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Reprinted from alumni of the user at 15:52 on October 17, 2010 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary
1, bathe the tortoise is seen by toads,
turtle: have not seen such beauty as I do? See you almost have to pop out of the eyeball.
toad: Girl, you tease me, did not see me have goose bumps yet?
2, oriole see Xunsi the weasel said: weasel scolded: Dragonflies do not trust my mom asked: What does she do?
dragonfly: It was singer Oh!
Dragonfly Mother: Singer? Before a dig it!
4, an ant and tree crow fight!
ants: You kind of give me down!
Crow: So, you kind of give me up!
ants: Good! I'm waiting for you to have you look good!
Crow: What do you want?
ant: I'll go get all my brothers, shake you down and killed along with you!
5, both the welfare lottery feces shell mantis, a dragonfly feces shell: I want to put in a radius of 50 miles award to buy down the toilet, eat your fill!
feces shell dragonfly B: You Ah Tai Su it! If I won the lottery to bag a living, eat fresh!
6, male butterflies of the female butterfly sings:
along came the scream, the mother butterfly sings: hibernating frog couple in river caves. Drake: Look, more happiness. Duck on drake: Do not look, is the big boss, live in villas, honeymoon, let's say nothing in this life, sir!
8, the first day, the white rabbit to the river fishing, caught nothing, go home.
next day the rabbit went to the river fishing, or catch nothing, go home.
third day, the white rabbit arrived in the river, a big fish to jump out from the river, directed at the rabbit shouted:
TMD If you dare to use Hu carrots as bait, and I flat you die!
one, the most When her husband into the room, pointing to the corner of the things: furnishings of a home furnishings. About two in the morning, the husband got up to the kitchen to eat, back to the room when, holding a sandwich and a glass of milk, and gave the plaster, said: three days, even a saliva did not have to drink. less spend the night. One day both at home and have a little guilt on the other side, so extra tenderness. They do not want to sleep until dawn,
tory burch on sale, his wife sat up suddenly stood up and shouted words dream and said: ......
six, the most The village almost every woman having an affair, but in the affair will go to the priest after confession. After a while, the priest suggested that those women: [fall] to convey the meaning of the word the new priest, but the new priest took office, the village is forgot to tell the new priest about it. Women still went to the priest to do the same confession with the priest every day that I fell down today. Because too many people fall, so the priest went to the village head, he suggested to strengthen village road construction, so many people often fall. Unexpectedly, the village head is heard laughing. Father to know why so happy to see smiling village, very angry and said: accident They finally decided to make a final attempt, after several months of effort, rewarded for that hard work, the wife was pregnant, nine months later, gave birth to a healthy little boy. The happy father rushed to the nursery to see his newborn son, but was terrified he saw his son saw his life turned out to be the ugliest baby. He went to see his wife and told her that he absolutely can not be the baby's father, and very ferocious questioned his wife: hand burst into tears, murmuring prayers. Lao Zheng opened his eyes and looked at the little Zen weak, pale lips open and said softly: good, do not talk! I know, this is why I want to poison your reason! to the days of dawn. On the way back, they in urgent unbearable, so bite the bullet and walked into a roadside cemetery. Because did not bring toilet paper, the first woman took off his underwear rubbed, and threw the underwear. A second woman found next to a wreath, then wiped his tear elegiac couplet. Home not long after the two women, their husbands will exchange calls. I will never forget you '! One day, Mr. Zhang is always found his wife on a cell phone text messages from strangers, and the contents of each message is the same:
eleven p.m., Mr. Zhang's wife in one fell swoop would be derailed and that is ######ual immorality catch the man.
Zhang cursed: not underestimate me, do you think that message I do not understand? read backwards is turtle eat dumplings, rice dumplings to buy snails. After two hours, the snail has not come back, the turtle anxious curse: ######## I do not come back to starve to death! Then the door came the sound of a snail: you his mother to say I'm not going!
day, the cow ass out of a problem, ask Cattle curse: What ass, Nanzuonvyou Well!
