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2. Zai Zai was my father repaired, he ran complained to his mother:
3. Hongtao meet foreign visitors one day and tried to get in a word said: I am Hong TaoLiu, foreign visitors, saying: I am his mother was 7 of diamonds too!

4 and friends to see the sunrise the top of Mount Tai, a friend pointed to the sky, said: said:
God: What do you do Whisper it reincarnated!

6. Bio examination day, of which one answer is to look at the thighs of birds to surmise the names of birds. Really do not know of a Health, furious on the paper to leave the checkup room of a cut. Invigilator maddening and asked him:
7. The doctor asked the patient how the fractures, A: I think there are sand shoes, shoes for shake leaning poles, I move ah move ...... somebody thought I was electrocuted, he took a mallet to me Two stick.

8. A professor teaching in the field: One student quickly said: Professor: A pair of epigenetic contraceptive failure, a small boy,Mens Nike Lunar Elite, the child lives out on the clenched fist, have been laughing. A nurse broke his fist. Found inside a tablet, then the mini boy began to speak:
10. The 2 men went to the mountains to play, a man fell off a scarp accidentally stumble, peer anxiously shouted: I still fall down it ~~~~~
11. Monkey asked the fox, how to put an elephant with a song that described the ass? Fox said: Leo's > ant heard saying:
12. Two brothers were the tiger chase, and his brother Dist, said: a.
13. Noodles are steamed Hai Bian, looking to avenge cousin immediate noodles, immediate noodles for a repast to see BEAN BAG beat, came back on the noodles, said: Relax, I put it always played out feces.
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14. Aircraft, the crow on the flight waiters said: the piglet, said: ; ;
15. a matrimony the potentate was asked the princess,polo tshirt shop, the pate of an apple on the princess, who is to have it shot have the chance to wed the princess.
the premier male shot in the apple, he said: ; ;
16. the sun to the grass to call
Sun: Hey, you grass? my day.
grass: I grass, Who are you?
the sun: I'm on ah!
grass: I am the grass, you in the end Who?
Sun: I'm at, ah, you are right
grass grass: TMD, Who are you in the end, my grass
the sun: I'm at, I ah
on grass: I am the grass.
catch the sun's mother by telephone: grass, I at his mother, the grass amuse your mother?
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17. Wolf just wanted to take food when passing a house, I heard A man studied that their children: ! !
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18. The first day, the white rabbit to the creek fishing, caught naught, go home.
afterward day the rabbit went to the river fishing, or catch nothing, go home.
third day, the white rabbit arrived in the river, a big fish to jump out from the river, directed at the rabbit shouted:
If you challenge ######## with Hu carrots for lure, and I flat die for you!
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19. a mental patient in manuscript,polo t shirt cheap, and the doctor asked: what? know?! ; ; ;
20. basic sentence
Title: ...... side while ......
children: his side raiment off, while wearing trousers.
Teacher comments: he in the end is to de-ah? alternatively wear ah?
Title: One
children: 1 of my left foot hurt.
Teacher comments: You are centipede it?
Title:
afterward another child: from go, my father's home later another.
Teacher comments: You have several fathers in the end it?
Title: sad
children: a bar trench in front of my home quite sorrowful.
Teacher comments: the teacher is extra upset
Title: and then
children: my mother was short and tall, portly and thin.
Teacher comments: Your mother is a deformation of wizardry it?
Title: You see
kids: What you looking at! never seen ah?
teacher reviews: Do not get pulled
Title: thriving
kid write: thriving Wing confession.
Comments: Do no peruse also much screenplay!
Title: delicious
babies write: delicious ass.
teacher :.........
Subject: naive
children wrote: really hot today.
Comments: You're naive
Title: indeed
kids said: Yesterday I ate fruit. then Liangshui
Comments: is the clause, can not be separated
Title: First ...... then ...... Example: efirst and foremost, then take a bath.
children: Sir, good-bye!
pedagogue reviews :........ .........
Topic: What is
children: a train passing Moreover Moreover Moreover Moreover
Teacher comments: I have to die
21. man and feminine friends to nap a room, the matron drew the line: Over the line is savage. Found namely men actually do not wake up over the line, the woman the man severely blow a slap in the face: you do not even like beasts!
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22. one age woman can not read, but like to hear to the radio, listen to climate forecasts every day. One day queried the home dinner: claws, bound another and another, to learn to fly, saw it fall next to the mother bat's badly beaten, anxious that: it father, or acquaint it, it is not we own it!

24. Ants and elephants get marital soon, the elephant died. Ants while buried in the elephant, while crying: Crush on a girl you only encourage the boys and the gallantry to ask what that girls like boys
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30. A public restroom, A Jun constipation, Abdullah did not pluck out a long period, when dissimilar man rushed Jun B, equitable crouch ashore the crackling traction is not nice amusement, A monarch heard, said: Yeah, pull so merry The road in a car event - ache foot turtle nest cattle. Police are investigating the occasion of the accident, said Wo Niu: how the turtle kick you? The nest is hanging plaster ground meat recalls fear undecided: I do not remember, when he too speedily

32. Junior high educate, a math teacher speaking equation alteration, a rolled sleeves on the podium loudly: students disburse care! I want to deformed! ... ...

33. A rabbit into a shop to ask the boss: Do you have any carrots to sell here? His wife said: no. After a child rabbit again Q: Do you have any carrots to sell here? Impatient boss says no! After a child again asked the rabbit, the boss had had enough: whether you come back trouble and I took the scissors to slit your ears! Rabbit
After a child again: Do you have anybody scissors to sell here? The foreman said: not. Rabbit asked: Do you have any carrots to sell here ... ...

34. A person in a cerebral hospital train, suddenly a neurotic chase to him holding a pantry knife to, this man rotated approximately and ran, ran until a die end, musing that this is over, the patient said: you knife,Mens Nike Lunarglide+2, which you chase me.

35. Father and son take the bus.
Son: Dad, what time ah?
father: stop to go.
son: when to stop ah?
father: apt stopped.

36. Moujun first aircraft, terror, terrified to open eyes, eyes open after quarterutes, look out the window and yelled: to: Hair stylist accidentally knocked off the San Mao's hair. San Mao sighed and said: I come to a carve a good pull. Yet another cilia stylist accidentally knocked off the root. San Mao saw the fire: you want me to Ah disheveled?
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