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Old 09-07-2011, 12:31 PM   #1
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我的世界不允许你的消失,不管结局是否完美.
No matter the ending is perfect or not, you cannot disappear from my world.
爱情是一个精心设计的谎言
Love is a carefully designed lie.
承诺常常很像蝴蝶,美丽的飞盘旋然后不见
Promises are often like the butterfly, which disappear after beautiful hover.
凋谢是真实的 盛开只是一种过去
Fading is true while flowering is past
为什么幸福总是擦肩而过,偶尔想你的时候….就让….回忆来陪我.
Why I have never catched the happiness? Whenever I want you ,I will be accompanyed by the memory of...
爱情…在指缝间承诺 指缝….在爱情下交缠.
Love ,promised between the fingers
Finger rift,twisted in the love
如果你为着错过夕阳而哭泣,那么你就要错群星了
If you weeped for the missing sunset,you would miss all the shining stars
感受梦的火焰,感觉飞舞瞬间,当一切浪漫遥远,永恒依然
to feel the flame of dreaming and to feel the moment of dancing,when all the romance is far away,the eternity is always there
__________________茹?只?遇见,?能停?,?茹?遇见/.
If we can only encounter each other rather than stay with each other,then I wish we had never encountered .
宁愿笑著流泪,?不哭著说后悔 心碎了,还需再补吗?
I would like weeping with the smile rather than repenting with the cry,when my heart is broken ,is it needed to fix?
天空没有翅膀的痕迹,而鸟儿已飞过
There are no trails of the wings in the sky, while the birds has flied away.
与你保持着一种暖昧的关系,怕自己会爱上你,怕你离开后,我会流泪
When keeping the ambiguity with you ,I fear I will fall in love with you, and I fear I will cry after your leaving.
当香烟爱上(_火柴时,就注定受到伤害
When a cigarette falls in love with a match,it is destined to be hurt
噎?发觉ャ除了爱ωǒ什?都未囿
I found one day that I had nothing except the love
人活着 总是要得罪一些人的 就要看那些人是否值得得罪
When alive ,we may probably offend some people.However, we must think about whether they are deserved offended.
谁捡走了我的玻璃鞋,寻找遗失的玻璃鞋.
I am looking for the missing glass-shoes who has picked it up
命里?时钟需? 命里无时莫强求
You will have it if it belongs to you,whereas you don't kveth for it if it doesn't appear in your life.
没有谁对不起谁,只有谁不懂得珍惜谁.
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永远不是一种距离,而是一种决定。
Eternity is not a distance but a decision.
在回忆里继续梦幻不如在地狱里等待天堂
Dreaming in the memory is not as good as waiting for the paradise in the hell
Where there is great love, there are always miracles.
哪里有真爱存在,哪里就有奇迹。
Love is like a butterfly. It goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes.
爱情就像一只蝴蝶,它喜欢飞到哪里,就把欢乐带到哪里。
If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden.
假如每次想起你我都会得到一朵鲜花,那么我将永远在花丛中徜徉。
Within you I lose myself, without you I find myself wanting to be lost again.
有了你,我迷失了自我。失去你,我多么希望自己再度迷失。
At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.
每一个沐浴在爱河中的人都是诗人。
Look into my eyes - you will see what you mean to me.
看看我的眼睛,你会发现你对我而言意味着什么。
Distance makes the hearts grow fonder.
距离使两颗心靠得更近。
I need him like I need the air to breathe.
我需要他,正如我需要呼吸空气。
If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me.
如果没有相等的爱,那就让我爱多一些吧。
Love is a vine that grows into our hearts.
爱是长在我们心里的藤蔓。
If I know what love is, it is because of you.
因为你,我懂得了爱。
Love is the greatest refreshment in life.
爱情是生活最好的提神剂。
Love never dies.
爱情永不死。
The darkness is no darkness with thee.
有了你,黑暗不再是黑暗。
We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us.
如果没有人爱我们,我们也就不会再爱自己了。
There is no remedy for love but to love more.
治疗爱的创伤唯有加倍地去爱。
When love is not madness, it is not love.
如果爱不疯狂就不是爱了。
A heart that loves is always young.
有爱的心永远年轻。
Love is blind.
爱情是盲目的。
Love is like the moon, when it does not increase, it decreases.
爱情就像月亮,不增则减。
The soul cannot live without love.
灵魂不能没有爱而存在。
Brief is life, but love is long.
生命虽短,爱却绵长。
Who travels for love finds a thousand miles not longer than one.