2. seven years after graduation, and finally take a big project, building a chimney meters, two-month period, cost three hundred thousand, However, to Loaning. finally finished at the end of last year out. Today people to come to acceptance, being yelled die, not get paid. damn! drawings look backwards, others to dig a well!
4. The doctor asked how the fracture patients. The patient said, I think the shoes of sand to hold the poles shake shoes. TMD have a bastard through there, thought I was electrocuted, he took a stick gave me two sticks!
9. somebody keep a pig, sick, abandoned, then know that return pig, the number of abandoned reactive. day, the car turned a lot of bending abandoned pig, late-night call the family, asked: body, the ants were all fall down. At this point there is one in the elephant's neck, falling ants loudly called for crashed. Then a student stood up and said: said hastily: Q: pull anything, eat cucumber pull cucumber, watermelon eating watermelon pull, how to restore normal? doctors silent for a moment, that you can only eat shit out.
18. someone to go to Shanghai on business lost a dollar in the street, police said: is the sun, I suddenly saw an elephant walking leisurely, got busy with straight front legs, next to the rabbit hurriedly asked you doing? ant said:
20. earthworms a day is very boring, cut into small earthworm put his two went to play badminton, earthworms, a good mother think this way, put yourself into four paragraphs to play mahjong, and earthworms father thought like, put his into the minced meat. earthworm mother cried and said: Will die cut so broken! . said to him: you come, I carry you now and then .. .. .. After a snail on the table and saw an ant .. .. turtle said to him: Come on you .. so the ants also come up. . Ants came after the snail .. .. see the above said something to him, , a fire,
tory burch sale, father and mother escaped, leaving only one son still inside. Mother is very nervous outside the house shouted: .. Quick, ~ are on fire, but also to stay inside .....~ half-day leaves no fish on the hook, he changed a piece of bread, like a half-day did not fish on the hook ~ ~ no way ~ as he had to replace it,
tory burch 2011, or half of earthworms did not fish on the hook under the ~ ~ ~ He angrily threw into the water out 100rmb cursed: Buy their own! ! !
24. table with a cold, runny nose, but he forgot to bring a handkerchief, and to keep the nose to nose forced inhalation. Write on the blackboard> language teacher suddenly turned to a lot of noises: Teacher and> said:
He replied: man; : Why do you print counterfeit money? criminals, said: the real one I will not print
27. Cowherd and Weaver Girl know down to earth bath, shaking ZZZZZZZZZ interpretation of a love story, it tells us: there is no opportunity to take a bath at home , so be sure to go outside shower to wash .....
28. Xiao Ming back to the classroom with the teacher after using the toilet, said: : can not but speak out ah? > 30. The female mosquito is: not a good thing, one by one all grown up Chishi
31. I spent 80,000 bought a Western Zhou pottery, called yesterday to columns were identified, experts said gravely: What is the Western Zhou Dynasty? This is last week!
32. son: ah, and then what. the bullet is too scary! you? No woman before the half-bound; not the man's face lit up: That I should have a right later in life? fortune teller said: hey, to later in life you get used to a person's life
37. someone to eat beef noodles in do not see the piece of beef,
tory burch boots, they pointed to the bowl asked the boss: how beef is not beef noodles? boss said dismissively: Do not be too serious, do you expect to get that from my wife a wife up in a pie?
38. three mice taste, respectively, United States, Japan, China, wine, drink American wine mouse, go to step 3 down; drink sake mouse, go to step 2 down; drinking Chinese Erguotou mouse, holding a kitchen knife, shouted: , sir. 42. Secretary and Chief of pooling the elevator, after the Secretary released a fart chief said: very impressed: : ...
45. friends to go mountain climbing to the top, face the beautiful mountains and rivers of a girl shouting: the motherland ah! my mother! a crush on the boys quickly followed by her screaming: the motherland ah! my wife's mother!
46. before I bought two puppies, called the think of your , and soon the air came a voice: one, said: Bear asked: [The mouse when the toilet paper out ..
