Wife get her husband to touch her below, so her husband out of a finger! - Qzone log
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63334 2010 年 11 月 16 日 23:47 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (17) Category: Personal Diary
One evening a couple making out. Excited, the wife to her husband to touch her below, so her husband out of a finger, and his wife met with coquetry not satisfied, then her husband Youshen the one, my wife is not satisfied, angry husband, the entire hand is stretched in. ... ... the results to pull out, he found that there actually wrist watches! Then a sudden bright light, just listen to my wife sings to him: \
1, best buddies just broke back to accompany death depressed me. . . He told the woman at the bar of my 2-year long handsome man who is better home environment may want to get married this woman broke up with my friend thought that I have to friends courage to say met say that he is gay I've always liked the grass beside me embarrassed to cry The woman also said that he is gay funny things saw it long. . . . Today's breaking up is not accidents. . . . Raining outside, we are two guys who walked in silence the name of an umbrella on the train when the temporary home this man to the sentence: \\! !
2, when the couple is still very CJ, in the western Hunan, a school freshman, and Student Union Director Lo Wei. One day, the school malignant cases, a female migrant workers are doing school projects to the XX, which is the background;
a Sunday morning, I finish off the night right from the off-campus Star game returned to the bedroom, the bedroom buddy told students even received notice, to even ten o'clock to the school auditorium to participate in all student members of the meeting, urgent things to notice. Watch, 9:50, only 10 minutes to play the invincible Hot Wheels Yeh smoke signals all the way to kill the hall, burst into the hall from the main entrance, the rise of a middle-aged female teacher sitting podium to speak, see even the door, stop speak, the hall suddenly silent. She looked very serious and even staring at, my mind unsettling: Late humiliating. Quickly bowed his head, so the teacher a note of the impression. In the midst of silence, the couple rushed down to the middle of the hall, walked sweep Behold the corner of the space can sit there and found that people have almost filled, the way the girls are in the dual ceremony with eyes, even my heart to In whispered: occasional handsome? Even so many girls to see, but also even to laugh, haha, well-developed strategy! Even his girlfriend is good to find what to do, is infinite YY, the wait for the next:
woman ... ...
woman ... ...
how all
woman is a woman. how are student members of
woman slowly even in the middle of the hall looked up, scanned the audience of 360 degrees, even as the sun was shining at noon, dazzling.
the same time even on the stage see a banner ------
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3, generally speaking earlier to see a teacher! Remembered a friend said,
on the medical school, the teacher said, took us to a visit to the lab, said to be familiar in advance. A huge room, full of human body parts model, Jishihaoren excited, holding a broken leg, broken arm in the back greeting scary. (Seems a bit to the topic!) And soon we found a room in the corner of the door is locked! Hurriedly asked the teacher what is inside, the teacher side of the keys and saying: there is a S body, to the time when your plane will be used to learn the solution. The door opened, a very pungent smell of formalin. All of us were particularly quiet all of a sudden,
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嘴 - Qzone日志.html, in particular, softly in your nose go inside. A large black pool of water floating in what appears! ... ... ... ... ... ... After a while the teacher to indicate that we can go back, all of them slowly Wangwaimian sparse walk, at this moment, no one has noticed that a usually more timid of the boys actually did not come out yet squatting Pond side looking in trance! Teachers are not found, slowly close the door, then locked up after two seconds: cry piercing cry across the sky: Let me out, I was, ah! ... ... And the door carries a heavy hammer sound! You can imagine the scene at that time, the teachers are scared of a stagger, ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
later heard that the shoes out of a released after Meng Wang Chong.
really frightened, scared sad case students and teachers shocked, scared the worst is estimated that the boy was locked inside!
4, my mom ... told her to go out today and saw her colleagues with a husky slip Waner, I am delighted his aging mother, and asked the dog What's the name her colleagues, her colleagues said called Isa Mui, my mother thought so Laocu colleagues how such a wave come up with the name of the man explained that the dog let go gone =. =
5, manager is the best, often with amazing views. Just recently, I was about to drink, he suddenly asked me gravely:
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6, yesterday to see Kangxi to the
Chen Handian play, asked a flight attendant
S said, would you like something to drink for
S angry like that, I drink your blood! ! ! ! !
Chen Handian shy gave the answer, sorry, have not come ~~~
7, the company had a new Danish colleagues. Rest day, he asked me why Chinese have a toilet paper Trichosanthis, with a yellow full of used toilet paper. I replied: \They like the taste). \
8, and then send a RP character, please ask the administrator to have the bar. Two days ago, and guys just to wash the seaweed meal because we were not swimming trunks with a total of Ge Jige underwear under it, so we travel together into the sea, ah, I was a little tired I want to rest on the case will be, brother to go ashore when the tragedy happened in Costa Rica's underwear was gone, but I have been to the beach, and many eyes kill me come in, but in the bath, ah, Geling chaotic place to put clothes and run on So before I hand over his hand over his back to the locker room to run, ran it a tragedy when brother and doing a beautiful sand bath (to themselves in the sand) is also too much attention to foot brother will go up, just listen to his life miserable called, I gave a Run clutching his private parts, I remember running the fastest time.
