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Reprinted from 315700198 at 20:29 on November 10, 2010 Read (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary
1, see the ex-girlfriend's personal signature on the QQ wrote, What a ########ing day!
2, suddenly thought of today, 32 years old when my dad, I have 6 years old, I am 32 years old, and even a girlfriend at all. What a ########ing day!
3, the day at a friend's house, where did not find the phone does not know to take friends about his girlfriend's phone call and listen to where it is. I enter my number, according to a set aside key, the screen showed her my name saved: SB3. What a ########ing day!
4, cell phone stolen, the thief returned the damn texting my mom said I was pregnant. I am the man What a ########ing day!
5, see goes back, actually look at sleep. An Ma a quilt with the look. She read it out to go to asleep. I live or die can not sleep. No man no job no house. Are not a dwelling even snail. Asked to send home. Parasitic parents home in the house. What a ########ing day!
6, the morning bus, a mobile phone from his bag and dig to see the time, and then simply said, holding an air conditioner remote control What a ########ing day!
7, today I learned from my 15-year-old daughter, A computer search out a film, hidden in the What a ########ing day!
8, at night my girlfriend said I was too your mother, I too happy, just like she got into a fight, wanted to become a man that, but it finally began to cry uncontrollably. What a ########ing day!
9, this mirror for a moment, suddenly found himself looks a bit like Li Yuchun! What a ########ing day!
10, Yi Zuo today and my little nephew while eating potato chips while watching on TV, eating potato chips are eating a wet feeling, he turned to look, he licks around each potato chips and then the whole Also back bags. What a ########ing day!
11, today I discovered the bird and I have been sharing with my loofah brush in the toilet! ! ! ! I have been using it a bath! ! ! ! what a ########ing day!
12, today I spoke with my girlfriend on msn and then receive a message saying: look at my house, I did not observe her. what a ########ing day!
13, yesterday in Wal-Mart, suddenly hurt my stomach, suppressing burst into the bathroom, just an earth-shattering eruption began to squat, the results of the children next door burst into tears, her mother asked her how she was, she said, stinky ~ ~ What a ########ing day
14, yesterday, my boyfriend turned out on the computer a few half-########## woman photos, and wearing my dress! Did not shoot first, but not me. I just broke down, are ready to question strongly pressing his anger when a sudden reaction, it is not other women, it is him! What a ########ing day!
15, last night at the bar over a very beautiful mm Number directly asked me, I was thrilled and immediately gave her, and then to see her back to her friends there, my phone number and gave her a male friend, That man also waved at me. What a ########ing day!
16, a large class drowsy morning, playing with mobile phones fell asleep. Some people take things poke me, and said the teacher told you. I immediately stood up, the results are enough?. The teacher said, I'm a girl, you stand up and doing. Well, then you answer it. What a ########ing day!
17, ... ... today, a Japanese delegation to our school, this is the first time I saw clothes on the Japanese ... ... What a ########ing day!
18, a girl a high class, section along, secretly sigh overqualified people are not we the dish, then a man asked for her phone, and some reluctance, but still told him I thought he was not - the ugly, and later won her buddies in the school for the elephants. Then later go back to school class reunion, all the waiting, she insisted I took her home, the way she held me mad pro tears, I was a boy he liked at first sight What a ########ing day!
19, paid a rich boyfriend. Fearing that I sugar daddy, so never ask him about the money, to financially clean. The results yesterday, it was affectionate, he said,
20, a student was sick yesterday, I went to see her back to school by bus 930, the road is afraid of boring so far bought a basketball magazine, all the way to see the ecstatic, looked up and found sitting on the station, then get off to sit back, read, etc. and find that it had re-Hui Guoshen station, and had to be on the train, but was told the original school that stood in roads, public transportation does not pass from there! What a ########ing day!
21, are sold at roadside stalls to see the water repellent, go ask the boss: What a night it can take control? boss looked at me strangely and replied: It depends on each of the constitution. I Made in, which is water repellent, ah, is the oil for India, a class of things. What a ########ing day!
22, playing with my colleagues at two more Golden fraud I'm feeling very fun to play with more than 2,000 at six wins does not want to play and feel embarrassed thinking how to play to the 8:00 storm also affirmed bulk Board continue??? play to eight full gambled also take the 1700 What a ########ing day!
23, yesterday received a request to add friends message QQ:
24, his girlfriend and I broke up because her fortune with online computer programs calculate the sub me and her birthday horoscopes. What a ########ing day!
25, I LP birthday, I want to make her a good time, carefully planning the whole day, bought her new shoes, eat more than 300 Western, playing in the sea one night after coming home to open QQ, saw her signature updates, reads:
26, my mother bought me a new shirt ironed out the wrinkles. . . What a ########ing day!
