah! Rainie, a few days gone, you become a ghost!
Laughter
Ya: Ai Aya's viewers around the world, I Ya back!
Wu: good good, Ya, you go, I was sent a song to you, you come back, I am also a song
welcome you. A microphone instructor, Fei distress to the first
ghost to yo! (Repeated)
Laughter
Ya: Xiange, I went to the United States the past few months, you have not changed at Oh! Also so bad!
Wu: You have not changed the 2 points (refers to chest), or
Laughter
Ya: Xiange, I truly want to die in the U.S. you.
Wu: I really want you die, like me? Think you a Da Tougui ah! Ya
A: Yes! (Upper Xiange) you're my Da Tougui (Xiange big head).
booing audience applauded
Wu: Well, well, blacks in the United States did not support the small pearly face ah! Ya
A: Only you people mind it!
Wu: Yes, you will all live in my heart is good.
Ah Ya: what ah!
Laughter
Wu: Dear viewers, I guess this is the mainland version of the second period, because the audience out of the test
consider the Mainland, presided over Rainie did not, so we were compelled to Afghanistan Ya excavate out from the taint. Today, we also invited several mainland
renowned star, first to welcome Miss Xu Jinglei.
Xu Jinglei: Hello everybody, Xiange good, Ya good!
Wu: Xu Jinglei is an player, but also a adviser, also a log, paperback, really gifted woman, the call you?
Xu Jinglei: Xu Jinglei me now!
Wu: That is not the name of Wang Shuo Wang Bar (Wang VIII)?
Laughter
Wu: Wang Shuo in the end you and there is no cohabitation?
Xu Jinglei: No, we are
Wu friendship between generations: exchanges letters you have it?
Xu Jinglei: Yes ah!
Wu: That is the ecology of ... ...
Ah Ya

Laughter: say ah! Of what?
Wu: No, no, other than a reiterate Bell Awards! (Xiange just got a Golden Bell Award designation)
Laughter
Wu: Xu Jinglei, not to sing songs about
to Xu Jinglei: Actually not a new song you, I'll sing it short! (Singing I have not known singer or actress Xu Jinglei is considered, afterward listening to her songs, I know,
she is an actress. Ah Ya

Laughter: No ah! I think she sings good ah!
Wu: Yes, the actress, she sings the best, the singer in it, she played the best show!
Laughter
Wu: Well, then welcome ... ... this is Zude
Ya
A: Yes, Mr. or Miss?
Wu: What Mr Miss? This would also favor to inquire? Let me salute Zude mongrel.
Laughter
Zude: Hello everybody, Xiange good,Lacoste Carnaby Trainers, Ya good.
Wu: Zude excellent martyrdom today, I heard he was sick the elapse.
Zude: yeah.
Wu: He is coming with neuropathy.
Laughter
Zude: Xiange! I have not surgery ah!
Wu: You really must prepare a ###### change action?
Zude: is this idea, because the friends that if I was a woman, then, quite beautiful!
Wu: Your friend is a blind Bing it?
Laughter
Zude: Really ah! Xiange, you see me is not very ######y? (Pose)
Wu: (spit) so you are very gallant! How to do that now is not it?
Zude: Because then I think, if my penis was cut off ... ...
Wu: (pieced) Oh, no marvel you want to cut, it will only basis
Laughter
Zude: No! Xiange, My penis is still very long.
Wu: Do you mean the foreskin of the part?
audience laughs
Ya: Xiange, Golden Bell Awards, ah, do not talk approximately that one.
Wu: I say which one is it?
Ah Ya: to the ah!
Wu: OK! I ask you, what Roubao Zi in the archive?
Ah Ya: ask me what ah? Packages of beef ah!
Wu: Well, that Cai Baozi it?
Ah Ya: cabbage ah! Which you're a bane!
Wu: Well, that wallet?
Ah Ya: foreskin ah!
audience laughs
Ah Ya: You framed me!