在爱人眼里,一千里的旅程不过一里。
Love keeps the cold out better than a cloak.
爱比大衣更能驱走寒冷。
Take away love, and our earth is a tomb.
没有了爱,地球便成了坟墓。
My heart is with you.
我的爱与你同在。
I miss you so much already and I haven't even left yet!
尽管还不曾离开,我已对你朝思暮想!
I'll think of you every step of the way.
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Passionate love is a quenchless thirst.
热烈的爱情是不可抑制的渴望。
The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart.
在这个世界上,男人最珍贵的财产就是一个女人的心。
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Every day without you is like a book without pages.
没有你的日子就像一本没有书页的书。
Love is hard to get into, but harder to get out of.
爱很难投入,但一旦投入,便更难走出。
Love is a light that never dims.
爱是一盏永不昏暗的明灯。
May your love soar on the wings of a dove in flight.
愿你的爱乘着飞翔的白鸽,展翅高飞。
She who has never loved, has never lived.
人活着总要爱一回。
Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
生命如花,爱情是蜜。
No words are necessary between two loving hearts.
两颗相爱的心之间不需要言语。
Precious things are very few in this world. That is the reason there is just one you.
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You make my heart smile.
我的心因你而笑。
The road to a lover's house is never long.
通往爱人家里的路总不会漫长。
Why do the good girls, always want the bad boys?
为何好女孩总喜欢坏男孩?
Being with you is like walking on a very clear morning.
和你在一起就像在一个清爽的早晨漫步。
It is never too late to fall in love.
爱永远不会嫌晚。
To the world you may be just one person. To the person you may be the world.
对于世界,你可能只是一个人,但对于某个人,你却是整个世界。
Where there is love, there are always wishes.
哪里有爱,哪里就有希望。
You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her.
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Love is something eternal; the aspect may change, but not the essence.
爱是永恒的,外表可能改变,但本质永远不变。
Love is not a matter of counting the days. It's making the days count.
爱情不是数着日子过去,它让每个日子都变得有意义。
With the wonder of your love, the sun above always shines.
拥有你美丽的爱情,太阳就永远明媚。
Love is a fabric that nature wove and fantasy embroidered.
爱情是一方织巾,用自然编织,用幻想点缀。
First love is unforgettable all one's life.
初恋是永生难忘的。
In the very smallest cot there is room enough for a loving pair.
哪怕是最小的茅舍,对一对恋人来说都有足够的空间。
Love without end hath no end.
情绵绵,爱无边。
Love's tongue is in the eyes.
爱情的话语全在双眼之中。
In love folly is always sweet.
恋爱中,干傻事总是让人感到十分美妙。
There is no hiding from lover's eyes.
什么也瞒不过恋人的眼睛。
The only present love demands is love.
爱所祈求的唯一礼物就是爱。
The heart that once truly loves never forgets.
真挚恋爱过的心永不忘却。
Love warms more than a thousand fires.
爱情的炽热胜过千万团的火。
Your smiling at me is my daily dose of magic.
你嫣然的微笑是我每日享受到的魅力。
Your kiss still burns on my lips, everyday of mine is so beautiful.
你的吻还在我的唇上发烫,从此我的日子变得如此美丽。
Love understands love; it needs no talk.
相爱的心息息相通,无需用言语倾诉。
Love me little and love me long.
不求情意绵绵,但求天长地久。
First impression of you is most lasting.
对你最初的印象,久久难以忘怀。
When the words "I love you" were said by you for the first time, my world blossoms.
第一次听到你对我说"我爱你",我的世界一瞬间鲜花绽开。
Tell me you are mine. I'll be yours through all the years, till the end of time.
请告诉我你是我的。岁岁年年,我都属于你,永远永远。
Love is a fire which burns unseen.
爱情是无形燃烧的火焰。
I feel happy at times we have had angry words but these have been kissed away.
我们生气争执时,爱的双唇把它们吻得无影无踪,我的心也顿觉甜蜜。
You cannot appreciate happiness unless you have known sadness too.
不知道什么是忧伤,就不会真正感激幸福。
But if the while I think on thee, dear friend, all losses are restored, and sorrows end.
