Today is my birthday , my girlfriend called to say

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Today is my birthday, my girlfriend called early to go home that night to congratulate the birthday for me, but also has given me surprises! Heard the good news! Today I work up is to buy extra power to run about a dozen customers! Back to the Company. All three in the afternoon, and to the canteen and saw only a pitiful soup, and Rouchao three beans (Rouchao soybeans, green beans, peas) and radish soup. No way, run a morning customers, the stomach has long been called the cuckoo, and had to a large plate of beans and a big tub Rouchao three radish soup, eat up! Temporary work did not expect, my stomach is like a Jeep off-road engine! - Start a violent piston! Suddenly, a Unit of gas from the oncoming rush, rushed out of my body! I quickly rushed to the place where no one,mens birkenstock, his stomach began to sing softly, or embarrassed, but quickly becomes a barrage of puff do ring! Good belly up it! And that moment, the girlfriend has called and said she had got home and told me to hurry home. Alas! No option but to go home, I hope she will not see me like this piece of panic it! ... ...
the way home I put a lot of deliberate efforts to fart. Almost home, a lot of stomach feel better, I think what should not be a problem. Much to see at the door waiting for my girlfriend, she looks a bit excited. She cried, said,
not the door, his girlfriend with a piece of cloth on my eyes tightly kept up, that is to give me a surprise! Also led me to sit at the head table, chair, and I vowed not to peek. Suddenly, I felt want to fart. Precisely at this time, his girlfriend's cell phone rang. This incorrigible my life out! I'm looking for an excuse to say too chaotic to allow her to another room to answer the phone! I can not reveal her Quefei cloth blindfolded, but I swear! Went to another room before answering the phone. She left, I would seize the opportunity to move the body weight in one leg, the Pifang out. This Pifang may not sound great, and smells like a rotten egg odor emitted. I can hardly breathe, so I touch upholstery, straining to around violently in an attempt to fan out the unpleasant odor.
in I just feel better, another fart again. I began to put up your leg! It sounds like a fast rotation of diesel engine sounds, and this time the smell was even more unpleasant. In order not to suffocate me with his arm waving fans up cushions, hoping the smell dissipated as soon as possible.
is going to return to normal in all the time, another fart and can not wait to punch came. So I stood up, bent down to stick up above the ass backwards! Put it out. This may truly be called Pifang class, even the newspapers have been blown behind to the ground ..........
I listened the other room talking to his girlfriend's voice, because the promise to abide do not peek, I do not open the eye, can only be placed fart in the dark constantly, in order to quickly put all the gas in the stomach discharge, not to make more room stinks! I untied the waistband of his trousers, underwear and trousers faded into the lower abdomen below the dew out of the bottom, and explored and opened the balcony door behind him, almost the whole ass out into the balcony, sensational start crazy fart to ... ..., ah! Feel better and more! After I was dancing with cushions room full of chaos fans, pray that shares the stench can Sign dispersed ... ..., and thus, within the next ten minutes, I stood side fart constantly, while constantly fanned cushion, and finally, when I heard her say goodbye on the phone when the room air and my stomach is much better now! I quickly tied pants, finishing her hair, began gracefully, smiled, waiting for me to give me her dear surprise.
When she approached the time, with a satisfied smile on my face, a pair of gentle look. Girlfriend first so long for her to play the phone apologized to me and asked me if I had been secretly opened a cloth. I did not peek to her that after the removal of the cover girl on the cloth in my eyes, and I said, on the very gracious, handsome man long! Here! You see, at the table in these five units of the good are my sisters, while standing on the balcony of that six of my best friends at school !
At this time, I was extremely shocked and fear of discovery, there is a lot of girls are sitting around the kitchen table opposite me, and then stood on the balcony behind another pile, and they are to attend this makes me feel very unexpected birthday party. Now, they are every face with an unspeakable expression of looked at me, like that of the Martian ... ... ...