Rabbits bounce to the bakery, asked: rabbit sadly away.
next day, the rabbit hopped to the bakery,
third day, the rabbit hopped to the bakery, small bread!!
eggs went to one there Shandong, turned into a Lu (halogen) eggs;
police: Dragon. beans, fall, and it discouraged and depressed. This bean is me, what can encourage it to stand up?
answer is you!
because of something called Wu
a classic joke ~ ~
br> Q: chief of African cannibals eat?
A: people, ah!
Q: That day,
Monster Beats Headphones, the chief is ill, the doctor told him to be a vegetarian, he eat?
A: eat a vegetable! ~ ~
Q: A dog traveling in the desert, the result is dead, and asked how he died?
A: He was suffocated, because the desert without poles pee. There was once a cotton candy
to play the ball a long time. He said: very difficult, he made a twist a half weeks then take three weeks before the somersault backflip month.
all the soldiers: for a while! I've been to this place, I remember a near Merlin, may go a little farther on to the an hour later - Cao Ren: Expedition to find a lot of water! Finally have water to drink friends is a super fast one day .......
Bauer asked his father: Then he went to the hospital,
bose headphones, the nurse bandaged him, he became a cotton swab.
A couple were eating dinner
the girl kept asking the boys: Do you love me?
boys and girls looked a
girls went to dinner a very angry and asked: Do you love me?
boys finally said: Love
girl asked: how would you prove it?
boys suddenly out of his pocket and took thirty yuan,
and asked the girls: Do you have ten dollars?
girls took ten dollars to the boys ..
boys took forty yuan
After a child on the table .....
boys girls very angry and asked: Do you in the end to prove that you love me ah
boys that I have proved, ah,
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a man to leave home to work on Friday afternoon. the day was payday said, so he did not return home, the entire weekend binge with friends outside, and spent all his salary.
Zhou said he finally got home at night, the furious wife waiting for him, a torrent of curse on his actions for nearly an hour. Finally, the nagging wife to stop the chatter, and asked him:
Tuesday and Wednesday also passed, he did not see his wife.
Thursday
BZX to some, he finally saw his eyes barely left his wife a little bit of a
joke contest held appliances,
each appliance must uphold the provisions of a joke,
and let live audience laughed every,
or to be taken away to Aruba. First play is the washing machine,
he jokes finished, the audience laughed,
heard a rice cooker, said: Aruba has. The next play is the most intelligent computer, his jokes finished, all the appliances all Xiaofan,
heard a rice cooker, said: Aruba has also been taken away.
third is the most humorous of the lamp,
confident the finished lamp joke, we all laugh rolling on the ground,
rice cooker said: br> Just when the lamp is to be taken away to Aruba,
rice cooker stand up very angry,
turned to sit in the fridge behind him, said:
laugh, a big mouth do not sheets, cold
Tasting Herbs, spoke before he died last sentence .....
this ... this .... this toxic ...
a Chinese abroad,
monster pro headphones, the customs requirements of open luggage check and found that seven underwear, strange question to answer because
Chinese:
Then came a Frenchman, officials asked five open a baggage examination revealed underwear, strange question to answer because
French: said how? NO WEAR.
Officials understand that the French romance, Saturday said it is not worn.
Then came an Indian, found to have twelve underwear,
officials puzzled, hurriedly asked how?
Indians slowly answered: A volume of cannabis is the giraffe,
the rabbit on the giraffe, said: in the run it! only the elephant is ready to smoke cocaine,
the rabbit on the elephant,
monster beats, said: Let nature run it in! in the running.
later they encountered a viper is being prepared to fight a lion,
the rabbit said to the lion: forest to be happy, let us run it in nature! meal.
elephants and giraffes was trembling with fear: angry and said: was a little pig named Pig brother.
longer the handsome man he had hoped, the results raise to three and then find out that the longer he is pig ugly ...
and very evil mother wanted her son to lose!
pig mother bought his ticket to the - Jianguo (Great North Road, they lived in the forest)
to the future and pig brother said: mom to buy something for you to eat Oh, you're here so I do not want to go.
his mother very happy lost.
next day,
So Mom bought a more expensive ticket to get - Datong.
to and after the pig brother said: mom to buy something for you to eat Oh, you're here so I do not want to go.
and very pleased that his mother lost.
next day,
not sure to feel mother he lost. Then she bought a ticket to - Africa.
to the brother of the African mother pig to buy things that my mother back Oh, wait.
mother very happy home.
next day,
so pig brother never came back ... ...
Leehom Wang to come to a concert. A group of fans gathered at the airport waiting.
plane came, they thought it was Lee Hom,
Dre Beats Headphones, called
they wanted was full of red Mei called Leehom ~~~~
as many as they want to see Li Yapeng, also known as They think that must be Lee Hom, called
pig brother back ... ... ... ... ... ...
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