Classic love humor
1. Chimpanzee accidentally stepped on a stool pulled gibbon, gibbon gentle help of their carefully cleaned after they fell in love. Others asked how they come together? Chimpanzees with emotion, said: ape dung! Are ape dung ah!
2. I said: Finally one day, you can not help all of face in front of me shouted: suicide note, a letter: I struggled for a night, it did not pierce your face, you have to let me discredited thick skin to live in this world! Ah ~ Lord forgive him! I am committing suicide.
4. day fly a pair of mother and child together and have lunch
fly mother son asked: Why do we fly it every day stool ah
mother angry and said: Do not say so to eat when sick so, while they are hot!!
5. a students caught by the enemy, the enemy tied him in the poles,
Monster Headphones, and then asked him: say, where are you from? You do not say to electrocution! Students back the enemy a word, the result was electrocuted, he said: I was TV's!
6. two dumplings, and drive away the guests returned to the bedroom after the groom, they discovered that the bed lay a meatball! The groom was shocked, and hurriedly asked the bride? Meatballs shy said: hate, people undressed, you will not know it!
7. four mice boast: A: I take rat poison every day when the candies; B: I do not step on the mouse one day flip itching; C: several times every day I Street is not practical, however; D: the hour is late, go home to hold the cat slightly
8. One night, a ########## man called a taxi, the driver stared at him intently, ########## furious, roared: You have not seen his mother ########## man it! Driver also furious: I see where you money from his mother!
9. Do you have any TV ah? now quickly look at the central one was killed Zhao, pol.ice blocked the northeast, 19 people were killed and 11 missing, 1 been fooled!
10. a drunken man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by onlookers, a pol.ice over: What happened? drunk: do not know, I also arrived
11. there is a shy boy finally summon the courage to ask the beloved girl: What do you like boys? Girl: hit it. Or ask the boy, he had said sadly: flat little head can not I?
12. pups from birth to a vegetarian diet. Mom Dad wolf wolf pups trained hunting brains. Sirius dad finally pleased to see the son of the wolf mother Kuangzhui rabbit. Rabbit pups to seize the ferocious ferociously absolutely shattered, said: Boy,
monster pro headphones! Pay out the carrots!
13. ramen shop counter, a pretty girl is waiting in line. To her, ramen master asked: Do you want thick or thin? Girl A: I'll have whatever you pull.
14. and a woman having an affair, the husband suddenly home, the men did not care to wear clothes on jumping through the window to escape, walking down the street on the road crowd, the men filled the sky if nothing had happened: ah, ah This is the Earth. Passers-by said: cao, mounted feather aliens.
15. rabbits fled QB wolves, wolf indignation Jizhui, rabbit to wipe the body of soil play gray rabbits, wearing glasses to read the newspapers, the wolf asked: You can see a rabbit? Rabbit: It is strongly * wolf rabbit bird it? Wolf shame: I KAO, published in the paper so quickly on it?
16. directorate: comrades,
bose headphones! Soldier: head of good! Heads: Comrades are sunburned! Soldier: head is more black! Head shot of a soldier's chest, said: This is the muscle was trained in how good! Soldier: report officer,
Dre Beats Headphones, I was female.
17. my side of the road and saw a penny, just to bend over to pick, originally Koutan, I *, who spit so round?
18. nurses see a patient in the ward to drink, went and whispered to him: miser something out, afraid of being quiet and just call his wine,
Monster Beats Headphones, so the paper wrote: I spit in the cup was a clot of phlegm. Later he came back and found a piece of paper more than a few words: I spit!
20. a person riding the streets, over a junction, and threw the front line. Traffic police saw, exclaimed: said: , the teacher stresses equation change, a rolled sleeves on the podium loudly: students pay attention! I want to deformed! ... ...
Seen if the top 22 are all friends, I can only say to you SORRY,
Beats Headphones, wasted your time ....