GuoDeGang quatrains , not an let you laugh

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GuoDeGang quatrains, no one let you laugh -
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1. either blow you, I told you fell out -
2. did no absence to cook, the tailor is not a good driver. -
3. lobster, crab,! I love to eat the shell! Waiter, give him to set seeds -
4. meat noodle potluck a big row of the Japanese side over, someone to dine? This, Japanese pointing to: livestock feces! -
9. some of the actresses on the show and for masculine directors, too outrageous! too few woman directors, let us an actor how to do?
12. live in a house full of holes, the rain count to the pro-life: the rain outside the house to gentle rain, heavy rain outside the house storm, and sometimes the rain is too large, the entire kin on the street to avoid rain to work. -
14. you shameless way, quite the charm when I was young. -
15. Anyone who does not know him, who eat no beef. -
16. difficult to help, have no difficulty make it difficult to help. -
18. chick, give Grandpa a laugh, not smile, that uncle you smile a ~ -
19. that the latch to get a barrel on the open root noodles, a packet of immediate noodles able to open a compartment. -
20. What's your name? Do not say ah! You say it is squalling! -
22. said today that this story, not by inches now, the family of the retired can go back and inquire, in the Spring and Autumn Period ah ... ... -
23. promenade exhausted, he sat on it, dog sitting this, while high, are marveling who is over: This is someone duals ah? -
24. I bought 50 good automobile - Alto, Alto, Alto ... ...! With cable throw up, open up the same with the train! -
25. primary school for a ten-year, high school years, I was appointed the school's most familiar faces,Women's Minnetonka Knee Length, current instructors come inside the school are narrated to what I have studied ... ... -
26. I want copies of shark fin, fried rice, with three pairs of chopsticks shocked not find shark fins, shark fin can you tell me where it? Cook said, I'm fin. -
27. you do not hit him, scold him, not what is money, we better talk. But hideous words in advance, if more than 100 dollars, had threatened to slay you. -
29. jumped to his death more than Coke, I have studied, 20 layers, and the outcome is not the same for the second layer, second ground is snapped, ah! 20 floors Yes ah ~~~~~ WHACK! -
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8 you must be ambitioning to die, I would be willing to bury. -
9 everyone is compliant to listen to, ah, is willing to listen to, ah,Minnetonka Moccasins Boots, ah, or is willing to listen, I not insist. -
10 children this man pillaged a bank on the drive to the North Third Ring Road. Half elapse five afternoon! When the police to stop the road to positive Cishi. -
12 ah? You do not know me? I am the artiste ah! I have more than a week of the artist. -
13 GuoDeGang: Royal Brother, I wish the world peace and the prevalent people who live and go, peace and prosperity, not combat, OK, ah? -
God thought this difficult child, we acquaint the fact, ah, I did not so many competence, truly, truly, brothers, I am not refuting your face ah, I do not narrate you everything else, do you alteration the same line ? We argue to consult anything another. I touched him with a piece of somebody else's photo, Royal Brother, you look at this, this is my fellow, he shrieked Yu Qian, mingled with long, very cold, and they did not make the object, you give him a mini extra beautiful it . God: (thought) alternatively talk approximately globe truce namely thing it (the photo tear) GuoDeGang: hey, how do you tear up the photo, ah? Go you do not engage do not agree, why cut up, I still have malign too! -
14 family money, open a door of the Cadillac 13. A sound you know is a good machine, imported from Germany, Opened up, half of Beijing black smoke, straight into your call vehicle police:
15 from the job for today, I no longer eat lobster on the cake. -
16 grenade is priceless, and if a dollar 6, I will throw you a hundred dollars, if the statute no stuff, I had killed you! -
17 this young man looks, face block with an actor like ... ...
