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Reprinted from alumni of the user at 01:49 on December 14, 2010 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (1) Categories: funny
1. One day, the cow ass out of a problem, ask Ass brains, or not answer. Cattle curse: What ass, Nanzuonvyou it!
2. seven years after graduation, and finally take a big project, building a thirty meters chimney, two-month period, cost three hundred thousand, but to Advancer. Finally finished out late last year. Today people to come to acceptance, being yelled die, not get paid. Damn! Drawings look backwards, others to dig a well!
3. a drunken man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by crowd, a policeman came: What happened? Drunk: do not know, I am also just arrived.
4. The doctor asked the patient how the fracture. Patient said, I think there are sand shoes to hold the poles shake shoes. TMD has a bastard through there, thought I was electrocuted, he took a stick gave me two sticks!
5. One said, turtles father, mother and son of a bitch turtle family decided to go hiking, they took a Shandong the end of bread and two cans of chicken
sea, then went off to Yangmingshan. Hard to climb ten years, at last! They sat on the floor, remove the equipment quasi
prepare dinner. Results, but found no band can opener!
son of a bitch: have to wait for me to come back,
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Turtle Mom: a! Parents regardless of the turtle! Old couple decided to start.
out getting ready to eat cake ... ...
Suddenly,
la gear footwear, son of a bitch stuck his head out from behind a tree ... ...
son of a bitch: cans device? I waited twenty-five years, in whom I wait until the end
it! I hate people lie to me!
6. small Xin: Daddy, why does the name of which three gold ?
Dad: lack of gold in your life, so take the name of Xin, like some life in the water to take named Miao, and some life in the absence of wood called Forest.
small Xin: Dad Dad, you say that Guo Jingjing and her sister what life in the missing?
7. a pair of male and female friends sitting on a park bench in love, women suddenly want to fart.
of the man said: I Division of Cuckoo called, not as you listen to.
men really than hear.
Thus, women in the Valley birds do not?
M: fart too loud, I could not!
8. turtle injured. let the snail go to buy medicine. after 2 hours. snail has not come back. turtle anxious cursed: I do not come back to ########ing die! Then the door came the sound of a snail: I say you are his mother not to go!
9. somebody keep a pig, sick, abandoned, then know that return pig , the number of abandoned reactive. day, the car turned a lot of bending abandoned pig, late-night call the family, asked: ants were all fall down. At this point there is one in the elephant's neck, falling ants loudly called for . Then a student stood up and said: eat a good amount.
13. Xiao Ming: ; was unable to bear the question: No, ah ... ... the sentence: : br> I am writing this letter slowly, because I know you see the word offensive,
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our next 2 times this week the rain, the first a second time under the 4 days following 3 days!
Huaguoshan you been? I had very bad in heaven, because there is no gravity Therefore, stool, urine, tears and snot are not fall, do not you say bitter?
beef noodle soup here is very delicious, Maybe you can come with us to the West restaurant to eat hot pot!
your sister give birth to the Goddess of Mercy, because students do not know the man or woman, we do not know if you want to be uncle or aunt!
I send you the clothes you get it? afraid when I go to send overweight, so cut out the buttons on the clothes pocket!
; is late to write here, the time to me to play, remember not to drink plenty of water, or urine does not come out to be difficult here by the!
P. S had wanted to send money to you, but the envelope has been glued!
17. a dyspeptic patient complained to the doctor: I'm getting is not normal, what to eat pull anything, eat cucumber cucumber pull , eating watermelon watermelon pull, how to restore normal? doctors silent for a moment, that you can only eat shit out.
18. someone to go to Shanghai on business lost a dollar in the street, police said: find like a leisurely walk, got busy with front legs straight, next to the rabbit hurriedly asked you doing? ant said: This day is very boring, cut into small earthworm put his two went to play badminton, earthworms think this method a good mother, put his four paragraphs cut went to play mahjong, earthworms father thought, put yourself into the minced meat. earthworm mother cried and said: Will die cut so broken! . said to him: you come, I carry you now and then .. .. .. After a snail on the table and saw an ant .. .. turtle said to him: Come on you .. so the ants also come up. . Ants came after the snail .. .. see the above said something to him, cold runny nose, but he forgot to bring a handkerchief, and to keep the nose to nose forced inhalation. Write on the blackboard> language teacher suddenly turned to a lot of noises: Teacher and> said: No fish on the hook as a half-day he had no way to replace it ~ ~ the same worm, or a half-day did not fish on the hook under the ~ ~ ~ He angrily threw into the water and cursed out 100rmb :
24. table with a cold, runny nose, but he forgot to bring a handkerchief, and to keep the nose to nose forced inhalation. In writing on the board of> language teacher suddenly turned to a lot of noises: Stop me! Noisy dead,
la gear shoes! unpalatable it?! the Cowboy, the interpretation of a shaking ZZZZZZZZZ love story, it tells us: there is no opportunity to bathe at home, so be sure to go outside shower to wash .....