27, my boyfriend, my sister called me and said congratulations to me and asked if I know when pregnant, and I said I'm not pregnant, she laughed and said I had told her boyfriend, and then a sudden silence, I heard She asked the person next to: Who is Xiao-Li? What a ########ing day!
28, with ex-boyfriend and I did not say a year and a half I love you, no intention to see him today, information is written QQ Zeng I love you! What a ########ing day!
29, the ancient Chinese teacher in the class love spit. That day I was late in the first row, carefully listened to a whole class. Class, and wipe with a napkin, had given rise to a rice! What a ########ing day!
30, LG bath, I use his laptop online, see the QQ online is only one woman, wanted to tease her, and made a sentence ah?. what a ########ing day!
31, I'm in a nursery, garden to do their kids voted a favorite teacher's activities, I was the only one of them was 0 votes, I privately asked a few kids why not to vote for me, a child Answer: Because you grown too ugly. What a ########ing day!
32, today is Tanabata, send text messages to a boyfriend,
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33, home today to pick her husband, coming when called my daughter to let her down, heard her ex-husband is currently on his wife, said: / p>
34, I had spent the day today was heaven, lost cell phone the morning, noon and found the afternoon, the company has lost a toilet! What a ########ing day!
35, on Sunday, Dad took me to their leader home. Chat in the living room, leading 5-year-old son suddenly over, Bla bla bla pestering leadership, something like that look. Leadership was very awkward, impatient side boom he says: I wanted to tell you, do not leave them to eat at home!!!
36, one time I rented it to diffuse the Kindaichi, just saw the second page to tears, I do not know which days to kill a certain person with a blue ballpoint pen and drew a circle and write, this was the murderer ... ... What a ########ing day!
37, one for a long time finally started recording, recorded very smooth way, two hours down the program has finally finished recording. Know when to take the cassette only to find, did not press the record button! ~ ~ What a ########ing day!
38, the afternoon bus, take bus card slot in the bang when thrown into a. What a ########ing day!
39, upstairs in teaching large, stand up and grunt when the phone fell off, and I'm busy looking down: Fortunately, the card was in the water hole. I bent over about to gather them, and suddenly a text message, cell phone buzzing ... ... meal shake, leaving the drain floating on a string of bubbles. I do not phone, I just want to know which brother made the piece of text messages. What a ########ing day!
40, in the luxury bus on the toilet, the toilet is not clean too, take toilet paper and carefully wrapped the toilet seat, just sat down, the bus suddenly jerked Britain to feel sat on a cooler, a toilet yellow soup on the whole shoot my ass! What a ########ing day!
41, on the study, put on headphones homework, Tujue belly up, but quiet self-study can not be amplified fart, so the levator ani slowly rising gas drained, duration is five seconds long! subsequent long out of breath ~ but all eyes looked up and saw the whole class and then the whole class stare I ~ ~ What is more, laughs more than the fall from the bench quietly picked up the work ~ only at the same table to find space in the back ~ Later I learned that fart from start to finish it is a loud voice pitched ~ ~ but I just did not hear with the headset ~ What a ########ing day!
42, today, I found my daughter in imitation of a very strange, sounds like my wife OOXX the sound. When I asked her what she was doing she said, Last night, I travel. What a ########ing day!
43, a concert, when suddenly a man next to me said to me: said yes. Then he said:
44, today's children the same bedroom with shaved bald man, wanted to play him, I got to touch his head and said: It feels like my gf's P shares ... did not think he touched his head and said: Do not that really like ... ... ... what a ########ing day!
45, drinking back, stomach ache, on the way home by a woman mistaken for a pervert, sprayed with pepper spray his face, also played a bit small JJ, the results did not hold back, pull out! The next day, my mother and people Laoke, I heard yesterday in the small downstairs Lu's wife met satyr, that gave her a satyr of the feces out! What a ########ing day!
46, walked on campus today is a sudden rush of a guy do not know me, tearfully staring at me and slapped me a slap in the face and ran off. What a ########ing day!
47, last night arguing with someone in the group, the guy said I was not lesbian, I have shortness of breath and a curse !
48, go to work when I received a bouquet of flowers, and I ah the excitement until I see the card is written by my good friend - !
49, running 1,000 meters, finished the paralysis in the grass, it can not move, and the edge of the boys said; . . Result, he was affectionate, . . What a ########ing day!
50, and my girlfriend fight the Cold War minority ing, at home and sulk. Then my father very fair view of it coming from the next sentence: fight go fight, do not affect national unity. . . . . . What a ########ing day!!