21 GuoDeGang: the one to pick up a good job, build a 70 measure chimney! -
Yu Qian: really good! -
GuoDeGang: live from dawn to nightfall to finish, and others to one acceptance of life and decease do not give us wages! -
Yu Qian: Quality not? -
GuoDeGang: the drawings to take down, so folk excavate wells! -
22 Guo: hey ~ ~ ~! There was a become to make money placed in front of me, merely I do not adore. Opportunity has passed, I apologize, the world's most painful thing than this. If God give me a chance, I hope that with the mayor, said: I am willing to go. If not let me in front of that salary plus a restrict, I hope that is: 400. -
23 cold weather, and to mail you a wrap, a post office that is too heavy, I'll put down the fastener hinge pocket. -
25 Wenshun, take what? -
I do not tell you with the boiled egg. -
for me. -
not to ... you suspect, surmise there are several. -
I guess you give me one. -
... ... I guess you want these two gave you -
... ... ... ... like a long period, five, right? -
26 namely a dentures -
fast throw it. -
not dart ah, compassion. -
how it? -
bolt on the small sticks, when the itch scratch children. -
29 so and so was nativity, his dad fell ill, returned home after his mother the most is not easy. Child is the husband here, here, children are children, had pipe. To the side of children fed breast-feeding, feed the narcotic child over there, feeding feeding, fared the narcotic. Feed the drug, fed breast-feeding. His father particularly mighty, the child is eating you up. -
30 Kuteng faint crow trees, bridges people. Road westerly thin horse, sundown, heartbroken human ... ... in the hospital, ... intestines are not mow off to the hospital! ... I was meddling with the first master of poetry. -
34. Yu Qian: left tooth also Seya the GuoDeGang: he eat lotus basis, sets of chasms punched in it! -
35 problems, speed a bit slow. begin Yeah, I thought it was filthy carburetor, a retard ah know, is a drive out .... -
40 how to depict him with your looks do this? Kao Baishu seen it, just singed good, too hot in his hand,Children's Minnetonka Moccasin, accidentally did not hold, off the ground,Minnetonka Moccasin, side of it,Women's Minnetonka Handbags, came a child, wearing hook shoes, one foot on a piece of sweet potato the. . His face equitable like this piece of sweet potato would be like this. (Holding the chief speaker: He looks to transform a article) -
46. listen your father's death, neighbors Ku Cheng: 'such good people ah die late !
47. nightly midday, 2 gentlemen took to the avenues bare buttocks, Li Ching has also wearing cups - and then wear a disguise whether the three-count. -
48. down two nurses, a beautiful ah: Yi Miqi big tall, even coming from the beard, cilia concern center breadth of a slap. -
50. Li Ching has a cousin, wearing high heels tin come on tiptoe under Xiali go look ragged ah te, her photo posted on the door of evil, attached to the bed of contraception. -
51. Have you seen what the triad pattern with Crayon has it? -
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59. GuoDeGang: look at your father this path, I really do not taste it. I played a little with the old man, in front of a long up, looked at me growing up. Now he was sick in such a path, I was competent to savor what was. -
Yu Qian: is. -
GuoDeGang: Well ... (pointing) Father, you ... you mustday. -
60. GuoDeGang: Once the case has a cut to pieces, the body was dismembered, dismemberment, sight. Yu Qian detective asked: -
GuoDeGang: detective too fond of Yu Qian, pointing to the corpse, said:
62. you have not seen my wife, beautiful! Big high, big face plates, heavy dark eyebrows, big eyes shiny. She was not a beard, have a beard like with Zhang Fei. . -
66 Yo White House that - just brush the glue. -
68 dance dancing down to 1 day main. Accidentally hit his young daughter, confidante, from the moment I saw her, the master knows the end of his career in rivers and lakes. Destined to depart the white sleet to come and go like the wind these days, old age of 87-year-old to wear a wig to flee resolutely go. -
69 if two conditions dependent blessing in Pig fleshy. -
70 Tieling several stations in the United States short of it! -
71 table was four dishes, open the first one to see, Oh! Nice! Laocu peanuts! Open the second, the better! Laocu peanuts! The third open, peanuts, not vinegar! The fourth saw a vinegar! -
72 difficult to assist, have not trouble make it tough apt assist. -
73 girls turned around, Lelong four stalk their hair. -
75 waded, hey, a answer jot before the corners of a child, Liu Bei, a bound distinct one, a question jot children, touch, out of a flower, eating flowers, Liu Bei, raising his hand, ;
77 I picked, so exciting and my heart would rotate out. -
78 out of a television wearing a glasses Xiaoping said:
