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1 love to do
2 QQ chat
M: pretty night free?
petticoat vigilant Re: Why do you want?
M: think!
3 concubines three thousand man-days expense of cucumber root
4 ten thousand men: Does it hurt? Woman: Well ... M: I forget! Female: Do not ~
7 A: Why do men divorce? B: do not want to do it!
8 man King brandy woman said: you half-open, and I all went.
9 instructor asks the students: how to peruse the boys a soft answer: Day After ~ ~ soft
teacher said, pronunciation is not very criterion , again
female students to female students to answer: Day After I ~ ~ ~ soft
10 A: damn compact subway now, my wife pushed a miscarriage last week.
B: ah damn mobbed! Last month, I pushed my wife fertile!
11): folk say that the recent membrane Lust, Caution blaze, the simplest operation can be narrated as
Liang Wei
12): watch mosquito flies suck person blood always day, like envy, behind the decease of flies, God asked it before it came to the afterlife compliant to do anything, think about the mosquito flies that look like that, a pair of small wings, but also entities that suck human blood. God said I understand, then to fly into a sanitary cloth

14): husband: wife, now?
wife: 10
husband: the whole it?
wife: the child sitting up it
husband: I inquired you 10 o'clock it?
wife: 11 o'clock bar!
15): female white-collar office to tell a male companion have both short yellow piece of content. Eight men thought for a moment to say: > 17): a woman into a ###### mart,PULSERA TRANSPARENTE CON LOGO XB, buy a vibrator, the boss said: :

18): a child to purchase by sets. Said: Children said:. . How many you want. . . . Child said: . Children said nothing on the open sets in the brain. . . . . ; Boss asked: .. the teacher said.. you have melodrama you play a JB you activity!!
19): the delivery room a hurry to detect his dad after the birth of a child, distribution nurses are quite strange, so his dad look over, merely to see the kid
poked fingers kept his father's head, said:
babies JJ ... Japan, longer!
aged JJ ... immortal!
21): a working country girl to the city to the bureau's mommy wanted to cry family, a male salesperson said to be paying fifty greenbacks, country girl
said:
he went into the afterward room,Extreme Balance, the country girl said: done, he went on to say: Thus, the country girl ambition material his mouth close to the Okanagan, said: exclaimed: Presbyterian! daughter intercourse menstruation the body there may inconvenience! listening to his hands a monk: Amitabha, Pinseng namely to study from!
23 a female masked for a man, suddenly aunt on the day in the position to , and below the red one, the company administrator asked: electricity, and once a month. B: my husband had sent brochures, just a plug will be trouble. C: You better do, I like the milkman that hole, on the front left
26 Beijing 9 railroads, planters forward the roadside to see. the motorcar and a daughter off to recess, after the window for paper, paper, face stickers,PULSERA BLANCA CON ITALIA, a farmer's face, the farmers conquered the look said: Boy, is quick! drifting chip of paper can be put bleeding snout to drop to
27 kangaroos and frogs to prostitute chickens, kangaroos Sanxialiangxia binary, fair listen to frogs next night one hundred twenty-three Hey! one hundred twenty-three Hey,PULSERA AZUL CON BANDERA! Kangaroo envied the next day, Kangaroo, said: wow! ~ ~ Frog brother, oh you are Terrific! . ~ ~ How much stuff have many
29 female instructors to the countryside to subserve birth control work, for demonstration purposes, the female condom to the professor elected up a left thumb, a farmer-oriented contraception so that you can explain results month afterward, a farmer came angrily theory, and heaved his thumb in the left hand sleeve of the female condom instructor, said: the nightfall will come to R R who.
31 matron asked the man: you suspect what I most like your big,Balance Xtreme, something harsh, someone hard? man flushed speechless silent. Woman: fool, to tell you , the wealthy and mighty behinds hard!
32 leading hand on the thigh because a long period secretary, secretary, said: read the page: leading cadres Well, bolder bigger repeatedly!
33 female a male doctor's recipe to take a long time to switch back to ask: B share your too open! around,PULSERA AZUL CON LOGO XB, there is no place to conceal.
inspiration, standing ashore a towel and soap stone, simulating to be a sculpture.
three country girls have not seen the world came to a small river cleaning clothing, suddenly saw a stone on the statue, and I'm curious, especially the statue emulating a strange pull to their own has not seen.
a striking first small country girls on hand to pull that Pull the outcome, nevertheless quelled recluse did not dare shake, yet still fall down a towel.
first small nation girls cried: Pull what you tin do to obtain a towel! ! I obtain the soap an too! Pull the second, the not. so one has been angry drag, pull ...
has been pulled, pull ...
has been pulled, pull ...
has been pulled, has been pulled ...
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eventually, the third a tiny country girls cried:
36 kids asked mom: Standing on the D, EF not wear, but bare little GG!