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1, Ye Sun three to go fishing, my grandfather took the fishing rod in a daze, after the grandchildren to see my father said: Look, your father in that trance, with the silly B-like. Father gave his son a slap in the face angry shouted: Your father did it silly B!

2, a place of drought in May, a farmer when charlatans then ask for a rain, a moment charlatans a folded piece of paper handed farmer, and language: Because the secret is not leaking, only to wait to open to see the rain that day. Soon the rain, the farmer then included the note opened it and saw that says - Rain Today, the farmer sighed, really tmd quasi

3, the morning bus, a mobile phone from his bag and dig at the time, and then simply said,

4, stool with urine is a good brother. One day stool killed by a car crossing the street, urinating said: odor. cow said: ! ! ! He unscrewed the bottle of poison in one gulp. The results, poison bottle reads: Congratulations on your award in the 100 million ~!
7, to remind you caution the network language. I know a little child, always said, Experts suggest that, compared to the traditional view, or

8, leading his son a liar. This led to buy a lie detector robot. The Japanese children out late. Father: Where were you? Children: the library. Robot slap slap the past. Children: to the students home to see yellow slices. Father: bolder big, big boy I have never seen. Robot then a slap to his father. Father mother angrily said: deserve, so harsh on his son. How to say he is your own to! WHACK! Robot mother gave a big slap in the face.

9, recent work tired, a lot of pressure. So QQ, an old friend asked: Re: !

10, the company after work, a few computers together Landlords, drinking fountains have to play. He lost each time, but still insist on a daily basis to participate. Sofa did not understand, ask the chair: drinking every day, lose, why fought so vigorously? Chair said, the extent of public opposition to the start time of QQ, 360 remains, as always, and protect him, for his Trojan scan. you love someone, love to hate is still reluctant to the point that he was injured. ... I hide my face from tears Dear Ben ... I want to be your 360!!!

12, one in a restaurant for dinner, the hall can be song. I was eating, I heard a sound coming from the host where the sweet voice: Mr. Zhang's songs for everyone to point the gentleman wish you great fortune! . One day, they go to the park to play.. Suddenly the ground saw the same thing. Dage Miaole Miao, said: things, said: lick, said:
15, a man to the hospital for cancer surgery, the doctors operate on him wearing a mask, the man said angrily: Doctor silent: out of it? can not tell.
teacher reluctantly said: ! You do not look at me, how do you know the African wild cat look like ah! gone, you eat a mushroom I picked a `` ``
six months later, the rabbit has not come back, a big brother said:`````jungle rabbit suddenly jumped out from the side, said angrily: town doctor. go back and hung up the One, the nurse shouted: unitary number! unitary number! unitary number! farmers
people do not know him, there is no promised, the nurses see nobody answered, called into II, which had waited a long time farmers and other
did not call him, anxious, nurses said: What number you are you? One farmer said that I it! that told you, how can you not
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pain? farmer said: back pain, the doctor angry: back pain to back pain, how is a pain? farmer said: You say a nurse to
is unitary ( waist), (back) is a unitary, doctors Minzui smile, gave him a bar, said: go, test (swallow)
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in urine bottle out, just the urine pharynx over, managed to squeeze half a bottle, come back, just the door, accidentally hit a pregnant woman is
good body, urine is spilled, the farmers worry, this country? pregnant women, said: Do not panic, I There are! to
a bottle of urine to the toilet themselves to the farmers, the farmers took to the laboratory, over a single laboratory to find the doctor, who is also a
scatterbrain, looked at a single laboratory to the farmer, said: all right, you are pregnant. peasants listening to, get to go home by a single laboratory
the home, and then, facing his wife pops two hand fan, angrily: I said I was above it, you have to in the above, br> Look, get me pregnant, right?





20, a one-eyed man accidentally swallowed his own eyes off the stomach, eyes stuck in the anus, how to get no
, so he went to the hospital. the doctor was stunned at the time of inspection, and woke up when he made a remark: I saw a lifetime anal
, I did not expect to be looked at anus.


