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1, within the small supermarket snacks in schools, a total of four-to pay, pay, I gave the cashier in ten money, she contacted me seven dollars! Look for a piece! I think of as a new era of high school students should not be because they are cheap, so I said to her: stick your cute, but also took a dollar into my hand! I am silent, to not look at her! She and embarrassment, wondered for a long time, and took forty dollars into my hand, but also self-defense and said: She find me a hundred, I calm the go with food and money! This is not the harmful effects of culture ah
2, Mala Tang eat eating eating one summer to the next group of monks, ordered a few things began to eat, but no one will eat the I was also lamenting their good savings. But, then, the focus here, we all know the general store inside a pot of soup 麻辣烫 can use for a long time (seems like the owner will be very cost-effective), and saw a monk to go next door to buy about twenty packages of instant noodles, will fall back all into the pot, and then you see a monk in full swing at the table and eat it, finished surface is not met, drank up the whole pot of soup ... which we hold in the side to the internal injuries, and that the owner's face , from the rosy until livid, eventually tears ran, but he refrained did not say anything ...
3, the morning wash your face (bedroom), suddenly want to stool, and Quche a piece of toilet paper, by the way put a towel around your neck, and into the squat toilet paper caught in underwear, some hum ha Hey, I do not know what crazy and short head, rub with a towel under the end of ... .. then you know it!
4, just listen to Shijiazhuang 101.5 radio, a woman said: her husband, half the time you leave home, I have been looking for hospital treatment of male dysfunction, and now finally found it! You home ~ ...
5, the day that the company together to eat, what forest Duck hot pot, boss order, see a maize came, put the corn for a waiter came, section by section, the boss said, a bit hungry, pick up the corn began to bite, so we all pick up the corn began to bite, almost all eating, the waiter came again, saying that corn is used to cook the atmosphere is a time ... ... depressed, we are all entangled, the boss had no choice but to throw the rest of the pot began to boil ... ... waiter spoke again, this can also eat ... ... ... ...
6, leave by bus back to home, many people crowded in a Shige tried to send my car, that he was on the train, do not know how to knock a little, splash knelt on the steps, and the driver (a young man) looked at fine division earthquake Columbia, thought for a long time, said: She said that, like the feeling stomach pain Diarrhea, of course, than diarrhea sore point. Then he simply said: You will never feel the pain jin's feelings. I am a man, how could know the feeling. Of course, we can not lose to her, back to her sentence: You too, no eggs in this life to experience the feeling of pain!
8, the company has just never been seen working out together, it was suggested to play king of the game, the result I was drawn Intuit had bad luck. Which God will never forget! I and another colleague kneeling outside the bar close to the treatment x disease small ads under the wire rod, the cow screaming sounded to: My disease finally had saved! ! ! ! Made me panic, when I got up when the crowd only to find there my mom ..........
9, on this weekend, and I live in Some years a yard, the yard many tenants have bought a car. Because little space, so often advanced to the handlebars came after the car stopped, leading to not get out of the phenomenon. Then the owners will be desperate to be a traffic jam horn and shouting down the owner of his car to block the car away. Yesterday also encountered a similar phenomenon, but this time no one half-day to the car away. So the owner has been in the downstairs horn, according to almost half an hour, sometimes once or twice from the beginning to the later sustained a minute, the whole household yard fights have been irritated.
then I see my family across the upstairs has a uncle opened the window, was secretly a sigh: she could finally calm down!
At this point, and saw that the uncle took out a piece of tile from behind, directly according to still barking downstairs bike smashed the car go ... ... bang bang, and then really quiet ... ...
10, a sophomore SGX's girlfriend, relationship gradual and natural to the KF, so tragedy, and I looked good with his girlfriend walked into a hotel asking price when the boss is very polite to say just a window. my table (man) is a very sick man. class when the toilet too far. So be prepared to plastic bags in a drawer. XB directly pull in a plastic bag fastened. then take advantage of the teacher When writing on the blackboard thrown out from the window (the window of our classroom did not turn off the long-term). have not had the long-term problems. this man was indescribably confident when Ganzhe Shi.
is just one day Branch on the old classes. This guy has pulled in a plastic bag, pulls pocket. to take advantage of the old class to write on the blackboard when turning chic fling. cup a day before .. did not think the wind is strong and afraid of the window at night Glass broke. the old class to go before the day before the windows are all locked up. because it was winter. class before everyone forgot to open the window. when the bag is also hit with a body temperature of the liquid on the windows broken in the moment . 2 rows of people behind us shocked. near a window a few girls ... ...
