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Default tods shop online 武文老师问学生道

武文老师:“同学们,最有价值的动物是什么?”
张敏健:“是鸡。”
武文老师:“为什么?”
张敏健:“鸡在出生前是蛋,可以吃;记在杀死后,也可以给人吃。”(说着,他拿出那个大鸡蛋)
武文老师:“我看你就想着吃!”
历史课上,武文老师:“谁知道林黛玉是怎么死的?”
李鑫:“摔死的”
武文老师:“何以见得?”
李鑫:“有个为证啊”李鑫接着唱了起来:“天上掉下个林妹妹。”
武文老师:“微积分是很有用的学科,学习微积分,我们的目标是什么?
马启光:“没有蛀牙!”
武文老师:“李鑫,你的毛病就是用词不当,现在考考你用一句成语来形容老师很开心。”
李鑫:“含笑九泉。”
武文老师:“请用母牛造句!”
张敏健:“一头母牛!”
武文老师:“好!能不能再造一个?”
张敏健:“又一头母牛!”
语文课上,武文老师让李鑫解释一下“无的放失”的意思,
李鑫说:“无的放失的意思是‘没地方拉屎’ 。”
地理课上,武文老师问同学们:”河水向哪里流呀?”
殷光栋猛站起来唱到:“大河向东流啊。 ”
武文老师没理会他,接著说:“天上有多少颗星星啊?”
殷光栋又唱到:“天上的星星参北斗啊。”
武文老师气急:“你给我滚出去!”
殷光栋:“说走咱就走啊。”
老师无奈说:“你有病吧?”
殷光栋:“你有我有全都有啊!”
武文老师:“你再说一句试试..... ”
殷光栋:“路见不平一声吼啊!”
武文老师:“你信不信我揍你?”
殷光栋:“该出手时就出手... ”
武文老师怒:“我让你退学! ”
殷光栋:“风风火火闯九州!”
语文仿写题:“如果一滴水代表一份关心,我送你一个海洋。如果一片树叶代表一份开心,我送你一 棵大树……”
李鑫写道:如果一次犯错代表一个经验,我将天天犯错,timberland pull on boots。”
武文老师:“如果一个耳光代表一份责任,我将扇死你。”
历史课上,武文老师问张敏健:“王安石和欧阳修有什共同点?”
张敏健脱口而出:“他们都是宋朝人。 ”
老师接着问:“那你说说,他们和唐太宗、诸葛亮有什么共同点?”
张敏健愣了愣,答道:“他们都是古代人。”
课堂上一阵大笑,武文老师将错就错,干脆当个游戏玩下去,也算活跃课堂气份,于是武文老师问道:“那他们和 孙中山、鲁迅有共同点吗?”
张敏健想了想,说:“他们都是男人。”
武文老师接着又问:“如果加上李清照、慈禧呢?”
张敏健急了:“他、他们都是中国人。”
武文老师笑了笑,问道:“你再说说,拿破仑和凯撒有什么共同点?”
张敏健:“他们都当过皇帝。”
武文老师问:“他们和达尔文、希特勒有什么共同点?”
张敏健答到这时已经摸到窍门了,他得意地回答:“他们都是外国人。 ”
武文老师又紧逼了一句:“那他们和我前面提到的这些人有什么共同点呢?”
张敏健一竿子捅到底:“他们都是人,lacoste alligator。”
武文老师又问:“据我所知,这些人中诸葛亮养过鸡,慈禧、凯撒还养过狗,把这些动物都算上,他们和它们有共 同点吗?”
武文老师这么一问,张敏健的头上开始冒汗了:“这个……他们和它们都死了。”
“嗯,的确都死了。”武文老师点了点头。
张敏健腿一软,tods shop online,坐了下来,心想,“这下问题该到头了吧?”
不料武文老师又说:“你站起来,还有最后一个问题…… 假如现在他们和它们都还活着,能找出共同点吗?”
张敏健傻眼了,他想了足有五分钟,才哭丧着脸说:“如果不算时差的话,他们和它们应该都吃过午 饭了。”
李鑫考试的时候,写名字懒得写三个金(鑫)了,写成金的三次方……
武文老师:“我来说上句,你们来说下句。
长江后浪推前浪---”
马启光:“一代更比一代浪”
武文老师问学生道:“要怎麽解释‘与人分担痛苦,会使痛苦减半’呢?”
李鑫回答说:“如果我爸爸打我,我就随即揍我弟弟!”
武文老师让用“吃香”造句,李鑫说:“我很喜欢吃香蕉。”
武文老师让用“马上”造句,马启光写:“我骑在马上。”
某政治课,武文老师说:“何谓三不政策?”
李鑫:“不知道、不清楚、不要问我,mbt tunisha black。”
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