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340183 2006 年 07 月 13 日 12:09 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Categories: funny
house rules 20 are enacted as follows:
First: Boo to report it in advance! ! ! Shall not be under the bed, couch, the dining table, the particular riding on my Tuibian boo! ! !
Second: you have to do anything else, understand that there is a process, such as pigs do not come out the body of ham, wheat bread, not directly grow into the same token, dog food should be soaked before they can eat! So, not waiting for me to burst into tears when you soak dog food! ! !
Third: Maybe you already know the patriotic young mind, but are not allowed to swing around you biting toilet paper! ! ! I told you of desecrating the national flag be careful! ! !
Fourth: Please do not invite you to my dear Baba is \If you do not pronounce the words clearly,
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Fifth: When you can see the beauty of her flourishing their tails, but the tail wagging the extent of not more than sweet to see the extent of my mother! ! !
Sixth: aunt may request to see the beautiful people hold, but not the arms of drilling people looking for food! ! !
Article: Ziya not allowed to see the guy not allowed to spit on GG are not allowed to make faces! ! ! You really cute, but you have to allow people like you, handsome.
VIII: Although your teeth already have enough offensive power, but you have to understand, is to attack the dog teeth and bones, shall not be used to attack me with you Baba, Baba, especially not allowed to bite your face! ,
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IX: I know you are interested in the computer, I also intend to train you into a computer genius. However, when you are not allowed to use the claws keyboarding, use your fingers, and not to make the body strength to make out! ! !
X: You get up every day the first thing is called a father or mother, wanted to open the computer can not open my eyes, although the computer you want a beautiful dog with MM and bone. (Especially dog lovers network inside the bone, linen flax was filling very hard)
XI: Display of any you are interested in the food, not the mouth Coushang to chew,
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XII: If you are not satisfied with your food standards can make an oral application or written request, shall not attempt to throw bowls of high-level attention that caused violent manner! ! !
XIII: mistake is to write checks, write checks with the right attitude must not be spoiled in bed lie, under false pretenses! I know you do not know the word, but you can ask you to bribe you Baba Baba to write!
XIV: Do you like music this good, I like watching the way you swing with the music! But not in bed, especially not allowed to dance on your stomach Baba! ! !
XV: When I was a brazen boast with others how you behaved, you should learn how to take care of your mother's face, no face in front of outsiders to pull my legs dripping saliva on my shoes! ! !
XVI: When people praise you handsome long time, you should maintain a handsome style, not get carried away,
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XVII: When someone says you have hair not pretty enough, not long enough, you should humbly accept, not angry not make any aggressive moves! ! !
XVIII: If the cup is not enough drinking water in the drink may require snacks, not biting cup shaking his head back and forth! The following reasons, first, the image is not good. Second, and most importantly, you do not shake it shake it! ! !
XIX: To remember your Aunt's teachings, met to curry favor with powerful than themselves, to be honest experience bullying than their own. May not curry favor with bullying than their honest powerful than themselves! ! !
Article: This is the most important one, shall not be disclosed to any person information on the twenty, especially not to complain to your grandparents gang warlord! ! ! House rules above started from today, if these provisions are your grandparents grandma and grandpa and other powers not interfere with the effective implementation of the self-void
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