12,
new balance 574, when the first two days, on the physical health class,
new new balance shoes, the teacher is a woman.
other classes are for students to see their own, except that the old lady to tell. And before class emphasize that this is a serious course, we should seriously seriously.
we all are with, listened carefully. Classes, the old lady on the blackboard to draw the male students / reproductive system structure, allowing us to mark the various parts of the name. Although we are very serious, but still embarrassed to go up, and finally, a girl in her class the first heavy responsibilities, Shua Shua Shua, the front very well, but wrote testis / balls get stuck, the estimate is forgotten
hold back a long, painstaking efforts to create a serious atmosphere of the old lady was an instant smash her - her scene when she wrote her : unit canteen
time: beginning of the end of March or 4, have been lackluster so far continued .. lunch time, because the menu and become a recreation of spirit.
reasons: There is speculation that one or the master rejected in love, two, through the master, three, master Nirvana, and four, ... ...
the first day, all people are shocked cafeteria. Who would have thought, ah, did not expect.
ecstasy lotus root, good ecstasy, ecstasy
good temporal lift, did not eat, is said to eat people who shoot through the cucumber
heartbroken heartbroken man, Gelsemium elegans, ah,
Inspirational quote (copy of) - Qzone log, Gelsemium elegans, shoot A cucumber, cucumber shoot
chubby face lift, and lift is the difference between space and time, add the vinegar, and more spicy. The following recipes
then I began to mistake the waiters are not the feelings of frustration ... sadly ....
recall lentil beans and then later pay the wire ...
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Pipa reincarnation wooden legs to be innocent
meat ah!
ah. cold narrow-minded. This time I'm sure the waiters estimated hit the ....
14, I am female, mom dad to go shopping today, I got up early, Mop bored on the last under the gossip,
利诱, and then you see a description shakes dance of the post, because my hair is longer wanted to learn it. Sitting on my coffee table Kuangshuai head home, I do not know how long, got a little faint, and to say take a break, the result a tragedy, I found my mom dad has been looking at me at the door. . . Or his mouth open the. . . Guess they thought I had a stroke - -
15,
new balance outlet, I desperately combing relationship, do not know you understand this yet?
junior high math teacher like English teachers, English teachers like to have his wife's political teacher, the teacher with the Registry of politics having an affair with a teacher, physical education teacher is like the English teacher, but also like the language teacher, language teacher and her husband Political teacher when his wife was found in the date, the political wife is a math teacher teacher's first girlfriend, and later, the political wife and the Office of Academic Affairs that teachers become good teachers, sisters, physical education teacher married to a language teacher. Our students in math class from time to grid.
16, I remember one time in the morning just bought a hot buns, just to see the yard a dog cooked, so a happy, without thinking to put a hot buns throw, throw partial a very beautiful gesture ... to diagonal stabbing dog jumped in, one hit a tree ...- - | | ~
later, the dog stood up to hundred buns, but the same dizzy drunk ground stations are staggered, the name went hundred drunken buns, two hundred are mouth stretched out of the way ... finally on the third hundred buns about swallowed his mouth, the result is too hot a shiver, sucker punched a hit a tree .... well, sin sin!!
17, the bad guys wrote a long criticism Text violence, said that details of the fight: when we are eating,
new balance running shoes, because a problem occurred dispute, I, as a student leader, the spirit of the principle of seeking truth from facts, for his kind patience, but he suddenly took out a shining thing pointed at me, I can not suppress the indignation of the heart were talking about here ... ... , counselor finally could not bear, and red to the podium and asked: What is the shining thing in the end, you know! Bad silent a few seconds said: spoon.
18, has a wife have to take a bath bath clamoring to say that entertainment can be seen performing.
can not just take her.
them to the lucky draw prize that day is a】 【Miss, wife first time, looked very excited, let me draw.
I absently said: We got married at ten years, now No. 10 on the election.
results host shouted, congratulations XXX drawn first prize.
Then the lady came up to me straight, I think behind the gloomy, cold sweat.
wife shouted the last sentence: the discount can not! ! ! ! ! ! !