7, a male A first year high school love, gluey.
then was assigned to a particular one midterm exam, before the examination is still talking on the phone with his girlfriend: XX ah ~ I went to the examination room of the (omitted ... ...)
just got off the phone, sitting A back of a stranger to take the next boy to his shoulders, said: XX is your girlfriend?
A: Well ah (sweet like ~)
very excited about this strange man: Oh! She is my ex-girlfriend ah ~ a coincidence.
A messy when the wind has not had time, sitting in front of the boys are also lofty A contingent turned around and said: very clever indeed, and I also talked to her ... ...
The man has not admit girls for their first love ... ...
8,, I live on campus students to take a bath without the bedroom is in the public baths of money
credit card in minutes two days students reported unusually hot tub for a clean common Mother led a team of students to visit (your own imagination, these older students, students can visit when we are all standing on the inside bare na ...)
bedroom has a short hair are the sister airport, according to this tragedy She recalls standing her curious coincidence of the location of the outer clothes on the results of a group of honest exclaimed, pointing to her sister after 90 \good level \
9, my family is an open audio shop, and one night there holding a staff dormitory read DVD store one night, put back the next day, ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... This is the separator ... ... ... ... The next day, the afternoon, when five or six points to the female customers, fancy sets of audio, so that we try to listen, so we try as you normally would connect the DVD, DVD is it that people back Taiwan, everything is ready, so GC came, just listen to one meter of the big sound of the voice issue of female ex Ao , the pavement outside the shop in the past almost all stopped, looking up at our shop , we have a few petrified at the time, they may dare to put in to the light of day so loud, wrong, we are not intentional. More than ten seconds later, I break the deadlock, said simmering, sound good, bass heavy enough, the sound is also great to do business and so on ... Well, after all, are such friends. That lady react, blush and say, come to this, and help me to house it. And other guests left, we immediately asked the clerk to explain his head down to see late last night, forget the island out of the dish. Halo, the reputation of the store so I stink.
10, once no place to live, and colleagues said his wife on a business trip, or in his Minato Huoji Tian. I agreed that night to the past situation, and his door is only one bed. . . Also did not care so much, so tired during the day and quickly wash or sleep. Abode two days were good. Hong third evening, when sleep, suddenly heard a scream from the sky, take me from my sleep. Distraction force eyes, found the door stood a woman, hands open, and a look of fear and anger of late. Then I found in my underwear in the hand, it would only hand colleagues. . . I am male.
11, son, just one month, unit super busy, I work overtime every day. In order not to affect my rest, my wife took his son back to her family. Above background. ____________ ___________
Cut cut more healthy as busy, does not see his son for several days, LP called, very Resentment to say: you do not see his son, and now as the mother of the baby as long as possible, not at all not like you!
me: Who said that! at least a bit like!
LP: Which point like you?!
I HLL to the sentence: the place like my pee ...
then the people in my office a collective Petrochemical + messy pull this Gansha ah ... okay ...
12, I am twenty-five years the most embarrassing ... ... ... of years ago when the army medical examination, I heard a line of people to check with your pants off jj, I am male big time, like a good plan, would like to show Treasures, check the day,
A lot of the embroidery - Qzone log, to my this group, I plan to start operations by, (fantasy + touch his hand in my pocket secretly jj), fast success justified the occasion of Colombia,
UGG オーストラリア, came the voice of a nurse bh \the little devil, do not over there playing, we just check you have not checked you are not so big \more cluttered, the brother hard this time ...
13, just look really out of character ...... not fat claw machine faint words ...... brother or sister was a junior high purity loli, like a male class , a male has also been said that the two ambiguous stir crazy by the students in the class. One day, I do not know as He Fachun, a small poster paper with a card, letter \And put the screen name was also changed to this. One day after nearly a decade, when I recall once when in full bloom of youth, suddenly discovered that he name is Sun Meng ...
14, Background: A medical school of the man was tall and strong children
\to observe the S body, so the teacher sent them a bunch of boys to the morgue class handling, to the place only to find enough people (less than boys of Medicine), was originally carried one of the two, the teacher can see from my buddy Comparing children strong, said one light ... \! !
15, my girls, short hair,
ugg australia 激安, character more forthright. . . A very dark summer tan. . .
1. One time the students gathered in a small restaurant for dinner. Regardless of the image I ate three bowls of rice and, after the boys gifts nicknamed \. .
2. today, and my mother to wedding feast. Eat is cool, the opposite was accosted a woman and my mom: This is your son ah? ... ... ... ... Although I am not white, feminine, not too obvious, but whatever the outcome, there are b my chest, right?