51, wife of one our dormitory 24 hours a day stay in our hostel, I am bored to death, the possession of the quarters today, Aunt quietly cried over, and the results did not say if Aunt Sha, took away my electric stove. What a ########ing day!
52, at noon today, I suddenly found my crotch on the first line, so I think holding a cigarette in hand at this time ?????? director of a sudden we came out from the elevator to see me ????? XX also do not need no pay for such self-mutilation it ?????? What a ########ing day!
53, one day, happy 3-year-old daughter said to me, 'Mommy, I bought something for you or not ah? 'I'm ecstatic' Well, Zhenguai! You what to buy for mummy ah? 'Daughter proud to say' I bought feces to you! '. . . . what a ########ing day!
54, and his wife to play Reclining Buddha, his wife walk the road, so I carry her. Saw an old woman, said seriously: read the book to see who you are. His wife was sick to the hospital earlier, Buddha is useless. What a ########ing day!
55, next to a swimming pool free of charge one day, more than half of our class are gone, I was swimming, a lifeguard, ah! What a ########ing day!
56, my cousin's QQ signature reads lollipop phone ah ~ ~ ~ What a ########ing day!
57, came home from work early, I found my manager and his girlfriend Masamitsu the bed, They rushed to see me very calm I had a V-shaped sign and congratulate Sarkozy said: not that day - March 19 ... ... What a ########ing day!
58, nobody at home, burned a rare cooking bowl. The pleasant open-ended room to eat, the dog came and sniffed it, spit. . . . What a ########ing day!
59, and girlfriend Toushijinguo beginning, and once the family is not in and took her home and abode two days in the evening in the parents bedroom ml, is working, when parents inadvertently looked up and saw hanging on the wall portrait on the spot to die ... ... What a ########ing day!
60, like to joke with her boyfriend, pretending to search under his bed out from an underwear (actually me), and then asked him to begin his refusal to admit that I never thought in my tight schedule, the even I began to admit holding. What a ########ing day!
61, I: every morning I would like to see you ########## in the kitchen, department only an apron for me breakfast.
my mother: sent to the wrong bar.
... ... What a ########ing day!
62, yesterday, and other public transportation. Side of the bowl of a beggar came up to me. I touch his pockets for change, only a dime, put his bowl, can be looked at Hell and from the bowl of colorful notes pick out the money back into my hand. . . What a ########ing day!
63, today, the last row bus, sit in the corner of the place, to a certain station, has opened the door, and a sudden reaction to get off, rub about to stand up to the car head knock top, and then went over to look at when they sit on the ground, finally got up to the door, the driver just closed, has been caught in, the whole car people are stupid. . . What a ########ing day!
64, group meeting in the school today and suddenly sneezed accident, raised his head, it was found in front of the girls nose Biao to the back, and the woman is not aware of, so secretly trying to help her erase , just his hand up, next to the girl discovered, shouting
65, today, large bathroom, just to sit down to a darling of a long fart, and then hear the next voice: . . . What a ########ing day!
66, a South Korean woman my door at night often come back, not with a key, knock on the door loud voice. Middle of the night the day 2 points and rattle rattle knock, and I want to scold her back ** to deliberately go out wearing a pair of underwear, the results of a door to bring their own excitement, and that woman just Qiaokai Men went in, left me a stand the corridor, the roommates are going home, I knocked on the door is not open knock. . . Made a half-silly, and finally covered with a pair of panties to go downstairs to understanding mm home by telephone. . . What a ########ing day!
67, closed off to work, and my heart inexplicable tension, early morning encounter in the office under the leadership of 50-year-old female, the mouth of a pumping:
68, WOW long ride did not love the computer chair and move above the long ass a pox, that could drag well. . . The results of inflammation of the big change, barely to have to go to Tongji. Doctors to be a minor, his face splashed across the board down glasses are pus and blood. . . Really want to laugh, embarrassed laugh, hold a half to death. , Back on the road met a girlfriend, cheated on her long legs a package to see a doctor, who knows her a slap shot in my ass, that is not here how long ah. . . . What a ########ing day!
69, she was shopping with his girlfriend on the toilet I wait for her. Over a very pretty woman asked me a long waiting for your man? I said, she said, is it me you wait. I said I do not know you. You are looking for friends from? I am not the person you're looking for, I'm waiting for my girlfriend. She blushed, and gave me a pinch Who said you promised to do good or bad your girlfriend. I said you still look for it again. Stock your arm she say about me to promise you find it, so much has his head on my shoulder. Then my girlfriend to appear. What a ########ing day!
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