19, I am a police academy, as saying yesterday we organized the party to participate in school staff training, a buddy and I sit together quiet behind two girls, a long pretty good (Police Academy Well, girls ... ... you know), so we are not back secretly to see Kazakhstan, both made the civil service exam in the examination paper, a pen of a sudden lost, with another saying, Oh ~ ~! Eggs do hurt! Phase I and my buddy,
new balance mens, as a look, are thought to her eggs where ah? Unexpectedly, a girl with her also to pen a throw: I also take milk pain blanket! -_-|| Internal injuries in the same table I!
20, the school has recently jumped a red aristocratic May we dance girls boys wear a suit to wear evening dress (the skirt is very thick and heavy thanks to the almost negligible small strap fixed) when I dress the hot to buy a pair of new pants and a small transparent underwear on the stage we did not stop the teacher also told to use eyes to seduce the judges (a group of WS uncle) came to power after the tragedy to a dance g in the wave stage of both broke my shoulder strap so you see a gorgeous little pants ** wearing transparent swallow them the horse riding position ... We later learned that this program is the only direct the cut ...
qualify directly ...
cut ...
21, to a colleague, and before that at 4 pm to 1 am in the class, and after a 11-point no phone, there are basically telephone harassment, and colleagues received a , up to ask: ~ Unicom, so wondering, anyway, did not call and talk! So the answer is colleagues said: Phone hung up, another Anshuang ~ ha ha ha ha ha
22, the time in the hot summer, I do bus and a brother, fear that my dear friend over the summer, wearing a T-shirt, wearing a large following No belts, (the kind with elastic)
. Soon the bus stop, we went to the car has no seat, and on the train with us on the age, there is a woman to hold the seat behind us stood behind the car to the old that no one his wife give up his seat. Next, the time has come to witness the miracle, to start the bus, while fierce, old woman did not stand a Qianpu, to my dear friend with the big belts with a small belt to pull down the whole car people a face, eyes bigger mouth moment! Then my dear friend did not attend to lift his own pants, but Arse bent down to help the old lady up. How the scene was moving, how some of the technology!
23, Sunday to review the Transformers 1,2 again, enough, the evening before going to bed 599 times the ocean bed to play with the movie version of Optimus Prime toys, buy, play for half an hour sleepy , put it on the bed, G ... ... ... ...
stabbed Monday morning wake up by the sun, by! Forgot your weekend off the alarm tone back, overslept! A grass playing pretty quickly jumped out of bed. Cut,
new balance shoes! Feet hurt, stepped on Optimus Prime, and draw a hole; distressed, and 599 ocean and broke! Too late to silence, a simple bandage to stop bleeding quickly went to work ... ... ... ...
Jingan slow or late in time, although Costa Rica is really sore feet, but in order to cover up the fact that late and then had to pretend to be bad points. So brother bare his teeth, grinning, limping into the office helped move the wall, and everyone is looking up at Columbia, and she was asked: Youde front man for questioning, said: > Many have asked back immediately Meng Meng not have to ask what requirements should be asked one person how
charges
A: daily fee
B: pay-per-good
C: I feel that the quality of charges by
D: or by charging it ...
flow flow flow .... ...................
25,1 1 May the best we have to base the whole mouth usually a colleague, so few people talk well, the day he went to call on the layout of the venue hall. Let him and his crush on a group of beautiful women, we give a few normal beautiful balloon, the balloon ah what the moon, apple balloons and the like. Then, we finally get out of the special balloon, and the other colleagues in holding the camera on standby after the flowers, and beautiful women gave him no response (deflated into a ball), who began to play after finding gas nozzle, which compared balloon Daya blow was hard, but vital capacity in the beauty before the eyes of his fierce winds, the balloon quickly drum up, expand, and then a loud cry beautiful, blushing ---- then run the flash radiance, This balloon is a 1:1 man, who desperately blowing air nozzle to the JJ, the next day, reproduced in the internal forum to tightly latch of his men opened ad words automatically filter === === lower body photos ~ ~
26, a friend's child in primary school, teacher to draw in the first three paintings to the effect that pig wandered off, pig mother: to find Piglet, and later found, to draw fourth site, With our thoughts, the children must draw pigs and piglets mother happy life together, not knowing ... ... ... kids paint a pile of fire, one large and one small fire on two pork ...
27, there is a new bathhouse opened to go with me and buddy bath. Bought a ticket, to update the room ########## to go to bath! The first time, do not know where to go to find ##########,
有点感动~~ - Qzone日志, and finally found a door! We immediately ran over and all of a sudden the door open, Grandma! Door is the street! !
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