Wu: Zude,Lacoste Protect Laser Trainers, you continue to circle you prevaricate!
Zude: I will not lie ah,Lacoste Swerve Lace Trainers! Xiange, then I wonder, if it cut off my penis, then
Wu: Please memorandum that word, is a small penis.
Laughter
Zude: Yes, if it cut my penis, then later I have to crouch on the toilet, it will be very square
ah!
Wu: You can not squat it! Ah you do the splits! (Word-step)
Laughter
Zude: do ###### change operation and then monthly after the hemorrhage, will be trouble
Ya: Degeneration will be there?
Wu: You're faulted, Zude is that if he modified it, the future will be one month may buffet the
blood. I listened that you are planning to let Zhang Ziyi knife ah,Womens Lacoste Observe Trainers!
Zude: I have this idea, I want to detest me for a return-air solutions.
Wu: If so, then I am afraid you whole body covered with small cocks who are not cut. Ya

Laughter: That if you really cut off, is it not what is typical of this practice that the powers of it!
Wu: Yeah! Cheats is the martial craft,
Wu: Yes, yeah! Par excel followed at Swordsman, creeks and lakes known as: bridal condemned to failure!
Laughter
Zude: Xiange, in fact, I modified mainly to filial to my mother.
Wu: Really? Filial to your father, right? (Grin)
Laughter
Ya: You Disgusting!
Zude: Because I did not reside long in the mother, into a woman, I can conversation with my mother to sleep.
Ah Ya: invariance You can also ah!
Zude: a few old people, and even told his mama would be weird to sleep ah!
Wu: No ah! China in the third grade still drinking milk breast. Ah Ya

Laughter: That is too weird, right,Lacoste Running Trainers!
Wu: livelihood issues in array to start, then simply interested.
audience laughs
Wu: Xu Jinglei with the mother how?
Xu Jinglei: not too! But what kid because peer diary had a fight with my mom.
Wu: Yeah! Peep diary is a big reason to argue between mother and daughter. Jinglei, why do you want to peek at her mother's diary it?
Laughter
Xu Jinglei: No, my friends mother peek at my diary
Wu: What was the tribunal sentenced her mother a few annuals in jail?
Xu Jinglei: not so serious it!
Wu: So your mother had handed his resignation letter to you that she does not fared you?
Laughter
Xu Jinglei: Mom has apt pardon.
Wu: Oh, well, we live interviews about Xu Jinglei's mother - Huang, I ask you why you are handed a resignation letter?
Laughter
Huang: Xiange good, Ya well, Hello everybody! Xiange, not the same any more! I resigned from the CCTV.
Ah Ya: Why ah! CCTV is very powerful ah!
Wu: For ah!
Ya: Xiange, he seems to be in the central 5 sets, right?
Wu: You're mistaken, we are talking about
Laughter
Huang: Xiange, you said some people to set up as a condom trademark of the central thing?
Ah Ya: Really? Oh so inspired!
Wu: I heard the Zude also enrolled as a piglet plant mark, called
Laughter
Zude: Really? Who?
Wu: that Huang ah! Today, he also brought a current book of his own : Oh, that with the
Ah Ya: What is the relationship ah? Them?
Wu: like a man, clearly a woman's book to see it! Of course, I am also a
Huang: Xiange, in fact, the book is extra appropriate for men to see, because some men arise to be men, but beneath is not like a man.
Wu: You are saying these words Zude it?
Laughter
Zude: It is not me! Xiange, he meant ... ...
Huang: Yes, I say you!