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night, Wang finished correcting the last paper , exhausted to unscrew the radio,
radio came a few words: Dear Old King xx
teachers to listen, thank him for his many years of countless them out of the exercises (especially this year), so that they are valuable learning opportunities to practice
......to hear this, Wang's eyes moist, physically and mentally exhausted face revealed a comforting smile. dj and following
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our high school, some teachers of the students was very good. a group of students has long been oppressed, we will discuss the good old
the whole division. That day, the teacher in the classroom lectures, sitting in the back row of a boys cheeky color of pain, hand clutching his stomach moaned softly
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a teaspoon, scoop a spoonful of something to scoop on the desk to eat, chewing also says: beyond.


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have experienced many wars and too many veterans of the Order of the infantry. just returned to town, his friends gave him a medium
Shao a girlfriend. In his before leaving, his friend gave him a lot of advice: girlfriend open the door; Second, when your girlfriend into
Block, you should help her in her chair, and after; third, to be gentle when you speak to her at her; Fourth, what she needs East
West You must be the first to do a good job, do not let her hands. I have no hope! asked:
last friend asked: thirsty, so I went to buy
drinks for her. cans, smashed to her past, hid themselves in the grass
...day, a driver driving on the road robbery, highway who said:
drivers were forced to obey, saying: The driver is limb weakness, dizzy.
robber shouted toward the woods behind him: A count on the little devils know some Chinese characters, stroll in the streets hungry, began looking for a restaurant.
it to the door of a small noodle shop and saw the brand badge on the front of the characters says: beef noodles, large emission surface , potluck.
want to try it, went inside.
busy rushing over the waiter and asked: ....Large''will'......whispered talk: When he finally shines a wild duck, the duck fell into a farmer's yard.
Devils climbed the fence to pick up prey. but see all The farmer shakes his shotgun and said loudly: for a while, devils, said: ; Devils
explains: the thought, agreed to the contest. But the farmer asked his first play,
to display the fair. you may think of as sixty years ago, villagers killed in revenge, but he was better, and now can not kill
devils. Then, the Chinese farmers back legs stretched out, doing all that is kick ass according to devils.
do not want to hurt the Devils fell to the ground moaning, crying students, roll over the floor. a full ten minutes, he Try to climb up, grinding his teeth
hoarse, said: go back. seated after a dozen people stop to chat, only one person in the order. point well, to seek views
Everybody see: situation in Beijing is to miss the point generally in the name of the dish had children reported again. So children
a buddy in Beijing, said: movement.
buddy really anxious children.
a female colleague quickly smooth things over: to hold a woman, do not hold men's okay? Miss
even know what to do.


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serving the first lift on a mixed child. with a big lift children served, followed by plates of children Ingredients , what is sauce
children's. Miss serving time did not look out, a drop of sauce, sprinkle in a buddy child children's trousers. That man child is boring
child intentionally funny, gloomy face to pretend asked the lady: to do on how to do? I saw the plates of children, Miss deft ingredients, sauces children will fall down in the lift children on one hand and chopsticks in one hand and spoon
son of a brush with a few marinated. then that child buddy said: Xie > without any kind of grabbed a leg of lamb, Kacha is one, quack quack jack jack's eat together.
lady saw, said: watch the lady, but also a look to see
local colleagues. a local colleague, said: br> Miss hurried over and asked: muttered to sit down and looked at Everybody, Mangranruoshi. carefully to get the leg of lamb mouth,cheap ghd,
cautious bite.
lady said: .
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snacks full of seats, leading limp from limp.
sold out got up and greeted, chatted a voice. next to the young lady was very beautiful feasts paternity, the new, the experience was not a rich, quite a bit tight
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all seated, it was greeted: bit! 1, or seven. : Age Zodiac. . Miss, manager Ruzhui Wuli
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wine had Sanxun, up a dish: Ran Wei Wang rules, it was the first bastard to chopsticks aside, saying: Introduction of the tail of the people are unwilling to violate the U.S.
Italy, reason that holding the discretion of soup spoon, said: tortoise on the soup! Members Points! You told me how to divide ah? there is a taxi driver pulled up passengers at the train station, the driver see the passenger humble,
is a stranger, wanted to kill him. he took him by beating about the bush at the train station.
6 lap around to the passenger side of the road pointing to a statue, said: cities can be so many statues,
the way I see six, or exactly the same. ; the driver was surprised, I thought: This guy pretty careful. So squinting his eyes, said: and most of them are the same. do not understand. Why six statues, each statue has a following in the same old man selling apples?