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Virtual performers: GuoDeGang Yu Qian □ Written by: Liu Xuanshuai to

energetic national team recently, the news reported in overwhelming readers also want to loosen, to borrow Mr. Guo and Mr. Yu daring jaws, devote a section of the native comic, if the two teachers to personally show, of lesson, is the best. Funny everybody is cheerful, no direction to offend anybody.

GuoDeGang: I am a Chinese citizen team coach.

Yu Qian: not seen you playing football, how can you aboard?

GuoDeGang: Competition for ah!

Yu Qian: Chinese Football Association how idea you?

GuoDeGang: New South head to adore ah! I heard that competitive selection, led all football people are out, lined up to greet me!

Yu Qian: As as it?

GuoDeGang: South head to see me shaking hands with both hands in a moment, : No!

GuoDeGang: I was so touched, tears Shua on down, I said South head, some good competition for me, I must ... ... (weeping)

Yu Qian: that championship for very strict right , just to mention?

GuoDeGang: That is very strict, the first interview, presentation team led ideas, and then to be written and, finally, in practice, the Football Association do not know where I am invited to watch a cluster of old man, see I am scared straight.

Yu Qian: old man who should be magistrates.

GuoDeGang: I later studied, they are the judges. Beginning community defense team thought of it, one eye staring at me like I stole something they like.

Yu Qian: You look like a good man.

premier hurdle: the interview

GuoDeGang: First, is the first off the interview. It is my strong point off ah!

Yu Qian: For you, ah!

GuoDeGang: Seeing people and dogs lower it, you forget that I am Gansha it?

Yu Qian: You are not recited it?

GuoDeGang: ah, eloquent!

Yu Qian: This play does not matter with ah!

GuoDeGang: Yu Qian teacher you are too narrow, what is lacking Chinese football, the coach on the gap we go ah!

Yu Qian: This is not studied.

GuoDeGang: Milutinovic then why lead the Chinese citizen team World Cup qualifying, and for he was fluent,Lacoste Trainers!

Yu Qian: not heard of.

郭德纲: Tell you a mystery, in truth, Milutinovic has a comic's grandfather would say ... ...

Yu Qian: alternatively depart it you!

GuoDeGang: Chinese players are too tense, and a dozen games to quake,Lacoste, then you must obtain on the ground did not play two, afterward playing more nervous, a nervous action on the distortion, a distortion is irregular, and can not lose it?

Yu Qian: how still sick?

GuoDeGang: lessons from deep ah, you see the Olympic team in the Olympics last year, extra perverted, while kick people while hammering, while also curse ... ... typical manic ah!

Yu Qian: This is not customary!

GuoDeGang: So, I decided to give the national team, then talk.

Yu Qian: Why ah? Have sarcoma it?

郭德纲: You merely have cancer of it, I recited to them, let them relax.

Yu Qian: such a lot to talk almost.

GuoDeGang: let them settled state of idea, haha ​​a happy, oh, ah coach this comic fun! On the easeful state of mind, not lightly perverted.

Yu Qian: do not say, your expression is a little truth.

GuoDeGang: Then, a white-bearded old man asked me, how to reinforce the national team's penalty.

Yu Qian: This is a problem, and now a lot of players do not abide at the rules, but also secretly go to open house too!

GuoDeGang: not hard work ah! Summarizes the lessons of the Chinese team fails, the coach is insufficient to rely on call!

Yu Qian: I rely on?

GuoDeGang: by cut ah!

Yu Qian: This is the national team coach do?

GuoDeGang: emphasis on discipline Well, after training and competition, coaches back a machete, who is the fixing of matches, who do not toe the line, who go out without permission, and it's about! Arrest which cut what!

Yu Qian: that the national team does not run the light,Lacoste Finham SPM Trainers, ah? Run not only let you chopped down!

GuoDeGang: he challenged, caught give them buried alive.

Yu Qian: Do you have this Bifaxisi vicious ah. Then you are left with disabilities over how to do cut, it can play it?

GuoDeGang: football in China who do not know a wicked football team, people separately from anything else, do not listen to tear, run caught on buried alive, see at the people's team, the actors are hard not to pay play, alone, mangled a few players final annual, people still avoid relegation in the Super success.

Yu Qian: there is this entity? I only heard of a Kinder team ah!

GuoDeGang: Whether Kinder Silver Germany, adviser people like me anyhow, is not born apt melodrama!

Yu Qian: too narrated it?

GuoDeGang: No, the concert drum.

Yu Qian: I really never heard of.

GuoDeGang: Italy not to sell two meters team?

Yu Qian: sell rice?

GuoDeGang: what to sell AC meters, an multinational sell-meter.

Yu Qian: it is AC Milan and Inter Milan. You blind the one ball.

GuoDeGang: International selling rice that is not heard the coach came to play, yet also out of trail mix, selling what forgot cried what, words, Mussolini! Yes! Mussolini!

Yu Qian: Hitler still do?

GuoDeGang: there called Hitler? Selling what?

Yu Qian: it is Jose Mourinho, the original is act the translation.

GuoDeGang: No matter what the turn, because it is too turned to Inter Milan is golden on both sides, the entrance frail, sweet and palatable.

Yu Qian: You're pancakes also come up.

GuoDeGang: But this is too few to face the old man finally gave me a zero, it's obvious to tease me?

Yu Qian: furious no use, and quickly to the next bar.
second hurdle: the written

GuoDeGang: the next class,Lacoste Camden Trainers, written test, this can be difficult.