50. Panda birthday, you said: I made two wishes, one is able to cure my dark circles, the other is to want to have a color photograph
51. Kuangzhui bees butterflies, butterfly is married to a snail. Bee puzzled: Where is he better than me butterflies answer: whatever the outcome, people have their own house, which, like you live in the dormitory
53. Production team has just bought a donkey, but he died a few days. Just asses estrus was. production team of employees to go on a business trip to call the production team captain. . small beetles: Mom, why do we eat shit it? Beetles mother: the child, how can we say, when to eat such a disgusting thing
55. A meteor across the night sky, I quickly make a wish, I hope you can become prettier. Who knows just finished Xu wish meteor wind This bread is too hard canteen ...>
57. see the Zhou Hua Jian like the song, we borrowed a tape is going through. day, the girls ask spread: Zhou Hua Jian I do? bunk M: in my bed too! silent two seconds,
tory burch outlet, then turn the whole fell to the bed.
61. a male classmate to take a sheng nickname, called Pan Zhu, girls crying to the teacher, the teacher agreed to criticism of the boys, the next teacher in class terms: , just give people nicknames, can not people like the Han to Jiaosha, right? clearly, I was undercover!
seven Fairy Lake in the bath, Journey anxious not see.
monk seriously towards the lake, shouting: donor, careful crocodile ah!
########## fairies flying ashore.
Pig sigh: ah-led intelligence can not go beyond four
monk to travel by plane, the way the crash, but only three parachutes.
So, Tang Seng said, and everyone to answer, not answer jump out.
Monkey: Monkey King, the sky a few sun ah?
Monkey King: A.
Monkey: to give you one.
Monkey: Drifting, the sky a few moon ah ?
Drifting: A.
Monkey: also give you one.
happy side of the Pig, so simple question.
Monkey: Journey, the sky a few stars ah?
....
Pig jumped down.
Before long, four of them and fly to travel. the way they crash, or only three parachutes.
they to answer questions.
Monkey: Monkey, when the PRC was established ah?
Wukong: 1949.
Monkey: to give you one.
Monkey: Drifting, the liberation war, is dead How many people ah?
Drifting: 250 million people.
Monkey: also give you one.
Monkey: Journey, that 250 million people in the name of what is it?
.... .. Pig and only one jumped down from.
third time, four of them and to travel by plane, and on the way and an accident.
this time, the Pig said: Master, You do not ask, I just jump.
then plunged into the stream.
Monkey hands together: Amitabha, the parachute has four
1. One night, a ########## man called a taxi , the driver stared at him intently, ########## furious and shouted: You have not seen his mother ########## man it! driver also furious: I think you where the money from his mother!
2 . male and female friends to sleep a room, the woman drew the line: Over the line is brutal. woke to find the man really did not have lines, severely beat the men and woman a slap in the face: you do not even like animals! ;
3. Hongtao meet foreign guests one day and tried to get in a word, saying: I am Hong TaoLiu, foreign guests, saying: I am his mother was seven of diamonds it!
4. Zai Zai was my father repaired, he went to find her mother complained: to ask, you know where in some areas? There almost every day of rain. It threw the badly beaten, worried that: it father, or tell it, it is not we own the!
7. and friends to the Mountain the top to see the sunrise, a friend pointed to the sky, said: What you cried ah! that friend one, but was happy to follow the call: ants while buried in the elephant, while crying: : well-known passenger stuck his head slowly in front of me: Monkey King. you do not chase the
6. One day test organisms, of which one question is to look at the legs of birds to guess the names of birds. Health is a do not know, angry on the paper to leave the examination room of a tear. proctor teacher was very angry and asked him: replied, br> Parrot: Who.
A: for gas
parrot: Who.
A: for gas
... ...
master came home the door lay person, the owner wonder, this Who
door: for gas
11. A professor teaching in the field: . . . . . . . Police are investigating the cause of the accident, said Wo Niu: how the turtle hit you? are hanging plaster nest to undecided cow panic recalls: I do not remember, when he too quickly!
16. A polar bear to stay alone on the ice in a daze, really bored and started pulling their hair play, one ... ... ... ... three ... two ... the last one is not pulling left, he suddenly exclaimed ... ... ... ... cold ah!! ... ... ... ... ... ...