只要我一想起你,亲爱的人,所有的失落和遗憾烟消云散
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  1松下为什么没索尼强? 答案:panasonic (怕了索尼哥)
  2 A和C谁比较高呢?答案:C比较高 (因为ABCD A比C低)
  3 茉莉花、太阳花、玫瑰花哪一朵花最没力? 答案:茉莉花 (好一夺没力[美丽]的茉莉花)
  4 猩猩最讨厌什么线? 答案:平行线。 平行线没有相交(香蕉)
  5 橡皮、老虎皮、狮子皮哪一个最不好? 答案:橡皮。 (橡皮差)
  6 布和纸怕什么? 答案:布怕一万,纸怕万一。(不怕一万,只怕万一)
  7 麒麟飞到北极会变成什么? 答案:冰淇淋。 原因:冰淇淋(冰麒麟)
  8 1234567890 哪个数字最勤劳,哪个数字最懒惰? 答案:1懒惰;2勤劳。 (1不做2不休)
  9 怎样使麻雀安静下来? 答案:压它一下。 原因:鸦雀无声(压雀无声)
  10 小白加小白等于什么?答案:小白兔 (TWO)
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  12 如果有一台车,小明是司机,小华坐在他右边,小花坐在他后面,请问这台车是谁的呢?? 答案:“如果”的
  13 有一只狼来到了北极,不小心掉到冰海中,被捞起来时变成了什么? 答案:槟榔
  14 四个人在屋子里打麻将,警察来了,却带走了5个人,为什么? 答案:因为他们打的人叫“麻将”
  15 为什么飞机飞这么高都不会撞到星星呢? 答案:因为星星会“闪”
  16 一天,一块三分熟的牛排在街上走着,突然他在前方看到一块五分熟的牛排,belstaff jacket,可却没有理会他。
  他们为什么没打招呼? 答案:因为他们不熟
  17 有一个胖子,从高楼跳下,结果变成了什么?答案:死胖子
  18 巧克力和西红柿打架,巧克力赢了。为什么呢?答案:因为巧克力棒
  19 有两个人掉到陷阱里了,死的人叫死人,活人叫什么?答案:叫救命啦
  20 有一只鲨鱼吃下了一颗绿豆,结果它变成了什么?答案:绿豆沙(绿豆鲨)
  21 丹丹是小狗的名字还是小老虎的名字?答案:小老虎(虎视眈眈)
  22 什么牌子的汽车最讨厌别人摸?答案:宝马BMW (别摸我)
  23 鸡的妈妈是谁?答案:纸 直升机(纸生鸡)
  24 有ABCD..26个字母,如果ET走后剩多少个?答案:21个 ET开走了UFO
  25 天的孩子叫什么?答案:我材 (天生我材)
  26 风的孩子叫什么?答案:水起 (风生水起)
  27 哪种动物最没有方向感?答案:麋鹿 (迷路)
  28 狼、老虎和狮子谁玩游戏一定会被淘汰?答案:狼 (桃太郎)
  29 红豆家的小孩是谁?答案:南国 (红豆生南国)
  30 芹菜的屎是什么颜色的?答案:黄色 (秦始皇)
  31 有位妈妈生了连体婴,姐姐叫玛丽,那么妹妹叫做什么?答案:梦露 (玛利莲梦露)
  32 下雨天没多少钱不要出门? 答案:30000000 (没伞[3]千万别出门)
  33 猪圈里的猪出来了,怎么办?{猜一个明星} 答案:王力宏
  34猪圈里的猪又出来了,怎么办?{猜一个明星} 答案:韩红
  35 猪圈里的猪出第3次来了,怎么办?{猜一个明星} 答案:仔仔
  36 什么牌子化妆品容易感冒?答案:雅倩 (ARCHE[阿嚏])
