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Plate made of a fight but also compete with - Qzone log, 2009 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Categories: funny
1. the old couple to take pictures, the photographer asked: pants? three-legged play disabled, so you never hit a bird bird nibbling sleep.
3. two dumplings, and drive away the guests returned to the bedroom after the groom, they discovered that the bed lay a meatball! The groom was shocked, and hurriedly asked the bride? Meatballs shy said: hate, people undressed, you will not know it!
4. two old couple at dinner in a whim: Bare meal! Look for the feeling of the past! After taking off the old woman said: I have a reaction yeah! Fever also and youthful breast,
做一个让人欣赏的女生! Ramp of an old man said: droop to the soup!
5. four mice boast: A: I take rat poison every day when the candies; B: I do not step on the mouse one day flip itching; C: several times every day I Street is not practical, however; D: the hour is late, go home to slightly hold the cat.
6. the sky is blue, the sea is deep, if not a man is true; love is permanent, the blood is bright red, the men do not fight is not enough; man if it is money, and who are destined for, a man by the live pig will climb.
7. a group of ants crawling up the elephant's back, but was shaking down, only one ant tightly holding the elephant's neck hold, the following ant exclaimed: strangle him, and pinch kill him, for sample, but also his mother against it!
8. kids to steal a parrot raising a brothel home, a door, the parrot would perhaps: Move it! Saw his mother called: the boss for it! See his sister called: Miss has had! Saw his father called: I cao or old customers !
9. life's long road, who is a good few steps! Family to take care of, Valentine have to place! There is cooking at home, outside of raising a good heart, a nice sitting on the table , far away there is a miss! Keep the two hold a development thirty-four thousand five hundred sixty-seven!
10. a puppy climb up your table, climbing to a chicken, and you furious and said: How do you dare to bird roast chicken, I'm what you, the results dog licking chicken ass, you passed out, dog Lock Road: sample see who is ruthless.
11. legend tonight, lingering, die off and are now ghost turn around! Would like to hear me call a ghost, come to your bed at night, pale face with stunning green eyes, dry hands touch your face, for me to say to you: Good night!
12. man, always smiling, two discharge, not the disease Fanjian is swindling! Women breast waist, loose flair, not dig your pockets, that is, put your black knife! This years banshee strange men, be careful in strokes ah!
13. you go on the road, a bitch toward you from biting your feet a piece of meat, quickly swallow, you room to move about to kick it, the dog tears, said: you hit it , anyway, I already have your blood goes!
14. Mouse did not particularly depressed girlfriend, and finally agreed to marry him a bat, rats very happy. He did not look people laugh, mouse: You know what , she was a stewardess at any rate.
15. friend asked how it will come to marry mouse bat, bats lookin tears, meaningful: Oh! That day he ate a Viagra, fire and strong, about jumping on the ceiling and let him shoot me.
16. I spent a dime send this message to you is to tell you - I am not a stingy person. Messages such as the dime is the birthday gift I gave you.
17. ant lounging earth, stretched out a leg, a friend asked you doing? Ant: will be the elephant came, he stumbled and fallen.
18. magpie, the mother said hi , this is a bird is off; swallows, mom said it was beneficial bird is off; crow, the kids ask you are guests? Crows: Yes, Wu Nai hackers!
19. a beauty that lipstick is too heavy, get thrown into the road after the wet wipe tissue. An old man picked up, looked half-day suddenly wake up to catch up, said: girl, it is easy to thin out it!
20. lovelorn cries of cucumber, eggplant comfort her: love is not just sweet, just drunk, there is heartbreak, there are tears. Alas! Who you love onions?
21. Yesterday, I dreamed that God can satisfy a desire that I took out the globe that want to world peace, he said that too hard for a bar, I took your picture say to this person more beautiful, he thought Take a moment that I look at the globe.
22. an ugly woman, marry, want to be trafficking. Dream come true, but half sold. Kidnappers to return, she determined not to get off a stomping kidnappers teeth: walking, car not a
23.20 years ago my father to hold you and other cars, people look ugly baby joke, he began to cry. An old man selling bananas pat father said: parrots on the flight attendants, said: Then the parrot on the pig, said:, farmer looked cursed: came to play, when my brother put a pushpin in the guest's chair, was I saw. Mother said: 27. One day at a crowded bus on a conversation as follows: A pregnant woman standing in front of a man sitting beside him , said: 『Do not you know I pregnant?』 (Seat ....) I saw men like him very nervous, said: 『child is not mine!』
28. Just a gust of wind be it, but why is so eternal, just a dream worth mentioning, but why is so real, you bow does not, I can hardly calm, I finally could not help but say to you,: fart next time, say!
29. a pair of lovers caught in the mountains said to be savage: Do you eat the other side of the stool to put you. Lovers did, way back in the woman crying, a man asked why a woman sad to say : you do not love me, or you do not pull so much!
30. day Moujun wife have children,
U.S. unspoken rules - Qzone log, he hurriedly went to the hospital to visit, such as the n hours, the delivery room came the cry , shouting he was happy, I do my father it! Looked very sad when a doctor came out and told him that children congenital malformations. For some that stay there, not yet understand why, suddenly the delivery room came the cries of his wife: Blame the day to kill, not to see the old paste Huitie, reward it!
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