A student 's compartment call 48 Funny SMS -

A student cell phone text information 48 super funny - annihilating me! 1, the infantry asked the enterprise commander: stepping on a bomb during war supposed to? Very angry that the company commander: *, can we supposed to? Worn away along to the amends price.

2, for a long time the message I received your ink very anguished
I thought of necrosis had been slit with potato pieces buffet with tofu overshoot pulse bounce by parachute on the floor
been hanging with noodles may have Mexican death as you please I have a meal
Chengsi I forget

3, whether you feel my center dig excavate chilly cool, phone me my call! Please reception 1 to talk about emotions, speak about go, reception 2 to talk approximately life, amuse press 3, to I introduced the object, press 5, I dine, please say so, and ascertain I borrow money, please hang up.

4, monkeys, giraffes married, filed for divorce after one year giraffe: I'll not have that day jumping up and down it! Monkey furious: to depart off! Who has seen a pro had to mount a tree in the jaws!

5, Fish said: Please receive text messages. Elephant stool in the hub row, an ant was passing through, it looked at the mushroom of the mist-shrouded peaks that can not help but sing: Yeah Rights cord, which is the Tibetan Plateau! ~ ~ ~ ~
7, you have grown up, some entities you should know: the day, is accustom to wind and rain; land, is used to take a long long grass; I, is secondhand to testify that people beings are extra than great; you are used to stew vermicelli.

8, but no band in the railroad next to the colossal periodical, do not worry, the exercise will prompt you: jeans rub jeans rub pants rub! No one on the river with a great periodical, do not anxiety, the frog will tell you: stick scratch, scratch stick, stick stick scratch!

9, but money can not buy a house buy a house, can buy the marriage but can not buy love, you can buy watches and clocks, but can not buy time, money is not anything, but is a source of afflict, your money to me, let me bear the pain of a male now!

10, God, too blue! The sea is also salty! Life is too tough! Work, too tired! And you, and by contingency! Miss you, insomnia! See you, too far! Oh, how I can do this? I can not eat like you want to get chopsticks, bowls swallow!

11, give you 12 Lunar New Year, I wish you a beautiful as a mouse, mighty as a ox, brave as the tiger, cute, such as rabbits, self-confidence as a dragon, like a snake charming, phantasmal, such as horses, tame as sheep, mischievous monkey as beauty such as chicken, trustworthy as a dog, looks like a pig!

12, deliberately stepped on a gibbon chimpanzee pulling the stool, gibbons agreeable help of their cautiously cleaned behind they fall in love, human query how they come attach? Chimpanzees with affection, said: monkey dung! Are monkey dung ah!

13, the lion and the bear in the tree, respectively, stool, a month after, the Lions found themselves stool afterward to the trees grow thick tree than the bear, then said something full of vicissitudes of philosophy - the lion feces triumphs to bear it!

14, thought a number, use it with 52.8, multiplied by 5, then by area 3.9343, divided by 0.5, and eventually that in idea, minus the number of times, the answer is very romantic Oh!

15, you put in the bureau rang the old fart, my colleagues could not help but say you can not merely talk out. And then they see you sitting there shaking trembling to and fro, and asked what are you act, you response that I tune into the vibration!

16,PULSERA BLANCA CON ARGENTINA, Dear God, please bless those who do not call me, do not pass me a memorandum, not to miss my friends: May the Lord fell into the restroom to go to their mobile phones it, Amen !

17, is said you can merciless, lying curtate in the cinema account for four seats,PULSERA TRANSPARENTE CON LOGO XB, people call you up, you only double fixed location hum, the security here, said: Friends bloody, Which Road to the? You bite, said: upstairs hallway fell off!

18, you muse you think you read, you find a painter to paint, put your stick in the glass, drink all day seeing you - happy? A glass of boiling water flame yourself to death you!

19, Dear consumers, this time we cut down your calls 20 per devoted to the cause of the Palestinian Liberation Organization, for Palestinian self-rule government ^ *>% of all the government judged to acknowledge you the name of the Arab world high title: This. Charleville Pakistan,PULSERA BLANCA CON BANDERA USA!

20, wisdom of the United States, is make a detriment; the beauty of poetry is to incite men and women derailment; women of the United States, is so silly that no apology; men of the United States, is lying right day hell.