Yu Qian: you do not have football theoretical foundation ah!

GuoDeGang: a test on more than three hours ah, give me a ride Yo, waist plates to the middle.

Yu Qian: 太夸张了吧!

GuoDeGang: unscrupulous examiners do not understand what so numerous answers out, selling 5 pounds of waste paper can be sold.

Yu Qian: the value of questions is a huge point, you answer it was very difficult, right?

GuoDeGang: too difficult, look up the light on the use of two and a half hours!

Yu Qian: Three-hour exam, you look up search for two and a half hours?

GuoDeGang: I do not retard work? This is a question of simply illiterate ah, I sweep from scratch to end, how one can not read it, the question of how people would not say it, so I ended the non-death-defying not ascertain him.

Yu Qian: it is you do not have culture!

GuoDeGang: The most annoying is that I just had the first question all the words are acknowledged myself, was working to pick up the pen prepared to write, test end alarm rang.

Yu Qian: ah? You did not answer a question ah?

GuoDeGang: I was also reduced, and two examination s duck, also shame.

Yu Qian: a bit a shame!

GuoDeGang: But I can proudly narrate you, I had a long capability!

Yu Qian: What skill?

GuoDeGang: Through this examination, more than 40 years old in my life where, with two hours capable to look up!

Yu Qian: ah? So you will not even use a glossary ah!

GuoDeGang: I tend to do my two hours, hard simmering I taught myself the dictionary!

Yu Qian: the nerve to say!
Third off:

GuoDeGang practice exam: The terminal exam has eventually come.

Yu Qian: Finally, the practical exam.

GuoDeGang: those few annoying old man seemed, let me say a 13-year-old team strategy, but also play with them!

Yu Qian: This is quite hard ah!

GuoDeGang: I was called over a dozen children, well, brothers, and today I take you on a boss level, you gave me to listen well, while if the God who wade, who performed poorly ,Lacoste Observe Strap Trainers, and that did not (shook the hands of fans), I cut a Who!

Yu Qian: You're not threatening you?

GuoDeGang: this cheat very profitable, small children and all of a frank! Does have a very strong in either pricey no how, I have been looking at it, the two still do melody, said: Daner newborn.

GuoDeGang: I marvel ah, this is not the age of 13 teams do, and maybe at fewest a seventeen-year-old!

Yu Qian: old appears to be changed.

GuoDeGang: I say, and maybe quite Niua kid, tell me,

GuoDeGang: I accelerate to beg,

GuoDeGang: not soft can do it, people are ball Pa ah! I want this merge, must anticipate people to eat it.

Yu Qian: This is the team where the ball Pa ah!

GuoDeGang: But maybe the child was very magnanimous, br> Yu Qian: ah? You gave the people knelt down?

GuoDeGang: I do not bend also arrange it?

Yu Qian: you immediately speech immediately,Lacoste UK!

GuoDeGang: I saw all the children that are closely allied approximately the two ball Pa.

Yu Qian: This period no one terrified of you.

GuoDeGang: Members Boss, brother Bucai today, in this competition for the Chinese national team coach, I hope the boss to give a face, since we together make a fortune, a luck with ah!

Yu Qian: You're changing faster Intuit. Quickly test it!

GuoDeGang: Yes, test! This play, ah, pay attention to

GuoDeGang: Oh yes, the employer you forgive me, forgive me, ah, ah Donglaishun we will be achieved, I query, I ask ah!

Yu Qian: Do not nonsense, they must test it.

GuoDeGang: This play ah, pay attention to is the

Yu Qian: This sounds shifty, is how to explain?

GuoDeGang: team boss out of prostitution, you do not make pass; newspaper for the fixing of matches must be controlled in-house; if you lose the game you must quickly run to the beat Do not let the fans; last technical movement must pay consideration to safety ... ... ... ...

Yu Qian: Do you have what this mess is simply ruined football.

GuoDeGang: worried eye on a few children, and afresh I am on the floor beating.

Yu Qian: deserve, you're right too crazy.

GuoDeGang: two side kick also led the side that curse it, a!

GuoDeGang: ah my bruises!

Yu Qian: This is also how to test ah?

GuoDeGang: Thanks to those few I pulled the age male came out nice and bad. Father was a very poor me, informed me to 1 side to solace me when ah,

GuoDeGang: too bad, the last test subjects also smashed.

Yu Qian: Do not drop it while pigs fly!

GuoDeGang: how do I scamper a peppery head that had to undergo. Taking avail of not one noticed I quickly slipped out, it seems that Chinese football is not really for simple as I thought ah.

Yu Qian: Yes, ah, if simple, could degenerate to such an extent it?

GuoDeGang: I was going to do, and suddenly somebody shouted back me,

GuoDeGang: I looked back, scared, to see which led head south to help the kid there are those few old man came in behind to catch up.

Yu Qian: What occurred and a child?

GuoDeGang: I do not respond, I saw a Ehupusi head south took hold of me.

Yu Qian: This is not starving, head south for several days?

GuoDeGang: I see more than ah,

GuoDeGang: I said, I do not coach the national team is insufficient competition for you, Grandpa let me beg you a way out it ... I on the eighteen-year-old mommy, daughter beneath 80 years old ... ...

Yu Qian: This is what a muff!

GuoDeGang: South brain pointed at my proboscis and shout ? This is how the matter son?

GuoDeGang: South side of the head while playing also curse it, br> Yu Qian: ah? On a competition for you ah!