Eight joke in the history of {maximum} Qianbian

1, saying that eating apples
night in a dark and tempestuous night, the longest piece in the most horrible way ... ... ... ...
; taxi driver opened there ... ...
, a matron in the avenue waving to the cars onward the access ... ... ah ... ... ... ... quite quiet ... ...
until the woman speak ... ...
She said: ... ... ... ...
then took a dine a ... ... the woman asked: savory it! , scared the emergency stop, seeing discolor ... ...
saw the woman slowly tilting his pate to the front, the driver said ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
absence to know what she said it? ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
> 2, doll
a cab driver in the taxi line work one day late by night, he was driving through a very desolate place, surrounded along a black ; suddenly saw the wilderness in front of a establishing there, lit the dull light, he is strange here, since when such a building, you see the side of the road waving to a matron sitting in his car to go home, that Miss ride, after, he took the door off and began driving, after a meantime baby, he felt very strange, why the lady did not speak, and he after saw the mirror, so how Miss, merely a toy sitting there, he frightened half to death, caught the doll out the skylight and discard out, go home after 3 months of solemn cancer.
so he is well after his taxi back to the line of work, the results of his colleagues said to him: You're not average, there came a beautiful young lady complained that she was the final to take your car, and she just throw into the doll, you put the door locked up and drove off.

3, wildfire
In a dark night, a night drive road through a graveyard. breeze, rustled around the sound, Zhi Jiaoren hair stood, scalp hair premier. At this point,Asics Women's Mini Cooper, he suddenly base the distance a little ruddy launch invisible when he premier thought is go, I saw that the fire flew leisurely fluttering back dissimilar hill, he is extra afraid, but elected up toward the fire and throw a stone in the past and saw that the light fly Xiang another mound at this period, he is near to collapse. So, they picked up a stone and threw it toward the light this time, just listen to the sound came back graves: People do not pluck the bubble feces pull myself happy. Effort to hack me a bag of cloud three. on a whim to bring ... to an end the cemetery when they came they were the cries of half beat - knock - knock sound to scare this voice from the shadows came a trembling they are scared, then they found that older adults are holding a chisel chisel a tombstone.
one male had said: you doing here ah? , toilet case of Chu Yang ghost
stopping to go to rural kid, and relatives in the chat, relatives told him where the toilet ghosts, but something you do not adopt ghost, ghost ambition not hurt you. acclimatized may occasion, at night, Chu Yang tolerate afflict to death. actually no way to Chu Yang had with panic to the psychological, bite the bullet and went to the toilet.
; Chu Yang to fair squat down, we heard the voice of a ghost: have died a sorrowful necrosis, I hope they work to paradise! God namely frustration namely too numerous households in heaven immediately, were full, merely there namely still one of those areas! you speak, discern who dead the maximum miserable, who let the Heaven!
Thus, the first ghost ... I began to say before his death was a detergent. work very hard! from morn till night! one day, I was one out of the building Cabo! is the variety of hanging out in perilous work at altitude! 30 in the first floor! Suddenly, my feet slipped and fell to a slide! I muse over! die! but survival instincts unconsciously poking me in the ! Fortunately, I obtained a balcony railing, the 13th floor and I meditation, have hope! then got it attach after the mount to want to await! I did not achieve, suddenly it was a strike with fists of my hands, I fall a! I think that next I am really over! but my life should never, under a tent to grab me, I am sure glad that the graph of the German past life! want to wait back to life on the go. Who knows, off the altitude down a refrigerator, my stoned!
second ghost said ... I was a clerk during his lifetime. What are okay, I have a wife, very beauteous. large body ! but flowering is a little water, I have a inferior center bombard, and one day forgot to send medication to work, I go home pick up. a door and saw his wife hair disheveled, Yishanbuzheng. there must be adulterer. So I find Full House, the kitchen to find, but also to find the toilet, did not find. to the balcony, I found 2 hands pawing at the railing, I thought: adulterer! so a buffet with fists of his hands. I thought, 13th layer! see you drop die ! the results I saw, really did not die! be tent caught! I am anxious, then find a Full House, into the kitchen and found that the refrigerator is large ample, then dropped to the refrigerator. finally he killed it,Asics Mexico 66 Lauta! I was too happy! smiling. Who knows smile myocardial ridge plug,Asics Top Seven, laughable!
third ghost said ... I alive is a small fry, but I have not done everything wrong ! One day I went to a petticoat friend's house jolt! just achieving asset, her husband suddenly back! I have to find a place to hide. So also look in the kitchen, the toilet is also looking as, and finally found their home refrigerator big, so I hide gone into the refrigerator! I do not know how she knew my husband in the refrigerator, the refrigerator he actually dropped from the 13th floor to go! so I killed either man and a refrigerator!

; 7, two people
in a remote countryside, a track above a straight poles, strange to mention,Asics Onitsuka X Tokidoki Fabre, it often was in distress soon a pair of youth men and women are not deliberately knocked down ride, slew as yet an night, 5-year-old blog and the way family later his mom there, and suddenly a small blog: ? ; 8, specter DEATH
There was once a man, he has a girlfriend and he more than anyone in the earth love her. But then one day, his girlfriend merciless to leave him, did not even give him causative. looked at his girlfriend holding hands shopping by others, he'd prefer die, lose his mind. Finally one day he killed his girlfriend. Originally, he intended to kill her after suicide. but will die when life was precious. since then every day, and plagued by nightmares, nightmares of his girlfriend nude, disheveled, red tongue hanging way,Asics Ultimate 81, to his fingers like a anchor to DEATH. nightmare he manner of torment, such for bone needles, one day he got a Taoist priest has been questing to get rid of.
bishops want him to do three things
First, the take his girlfriend's body buried
second, his girlfriend wearing pajamas scalded living
Third, hiding clots of blood washed
everything have to be completed ahead the three-shift, alternatively there will be all-powerful!
he emulated the priest's mandates to do anything very carefully, but it was chips of clots but also how to detect it. soon three shifts, and great drips of perspiration dropping from his face, the blanket is wet in going to three shifts of When he found that chips of clots of blood, but the rub is cleaned away, not material how how this, when suddenly the air comes up, thunder and speedy. windows were swaying left and right wind flap, broken glass makes the sound more gripped with a sudden entire the lights all off, the whole house was dark.
lightning, saw his girlfriend dressing pajamas tainted with blood, eyes dripping blood, his face dreadful,Asics Olympos, pointing to his stern said: ?