79 郭德纲: Your wife was crying Yeah. Yu Qian: anguished ah ~ GuoDeGang: thigh anguish ah ~ -
80 to wear a slipper to wear a mask that is 3 o'clock -
81 native talking Yeah, I thought I was blind it .-
82 郭德纲: '郭德纲: -
84 people act something good spirits forever want to know the total dry point bad spirits do not know thatwe are too perplexed to ghost -
85 I like the flute, I told my wife when I die, bury me the flute one, I like the erhu, I told my wife when I die and I buried the erhu one, and recently I like the peals ..... my wife said: dig out of state with great difficulty, not buried -
86 GuoDeGang: I want to pilfer either to the Terra Cotta Warriors, Yu Qian, and his father to paste put it on the muck, then washed terracotta knights and horses on the Eight Honors and Eight Shames wrote Pan round to get sold -
Yu Qian: This is the real thing when you are false to sell ample to have a capability -
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96: This week two games beneath the rain in a three days in a four days -
97: My friend said he printed forgery money to help me, I gave him 50 - he gave me a rapid money ######## money, I mistrust he lied to me -
98: Guo: here you have fowl? -
Waiter: Shh! ! ! ! I am! -
Guo: You? -
service: Yes. -
Guo: Come, eat, I'll take it. Later, ah, she gave me to the back of a small house. Here the table did not, ah, on a single mattress ah. Plug in her door, and light be turned up. The afterward morning it, the sun came out. -
in: You first mention how it lights off after a? -
Guo: that lights off the next morning after ah ... ah, the sun came out, that the sun really big ah! -
in: You talk about how it lights off after a. -
Guo: lights off afterward the ah, the police came, fined 2000 dollars. -
100: GuoDeGang: turn out, standing on the lavatory door, I tranquilize a lot from playing opposite the restroom out of a man. -
101: old father lying in bed, you are a dutiful son, ah, an old father to see this, what you rub Ben bed, and when I saw the old man does not, then stir in the climate, what to say, and unable to talk, to pen, pen and periodical accustomed, slightly unsteadily in the periodical wrote a few words,
102: Guo Degang: a adviser, invited me to shoot me in a nude scene, my beautiful fart fart Britain Britain's gone. come back with a call like Liu Bei: bare undressed is a big with more than 20 gods children melodrama in the rill floating corpse, frozen to death of me .-
detect the next day I said I am lacking a kiss is insufficient, Nazan and Pidianpidian go, come back with a cry like Liu Bei: kiss kiss kiss with the hippopotamus, hippopotamus's jaws, my pate is a lot of good pouches go in .-
later to find I said I have a bed scene of beauty fart fart Britain Britain's gone. come back with a cry like Liu Bei: the bedroom scene is in bed, so I have to have passion in bed Dan Mianhua. quick weighs me .-
103: ? ...... Hurry come back, we are waiting for you!
104: your physical good, to see that a Zhuner live to die. -
105: his knife is cold, and his knife is cold, his center is cold, his blood is cold ... this grandson freeze aboard! -
106: go its own way, who to say who says go -
107: Dad this peppery boiler, duck pot, tray the meat twenty, forty kinds of dishes, I go, Father, that what, Yu Qian, Yu Qian you know, Yu Qian? Who, Yu Qian, ah, your son, he died , what?! Yu Qian my son ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ you die, you, you handed me that shrimp! ! -
118: How are you? - How are you? -
How old are you? - How old you are? -
119: antique man, amuse point your civilization Ah! -
120: - I have good newspaper and bad newspaper, what you hear to? -
- The bad news is what? -
- we lost, it is estimated to live after the cow was eating a -
- that agreeable news? -
- plenty of cow dung! -
- WHACK! ! ! -
125: Guo Degang: I envy you! -
Yu Qian: envy what ah? -
GuoDeGang: so young to know me immediately? ! -
128: there is a small child playing with his master ah special affinity. His stomach this teacher a bad water. One day to instruct children, said: boy, the family home to see people say nought else to say with him, This child knowledgeable. A home to see his mother, and came up that one: I know the truth. His mother a sallow hurried out fifty dollars to the children, told him: Do not tell your father that child ah ah,Minnetonka Boots, mother holding flowers go to fifty dollars. Dad he said: I know the truth it! his father one child said nothing to put out two hundred hands also asked the children: do not tell your mom, ah! the child calculating that this would make a fortune ah. he base a heap of opportunities. see everyone that I know the truth of the results one day see in front of their home post office messenger boy came to their house is one: I know the truth. a postman heard crying, said: good son, father embrace! -