28. Xiao Ming back after using the toilet to the classroom with the teacher, said: ... doing, he replied: bully me, said I bloodthirsty, a vampire. a Western Zhou pottery, called yesterday to columns were identified, experts said gravely: failed 3 * 2 =? the first shot did not release, then they opened the second shot ... the gun ...... then the third prisoner cried: story: because the sun was still holding a small ax. So not call him
35. beetles and mosquitoes love the first meeting, beetles: cried the hands of live mosquitoes: No half-bound woman; not the man's face lit up: That I should have it later in life? fortune teller said: hey, to later in life you get used to a person's life
37. someone to eat beef noodles watching Less than a piece of beef, they pointed to the bowl asked the boss: how beef is not beef noodles? boss said dismissively: Do not be too serious, do you expect to get that from my wife a wife up in a pie?
38. Three mice were Enjoy the United States, Japan, China, wine, drink American wine mouse, go to step 3 down; drink sake mouse, go to step 2 down; drinking Chinese Erguotou mouse, holding a kitchen knife, shouted: TMD cat do? sir.
he was dead.
funeral that day.
his family cried: '
cool Ah ... Ah ... cool. '
Passersby puzzled. Asked: 'what are they cool. '
Family cried:' Shuangsi ... ... Shuangsi!!
41. A man to jump, just shouted back to his wife: long way to go! Take the elevator, after the Secretary released a fart chief said: can not afford, what should you use? I am so well! , ugly is not my intention, God will not lose my temper, I will brave live with my endless creativity. to set off the beauty of this world! In fact,
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45. go hiking with friends, to the top, beautiful mountains and rivers of the face of a girl shouting: the motherland ah! my mother! a crush on the boys quickly followed by her screaming: the motherland ah! my wife's mother!
46. before I buy the two dogs, called your : hair loss? Bear asked: [The mouse when the toilet paper out ..
49. Just chat with friends, which comes to you, you know? I quarreled with them, and almost beat them, because some of them say that you monkeys, apes and some that you like, just too much! Did not see you as a pig!
50. panda birthday, you said: I made two wishes, one is able to cure my dark circles, the other is to want to have a color photograph
51. Kuangzhui bees butterflies, butterfly is married to the snail. Bee puzzled: Where is he better than me butterflies answer: whatever the outcome, people have their own house, which,
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52. One day an elephant in the bath. Suddenly there was an ant came to this they said. You stand up. Started to stand up. Ant! You sit down and go. Understand the elephant you want to do now to ask ants. One will stand up and sit down for a while. Ant answered! I lost my underwear see if it is stolen you wear
53. Production team has just bought a donkey, but he died a few days. Just a mare in heat. Production team to call to the staff in the field The production team captain mission. Beetles mother: the child, how can we say, when to eat such a disgusting thing
55. A meteor across the night sky, I quickly make a wish, I hope you can become prettier. Who knows just finished Xu wish meteor wind This bread is too hard canteen ...>
57. see the That incarnation of God. God can promise you that the three conditions, the bat said, good I promise, you know what his next life is it? flies: Road does not phase the different plan, eat in good You Shayong, the light you've seen a few beautiful ass?
60. sophomore, all quarters of the girls like Zhou Hua Jian's songs, a tape by everybody borrowed by the go. day, the girls ask spread: Zhou Hua Jian I do? bunk M: in my bed too! silent two seconds, and then all the overturned bed.
61. a boys to the same class to take a sheng nickname, called Pan Zhu, girls crying to the teacher, the teacher agreed to criticism of the boys the next day, speaking teachers in the class: others like the Han to Jiaosha, right? clearly, I was undercover!
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