1. Directorate: comrades! Soldiers: Good head! Head of a fighter shot in the breast, said: This muscle was trained in how good,
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2. a vet to the pig farmer breeding,
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3. something fart on the bus. A glamorous woman jaws spit, A man said: how to eat a fart also spit the shell? ,
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4. day 0 with 8 met in the avenue, looked at 8 a 0 despise, said: fat on the fat chanting, but also what the Department waistband ah!
5. a countryside women for the first time into the metropolis,
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6. school students: repetition repetition of the students called
7. an American in the White House before the swore Bush is a simpleton, the result was swiftly captured on charges - leaking state secrets
8. mini secluded of the chickens, pulling at the riverside. After the police, the thief Mangjiang chicken thrown into the creek, annotated to police: the chicken in the swim,
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9. Snapper on rats said: ? I saw the man was very nervous look and said: can not my child it!
11. a actuator in production the report: Leadership rotated the page read: Day quest for a long time, naught, still scolding: Now you have not even a nun!
13. teacher home visits, ask students: your kin happy? Students proudly replied: happy! His dad gave him a slap in the face over the A annual after returned to Earth, his face brown, petulant, said: my mama, and forgot to bring lighter.
15. A: Sorry, I kind of chicken to eat your vegetables. B: always right, my dog has been eating your chicken. A: No wonder I found the dog's abdomen chicken bones
16. An angry man tempested into a unit, cried: This is the Animal Protection Society do? Staff: Yes, ah, ask who bullied you?
17. a young woman with kid set off on a restaurant to eat and clothes to feed her baby in public, pointing to the wbring an end to ...a server notices say: Sorry, here prohibited from eating non-food in this canteen.
18. Xiaoming: Dad, in ancient times, the emperor demanded to Gua Ren, claiming that what the Queen? Father: Silly boy, of way, that the Queen's widow said it!
19. Warden asked before execution on death row before sitting in the electric chair: Do you have anybody requirements? Death: I only want you when the execution can hold my hand, so I thought a little better
20. Two drunk walking aboard the alleys, a complaint: Another grunted, said: Mother casually asked: he has fixed the go? Mary then said: He is responsible for clean the blackboard of our level!
22. Selling what hawkers: Who exactly which birthday today? Tom's happy to raise their hands. Pastor: Well, the week afterward the distress you beat out those candles!
24. Gulf War, the seashore float one old submarine, climb out of a white-haired man asked: the battle over? Others said: still playing! Man sighed: cursed Hitler,
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25. Wife: You always mail me roses ahead, why is 1 not to send it? Husband gave the answer: Have you ever seen a fisher arrest a fish is too fed lure after it?
26. Dean of the patients came from the operating chamber to escape: Nurses mention do not be afraid, tranquilize point, surgery is quite uncomplicated. Dean: words bad? Patients: physicians say she is the words of
27. Khrushchev visited the harvest, the correspondent is a photograph of him in the pen and the pig with pictures. The next daytime the weeklies, next to the postscript: left third of Comrade Khrushchev.
28. a decree school exam: One of the maximum exciting: a friend, Vietnam, 1969! Another pointed behind: friends, banana skin, 20 feet!
30. Wife: look so old-fashioned it? Man said: If you like the RMB, you will concern what year it was unlocked it?
32. Professor of Philosophy: a cheat to heave this publish, 10 intelligent people to response. Student: No wonder I could not pass the aggregate test.
33. sufferers drifting in the sea. He queried the companions: how distant are we from land? About 3 km it! 3 km! On which side? Here!
34. Dumb exam very compartments, so took a telegram to his brother, asked my father to make preparations for it. Call behind soon brother: his father is ready, now you must arrange
35. A portly woman said apt her husband: so I was no worried about my weight, but my height. According apt weight and height ratio, I ought be 2.5 meters tall
36. Son: Dad, why God made men first, and build woman? Father: Maybe he does not want to make a male when a woman kept entanglement at his ears it!
37. Tom to his girlfriend Mary home to ascertain her, Mary's brother angrily out. saw water on the drip, I had to swim hard
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