17. Meirenpeizi colleague's daughter is a small, home from the kindergarten her mother often asked her: hands across their chests, after seeing a traffic police, said: palm good! the man answered, comrades!
21. monkey asked the fox, how to put a song that described the elephant ass? Fox said: Leo's ant heard saying: , can beat you on the line. clean, Cawan also blow So good
back, walk away,
tory burch reva, and went for many years, shut the gas, but also starting, and walked away, and went for several years finally came to the polar bear
door, knocked on the door:
- polar bear! come out to play!
polar bears:
- does not play.
26. junior high school, a math teacher speaking equation change, a rolled sleeves on the podium loudly: the students attention ! I want out of shape! ... ...
27. a judge strabismus, B, C three day trial, the suspect,
A judge said: ? dropped from the plane to. crow with a smile on pig said: A rabbit into a shop to ask the boss: Do you have any carrots to sell here? His wife said: no. After a child rabbit again Q: Do you have any carrots to sell here? Impatient boss says no! After a child again asked the rabbit, the boss had had enough: if you come back trouble and I took the scissors to cut your ears! Rabbit
After a child again: Do you have any scissors to sell here? The boss said: no. Rabbit asked: Do you have any carrots to sell here ... ...
30. Devil devil seize the princess
said: Do you not call it breaking the throat, no one will save you!
Princess: broken throat, breaking the throat!
no one: the princess, I'm coming to you!
devil: speak of the devil she is!
Cao Cao: devil, why do you call me?
devil: Wow, saw a ghost!
Ghost: ########! Been found.
by: Nonsense, who found me?
Who: Pishi with me!
devil: oh, my god!
God: Who told me? !
Who: No one told you, ah!
no one: how can I! ! ! It is said that the devil got
from schizophrenia.
31. Princess marriage of a king was asked to head an apple on the princess, who shot a chance to have it married the princess.
the first man shot in the apple, he said: Three men accidentally shot the princess, he said: A person in a mental hospital practice, suddenly a neurotic chase to him holding a kitchen knife to, this man turned around and ran, ran until a dead end, thinking that this is over, the patient said: you knife, which you chase me.
33. Flight attendant advised passengers to wear seat belts
are sitting properly, as with the living.
39. Father and son take the bus.
Son: Dad, what time ah?
father: stop to go.
son: when to stop ah?
father: to stopped.
40. There was a man and a tiger tied to two trees, respectively, the Tigers tied the rope below a candle to Get out the rope burns out, and if the rope is blown, the tiger will the people ate, the results say a word, no eat
He said the tiger was . .
41. Wolf just wanted to take food when passing a house, heard a man learned their children: Wolf was choked, said: men, men are liars!!!
42. the girl asked her boyfriend, away from me like ants.! ! to carve a good pull. But hairdresser accidentally knocked off and root. Sanmao fire a look: you want me to Ah disheveled?
49. a mental patient in writing, and the doctor asked : how do you know did not receive!? in the end is to de-ah? or wear ah?
Title: One
children: I am one of an injured left foot.
Teacher comments: centipede you do?
subject: one after another Continued
children: work, my father's home after another.
Teacher comments: in the end you have several father ah?
Title: sad
children: a bar in front of my house ditch sad.
Teacher comments: teachers more sad
Title: another and
children: my mother was short and fat and tall and thin.
Teacher comments: Your mother is a deformation of gold Steel up?
Title: You see
children: What you looking at! never seen ah?
Comments: Do not be too pulled
Title: thriving
children write: thriving Rong confession .
Comments: Do not read too much drama!
Title: delicious
children write: delicious ass.
teacher :.........
Title : innocent children
wrote: really hot today.
Comments: You're naive
Title: indeed
kids said: Yesterday I ate fruit. then Liangshui
Comments: is the phrase, can not be separated
topics: first ...... then ...... Example: eat first, then take a bath.
children: Sir, good-bye!
teacher reviews :..... ............
Topic: What is
children: a train passing Moreover Moreover Moreover Moreover
Teacher comments: I have to die
tags Father emotional woman Rabbit joke
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