21, I only care about attention about you care about is if I care about you care about me, I care about you and care about you I care I care about care about you like you care about me, small for gestational old, You look at Halo!

22, heard of it? Review of quondam life 5 hundred times, only in exchange for a life rub elbows, as close friends like you and me, final generation do not appear to light his mama turning back!

23, there are two slovenly create the counterfeiting of money denomination of 15 yuan counterfeit, they decided to get the remote mountainous zones to cost, while they get a 15 yuan to buy the candied fruit after a 1 per they cried, farmers find their two 7's

24, your life portrayal:-year-old learn to take a bath - self-cleaning pigs; two-year-old gorgeous - boar Mao; thirty year-old find a job - Pig profession; four-year-old hired waiters - pigs get commission; five-year-old capable to melodrama basketball - Pig vote!

25, a year-old boy took a year-old girl's hand and said: I certainly can, we are not one human in two years! I quarreled with them, and about beat them, for some of them say that you monkeys, apes and some that you like, fair too many! Did not see you as a pig!

27, one day, I tell you you are a pig, you say: I am a pig curious. So I began to call you pig curious. Finally one day you could not help but loudly announced in front of everyone: I am not a pig strange!

28, the most renowned during the war in Iraq 3 words: peace peace, campaign, war. that found, to correlate these three English words peruse noisily three times, you'll usher in a magnificent historical riddle. (I put fart) ...

29, who
will fall in love,
not special;
cows eat grass
,
not special;
Pig
will be by tel,
was special;
also press!
piglet is really God!
wow cow! Will smile!
spent pig is really cool!

30, there are two words always ambitioned apt mention apt you today, the bravery after all: the premier 1, I love you I love you; the second sentence of the premier sentence do not truly

31, psychological tests:
find themselves down along IQ costly feel quite comic
down by
feel down quite attractive arrival also felt by
Press down quite handsome
test results:
quite shameless

32, in the vicissitudes of your brow I discern in your eyes I see the positiveness in your forehead I saw the years, I see your leek Chunchi Jian, go brush your teeth!

33, eat shit, bamboo mat held, Bu Xi, straminea 绱, Huang gather in farm, monsters Zhan, hurried swine, Wo plutonium, shad tunnel, above a few words you know, is not found themselves in increase to eat shit on what will not it?

34, two cows were grazing. Which one said;

35, I have been an nameless knight in the arena, until one day the most recondite fables met you, even called out your label, since then, I too have ringing in the rills and lakes aboard the appoint : taper pigs understand!

36, marriage: one-meter house the needy ugly mores of rustic primary schools accounts Sijiu

tumbledown three Susukida acre
no pot of cold hot stove wife,
throughout the year chain-drug messages beg
girlfriend today

willing to join hands with the revolutionary road of anybody?

37,PULSERA AZUL CON BANDERA, doctor: a do? has been a long time, tin only use SMS bless you: elated daytime!

39, if the world's pigs have died? (Play a song) Answer: At least you

40,
been in court during the Qing,
carry a gun in the Northern Army,
down over shortage of Wuchang metropolis, br> too busy to help the Northern Expedition,
wounded outside Nanchang,
over the wall of the Long March,
war back antagonist lines, embezzle sheep,
Who another better than me?

41,
warlord had said the king,PULSERA CAMUFLAJE CON LOGO XB,
Grilled Pingjin battle over housing,
along the Yangtze River nectar soup,
Yalu River fed the wolf,
shelling of Kinmen rub through pierce,
returned fire in self-defense scolded Mother,
reform swept Huang,
Who else than I am crazy?

42, a student, cuff was. Neurology, said: Fool, A side B side melodies over and over, of lesson,PULSERA BLANCA CON MEXICO!

44,
nHZ! HS OM
to kas long asyou could not surmise,
can not read,
you take a closer look ah!
can not see it? Pinyin
you know it?
you must have a restrict stupid, right?
the phone upside down!

45, his father: 46, girl: I always felt like I was a baby of your character accurate the same. Lover: Really, we either really good ring. Girl: I love the kid prevaricate. Lover: ...

47, a drunken man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by crowd, a policeman came: What occurred? Drunk: do not know, I also just arrived.

48, and a man to bound, his wife shouted: Honey Do not thrust, our long direction to go! Man hearing this, jumped down and whipped. Police said: You really should not have threatened him!