Wu: Oh, above the bar! (Loudly) mow! Cut! Cut,Lacoste Trainers UK! Zude convert a father! Do not Song
Jude
any penis, mouth large distraction transgender people, he inherited the glorious tradition of transgender people, the East is not
vanquish, Yue Buqun, Lin Pingzhi by this moment their souls, Zude a person, he represents the You of the Chinese eunuchs
long historical institution, in this moment, he is not a transgender human, he is not a man! ZZ, ZZ surface
on the bastard, her face is the eyes of fans around the world and expectations of degeneration. Neutered, the surgery is over, SONG Zu
Germany degeneration victory out of his small penis. Song Zude big mouth, big jaws Zude's penis, mouth large Song
Happy to be at the next Miss
, Zude Long live. He does not live up to the expectations of transgender people, this is an absolute reason castration
of the lore, the utter dead bird. Zude transgender people into the ranks! Victory belongs to Zhang Ziyi, is Li Yu
spring, is Yapeng, are Liu Yifei, is Feng Xiaogang, is Guo Degang, the
belongs to all who hate Zude. He did not make it ... ... Zude egg may apologize his circumstance in a bird, he did too open, too
sick, he does not work back to sordid men's chamber, because he is now a female, sprint away!
smiles from the audience applauded, Xiange breathing
Ya mad: I exhale Oh!
Wu: Jianxiang, I finally know why you ambition to leave, this is a physical go ah! I nearly called out to sea
dolphin sounds, Jianxiang, to be honest, you were meant to not just want to send the game while the dolphin sounds
to Zhang Liang Ying confession.
Laughter
Huang: It is not, and Xiange.
Wu: The following it a welcome visitor, I asked a mystery, mystery is Hou Lin, please guess Zhou Jie Lun
a song.
Ah Ya:
Wu: It is
Laughter
Zude: Xiange, all the same.
Wu: Well, applause Xiang.
Xiang: Hello everybody, Xiange good, Ya good!
Wu: Xiang, how the program did not come on?
Xiang: Xiange, the final really is something, I just divorced her husband, so ... ...
Wu: So the respond can only be
Laughter
Li Xiang: Xiange!
Wu: Xiang, mind you uncover your calculations?
Li Xiang: secret.
Wu: (intentionally) on that
directed
Laughter came a close-up of the chest Xiang ~ ~ ~
Wu: (pretending to swear directed) insolent, personal interests ah! Outrageous it? Too many, but also special
write a chest, trouble coil of tape duplicate to me, I take home their personalty
Laughter
Ya: directed, in order to ensure fairness, otherwise the audience would protest say how a mainland actress bullying, trouble with
even beat my breast! Give me a close-up, ok?
Wu: No, no, we have to go on the ratings, do not be so menacing.
Laughter
Xiang: Xiange, actually, my chest almost like Aya.
Wu: Ya you are insulting or insulted yourself, be thoughtful tonight, your chest ambition cry Oh! You are
with confidence,
Xiang: Bust, 32C
Wu: Oh, it was almost like Aya, Aya 32 Au.
Laughter
Ya: (play Xiange) Xiang is the variety of human are very skinny, merely the chest and colossal.
Wu: Yes, Ya you are people are very thin, but very thin ... ... ... ... ...
Laughter
Li Xiang: No ah! From me to look very large.
Wu: Really? Your contact lens is a magnifying glass it? This view is from my extensive flat
Ya: good nice, my chest is a huge, a mini is nice
Wu: No, not so your chest is a small, and the additional smaller.
Laughter
Ya: your head is also a big, variant more too!
booing audience laugh applause
Wu: What you are referring to the 1st? Fingers, toes, proboscis, only beneath the brow and the center, (said for he put
hand in the lower body and pointing to) the large intestine pate, blackhead, knees first, ... ... There is also a portion of the tongue, entire of you
hard to say, me, - the word ... ...
Ah Ya: speak ah!
Wu: throat!
Laughter
Ya: You calculate of a better, or Golden Bell Awards for over (simulate assured every of the offerings)
Wu: (leans Ya chest) hear! An echo!
Laughter
Wu: Xiang, divorce does not material, pretty object to fret about matrimony? Ya
A: Yes!
Wu: Ya, you really can not marry!
Laughter
Ya: I have not really ######## it!
Wu: Aya into today can not really married! !