3. my roommate put our photo album on her qq. Another roommate make fun of my message: Your very handsome boyfriend, ah ~ I had no option but self-deprecating reply: Well your boyfriend a great chest. . .
16, today, few of us play basketball, play a very wonderful time when we are all inputs. I have a friend going off in front of his people, stern action prudent, seeing people move to shake out, we also imagine how extraordinary he does = = | | | then who face serious Action cautious friends suddenly put a big ring fart! defensive action to stop the people who put loud fart .. friends scored a driving layup .. I felt an instant all was quiet .... . the world is still a ...
17, I do at home last week, health, and finally focused on the bathroom done over the health, probably did not get a long, dirty, I use the bathroom faucet ground, cheap, I covered the water, with sweat, basically all wet clothes out, engage in play, and I would like to take a shower, but suffer from feet are in water, convenient to the room to get underwear, so I called, I'm less than four years old son, \she helped her father take a underwear \wet up \
18, the beginning of a bit of privacy Cars video was posted to the Web, children's shoes they have to download, brother I'm not exception. Been to the children's shoes should know, that is a name for the \Men departments saying just thirty-something male boss, and his generous attempts, those of us feather boy with no big or small. One day, my boss with the company's books assigned to the Internet, suddenly there is a download on the desktop to see half of the compressed file is \I snickered in my heart already, to please the boss, I is not done directly to the deleted file,
UGG Classic Short, and then from my computer to the next good \Half an hour later, I met department and brother sector. Boss chair, open half, the boss said: \forward, slide the mouse on the desktop, point to a compressed file that ss. I Petrochemical three seconds, wailing in a voice: \. ... Will be suspended for half an hour later. Still later, Sweeney never let someone else call her waltz, the public mailbox in the first letter of her name in the e-mail nickname is also missing. And I, well known. .
19, University of squad leader, male, mature and sensible person, quite funny, has no girlfriend. Near the end of first year students have asked why he was not nosy girlfriend, he pretended sad to say: I like people who already have a girlfriend have a girlfriend ... ... ... ... ... ... girlfriend he was gay from about the rumors in pitch darkness, more rumors that he and other department squad are a pair of ... ...
more tragic is the last school girl until the arrival of the new school year, the brother school girl wondering excavated from a girlfriend, did not expect day school girl asked him: \. .
force of public opinion
20, just watching TV and saw a copy of people every day, the host said to imitate the stars to enthusiastic audiences every day, called an uncle pick up every day saying, Hello, I'm Aaron, I invite you to Look at my concert. Uncle said, sorry, I do not know Aaron Kwok. Every day: ... the real gc came every day to say, this is what your business does, the uncle said, wondering for a long time, Maiji's. Every day say, oh, ah selling agricultural products, the uncle said it was not selling peasant woman, is Maiji's.
21, true story: One time sent his girlfriend home, too late again the next day to pick her out of work early, so she was downstairs in the bar all night, I would go to a woman, I had a go, who a kind of unspeakable odor, red hair, super mess, while the side button feet language chat, talk an ballast sub-flavored tooth for a large dark ... put up half an hour, resolutely on the road the night pumping Jenna ......( non-smoking ...... hundred embarrassing, friends say)
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truly romantic marriage proposal should be this: a handsome man invited 10 colleagues to dinner, among them his favorite mm. Halfway through, he suddenly stood up and walked mm side, and then move the entire chair mm had a 90-degree face himself, his mouth full at the moment mm variety of food ... ... then he suddenly 4 Da money out of his pocket, said: \\I: Hou Yi shot 九日 one, even if he can not stand ah god! ! !
Today I went to school receive a diploma, glad for the pull of a passing man asked: \said: \
new school,
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Yuquan Road side before in class, the way many women to sell CDs. One day out of a student, was a struggle of women and asked: CD-ROM or else? Ignored and continue to go. Chase, and asked: humans and animals or else? Even the students saw the lift of her head, two stare at the head, said: and the plants are not? Women's shocked, and then escape!
four students from Tsinghua University and Peking University students four chance encounter on the train, then chatter.
Beijing University student asked: \
Peking University students of course, is to have one vote, so they are very surprised Tsinghua these people how to escape a ticket is checked for. Soon began to check tickets, and saw four students of Tsinghua squeezed into the same with toilets, the toilet when the ticket inspectors find when they put the tickets handed out through the crack, so that they successfully passed the inspection vote ... ...
holiday on the way back, which has met eight. First
Beida students proudly smiles: \We did not buy one! \started knocking at the door, Peking University students thought it was checked for it, so he handed out tickets, the result moving their ticket for Tsinghua students take it, and then hid in the bathroom across the ... ...
girlfriend Chen Dao: \
I looked up, the train station on the electronic screen scroll: \