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2124323 2010 年 12 月 09 日 18:46 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary
your college on what?
a boy on his girlfriend, said: \. did not feel long, why not dissolve the national football? 1.3 billion people failed to trouble the dissolution of an 11-person team, now you say a tired, to dissolve the two teams?! \, said it was OK, we, regardless of the.
girlfriend: Can we break it? Boyfriend: no. Girlfriend: Why? Man: Just like the dining hall of the buns, you bite, people willing to give you change it? Girlfriend: But you did good I think. Man: Just like the dining hall of the buns,
belstaff coat, you would have eat meat package, a wrong, a bite of a vegetable bun, want to change not give you change, do not throw? Make do with something to eat. Girlfriend: Oh. . .
fail English? Normal! You are Chinese! Math failure? Normal! You shopping use the function to calculate it? Political failure? Normal! Than a billion people in China when it is your turn when the President! Language failed? Normal! Curse you with your rhetoric? Physical failure? Normal! You jumped to consider air resistance? Biological failure? Normal! You confuse you that they are male or female? Make-up did not experience it on your college what?
people cheap life,
belstaff outlet, a cheap knife pigs, living a waste of air, dead waste land, waste at home, RMB, the Chinese are so many weapons you do not learn, partial school sword; the sword do not you do under the sword; next find the correspondence-style so much, you learn Drunken Sword; iron swords if you do not have to learn and Yin Jian! Finally, you excel at martial arts Skills: Yin Jian drunk! Finally, one reaches the realm of human sword --- the people were
the world's most handsome man is Da Yima, she wanted to come and do not want to come to not come, she does not come to you worried to death, you sick of her. To her or not you have to suffer in silence, recognize it, listen to the words of Da Yima good girl
there is a fill-in name will not, there is a looks are all kinds of multiple-choice questions asked, there is a problem called learning by doing calculations tears, there is a problem called up application crashes, there is a proof of your sister called proofs! There is a hanging branches called does not matter! There is a syllabus called \chat】 【Korean: Brother, I mad! I would like to make South Korea! China: ah ... North Korea: When you want to help me ah! China: ah ... North Korea: Brother, I went to ah! China: ah ... (15 minutes) China: through, just go to the toilet, it is automatic reply! North Korea: Hello, I'm not something, one will contact you again ... China: Are you crazy ah? North Korea: Hello, I'm not something, one will then contact you ...
Kim South Korean soldiers in front of silver on the shore, shouting: \King Kong! \, dug tomb is not necessarily the Tomb, such as archaeological \Women do not necessarily beautiful, such as the Xifeng; seven, riding a white horse is not necessarily the prince, such as the monk
a police handling the case in Thailand, called the night a lady . After several rounds of clouds and rain, miss the arms of police police also kept feeling little brother. Police are very nice, asked: \Grandpa bought tomatoes to pick three scales, scales the next stall: \Stall, \messy stall on the spot, and I hold back into the internal injuries, turned her head to one side ... ...
number of roots for the sucker, the number of sucker do not value. How many sucker for the sirens, the number of roots for the money. Sucker sucker so much, how many sucker knit. How many monks Love Road, the number of seasoned without sets. Uncle want to tear down the number, the number of LORI was Guaipao. How many roots of love crazy man, how many men just love crazy man. . . .
the so-called universities: the prison of, quality of hooligans, Kiss open, consumption of white-collar workers, dreams of class, skipping generalization of the bedroom bar, make-up professional fees aristocratic, Baidu of paper, full of myopia, canteen feed of, the dream of job, unemployment of graduates, the employment of migrant workers. After study hall when we must take a mirror, put the mirror when tired school turned out to see, long in this way, not to learn!
young Chinese most tragic thing is this: the official career and second-generation competitive, emotional and rich second-generation competition.
teachers to teach kindergarten children are learning English, read the ABC. Life and death of a child is not read. The teacher asked him why, the children replied: \people use!!
a woman loves you,
belstaff jacket, you're husband. Some women love you, you are a man. ten women love you, you are kind of situation. one hundred women love you, you are idol. thousand women love you, you are heroes. million women love you, you are leaders. National Women love you, you are RMB. women all over the world love you, oh you are sanitary napkins.
price of instant noodles, and egg prices, and flour prices, petrol prices, prices of the down jacket... In addition to wages, around prices of almost everything, but we still have to be strong to live, because the price of the cemetery now!
1. a good woman, the majority is ugly ; 2. ######y woman, most bad; 3. and ######y and nice woman, a man most have several tuning; 4. and ######y, good, do not have to be tuned over a woman, most already have children ; 5. not ######y, but good,
belstaff online, no background; 6. not ######y, but good, but also the background of women, most thought that you love them, to their background.
1. a good man, most of the ugly; 2. handsome men, most bad; 3. and handsome and nice men, the majority of homo######ual; 4. and handsome, good, and normal men, the majority has a wife; 5. is not handsome, but good, no money; 6. not handsome, but good, and rich men, the majority thought that you love them is to their money.
primary: \\\\\Real sucker. \Internet, Network turtle speed, night access,
belstaff leather, daily lessons, boring life, but also ink a word of English, high math dead, the examination but can not graduate. the so-called professors classes boring, and not allowed to skip class ... ... one about the sun: The University also than high school.
Seismological Bureau, experts caution: the most recent period,
belstaff uk, is not no earthquake shock, the shock was to shock; earthquake the number of class, after the earthquake that; shock many times, shock will tell you, please rest assured! afraid to go to sleep, not afraid to sleep at home, and to maintain the normal order of life, do nothing to blind transfer rumors, so that we will engage in terror. as soon as possible extra homes sold earthquake came to know, real estate, also will move the original, and moving up scary!
Guo Degang: Korean people great, ah, said that Confucius was Korean, Buddha is South Korea, the Monkey King is South Korea, which I believe, because that is the stick to play the Monkey King. Yu Qian: so interested? Guo Degang: Yes, he also said that acupuncture was invented by Koreans, four great inventions invented in Korea, embroidery South Korea's Yu Qian invented: that the Chinese invented something no? Guo Degang: The Chinese invented the Korean
This is the last tour subway encounter cattle. Metro , and suddenly a man child's phone ringing, all the passengers, a: \the phone ... \. . \you have to give me strength!
woman reported: \sensitive aware of where you no? \\want to buy toys, but I do not know what to buy, one of the proposals said: buy sanitary napkins it! all puzzled, asked why? boy said, I do not know, but the television that has it, you can climb mountains, water skiing , playing, skating, and pleasure without worry.
village met to discuss the reform of funeral conservation of land, villagers express their views. A wrote: I suggest ah! do not have a coffin, and save money another province. B said: I think they buried a more provincial place. C knock knock pipe, and said slowly: I see, ah, planted only half lengthwise to even the gravestones are saved, to see that Who is dead!
【Tangzhong Zong Li Xian was the emperor in the history of the cattle】 Why is this? because ----- he is the emperor, his father the emperor, his brother the emperor , son of the emperor, nephew of the emperor, but worse, his mother is also the emperor. Thus, history gives a very glorious name of Li Xian: Emperor six pills.
Examination poetry - get the paper and cool, a tension. vocabulary forget. familiar explanation is unknown. syntax to read the two vast. read writing, tears of thousands of lines. two hours after the examination room. see classmate. were sad. so successful no face see father and mother. performance results to be published until the time of day. roof. Foxconn!
【History of the cattle】 drunk drivers some time ago Jinxiu county alcohol crackdown After the drive, the local traffic police set up checkpoints on highways at the passing vehicles, one immediately after the driver finished off a bottle of Red Star Erguotou, and then said: \drunk driving, the car I stopped here, drinking my walk back up for you. \is right. ② we do chicken right. ③ our cooking chicken on the right. ④ our cooking chicken in the right side. ⑤ our cooking chicken right. ⑥ we do chicken right. ⑦ right is cooking chicken's. ⑧ we do chicken, right? ⑨ our cooking chicken please? ⑩ on! we do the helping of chicken!
】 【5-27 year-old woman left the junior-level women left, but also to find partner to fight, so called \honorific title \level plus a 25-left Male 27 years old still young, called niche (small left) 28-30 year-old has matured, called the student (cooked left) with 31-33 years of age You can only wait for the opportunity shaking, called Excellence (You so left) Male 34-36 years old Diamond careers, called Doctor (not left) 37-year-old forced into a left up feeling completely male, and respect for the graduates (left to force the Lord) is a super Santa Claus after the age of 45 ( remaining single for the elderly)
has a positive too, he married 14-year-old girlfriend 19 years old, 24 years old and 23-year-old prostitute living together, 32 years old at the Whampoa Military Academy to see the 14-year-old Little Lolita, at age 34, was finally overturned in 16-year-old Lolita, at age 42 under political pressure, had to get a 30-year-old royal sister, is this life? home which historical figure? - Yes, He is the Chiang Kai-shek.
Woman: \\\\I told him no, you can rest assured. \; China division said it to school; wide preaching it a talking outside; the majority of that take it to wear short skirts; Canton, said the United States take it as a model; Guangzhou Pharmaceutical said take to do a test; deep that gave Happy Valley; Canton workers boy said, TMD, Shui Gandong we Xiaohua!!
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