  37 A和B可以相互转化,B在沸水中可以生成C,C在空气 中氧化成D,D有臭鸡蛋气味,问A,B,C,D各是什么?
  答案:A 鸡 B 鸡蛋 C 熟鸡蛋 D 臭鸡蛋
  38 什么剑是透明的?答案:看不见
  39 谁给刘德华喝忘情水?答案:啊哈 (阿哈,给我一杯忘情水……)
  40 为什么你看不到上帝的老二?答案:天机不可泄露
  41 小白兔为什么要和嫦娥奔月?答案:因为嫦娥是萝卜腿
  42 为什么多啦A梦一辈子都生活在黑暗中?答案:因为他伸手不见五指
  43 谁想起妈妈的话就会哭?答案:爷爷 (夜夜想起妈妈的话呀,闪闪的泪光,鲁冰花)
  44 为什么篮球板上要抹两勺盐?答案:一言难尽
  45 小白很像他哥哥,为什么?答案:真相大白
  46 哪个牌子的电器最难看?答案:TCL (太丑了)
  47 哪个牌子的电器最难闻?答案:TCL (太臭了)
  48 哪个牌子的电器最差?答案:TCL (太次了,太菜了)
  49 什么鱼最白痴?答案:鲨(傻)鱼
  50 什么鱼最聪明?答案:鲸(精)鱼
  51 我们说没尾巴的熊叫无尾熊,那我们说没妈妈的熊叫什么熊? 答案:母熊
  52 乌龟在它的龟壳里盖了间房子,然后钻了进去。{猜个保健品} 答案:盖中盖
  53 乌龟把房子拆了,又盖了间房子,然后钻了进去。{猜个保健品} 答案:新盖中盖
  54 乌龟又把房子拆了,又盖了间房子,然后钻了进去。{猜个保健品} 答案:巨能钙
  55 小狗和小兔去老师那里背书,为什么老师让小狗先背? 答案:狗(旺旺仙贝)
  57 哪一首歌的第一句就出现了3个人?答案:我不是黄蓉 (我,布什,黄蓉)
  58 吃葡萄不吐什么? 答案:葡萄牙
  59 哪个门派的教徒不会撒谎啊? 答案:全真教
  60 谁最喜欢伸出援手?答案:多啦A梦
  61 哪个聊天工具最慢?答案:MSN (慢死呢)
  62 谁在弹奏萧邦的夜曲?答案:维尼小熊 (为你弹奏萧邦的夜曲)
  63 在哪里藏着你的鸽子?答案:屋顶 (在屋顶唱着你的歌)
  64 为什么森林里总派狮子去联系事情?答案:失去联络
  65 一个包子和土豆打架,结果土豆把包子打死了。{猜一食物} 答案:豆沙包
  66 包子死了,他的爸爸来找土豆报仇。土豆知道打不过,belstaff jackets sale,就逃啊逃。
  一条河把土豆给拦住了{猜一蔬菜} 答案:荷兰豆
  67 海是谁的?答案:菠萝 (波罗的海)
  68 一只公鸡和一只母鸡(猜三个字)答案:两只鸡
  69 一只公鸡和一只母鸡(猜五个字)答案:还是两只鸡
  70 一只公鸡和一只母鸡(猜七个字)答案:笨蛋,还是两只鸡
  71 有一颗豆,摔倒了,只有你才能鼓励他,belstaff brad jacket,请问为什么?答案:朱古力豆
  72 为什么公主结婚了就不用挂蚊帐了?答案:因为有青蛙王子
  73 米的妈妈是谁?答案:米的妈妈是花(花生米)
  米的爸爸是谁?答案:米的爸爸是蝶 (蝶恋花)
  米的爱人是谁?答案:老鼠 (老鼠爱大米)
  米的外婆是谁?答案:米的外婆是妙笔 (妙笔生花)
  米的外公是谁?答案:米的外公是爆 (爆米花)
  74 麦当劳和肯德基谁比较大?答案:肯德基 (麦当劳是叔叔,肯德基是爷爷)
  75 鸡蛋和巧克力打架,巧克力赢了~{打一种食品} 答案:巧克力棒
  鸡蛋输了不服气,又去打~又输了~{打一种食品} 答案: 鸡蛋面
  结果鸡蛋连输两次,belstaff shop,不服气,去找他兄弟蛋糕,belstaff jackets,结果蛋糕被打败了不说,
  还被巧克力狠狠羞辱了一顿~{打一种食品} 答案:巧克力CHESS(气死)蛋糕
  最后,鸡蛋和蛋糕去找大哥蛋挞,belstaff blouson,蛋挞说巧克力力气很大!你们这样是不行D~
  于是去找巧克力理论!最后巧克力认识到了自己的错误,
  主动向鸡蛋和蛋糕道了歉,{打一种食品} 答案:德服(芙)巧克力
  76 汽车会飞。 {猜一种饮料} 答案:咖啡 (CAR,飞)
  77 如何让饮料变大杯? 答案:念大悲咒
  78 白色的马叫白马,黑色的马叫黑马,黑白相间的马叫斑马,
  那么黑色白色红色相间的马叫什么马? 答案:害羞的斑马
  79 历史上哪个人跑的最快?答案:曹操(说曹操曹操到)
  80 请问唐朝时有谁戴眼镜?答案:李白(床前明月光,咦!是地上霜)
  81 哪位历史人物最欠扁? 答案:苏武。 原因:苏武牧羊北海边(被海扁)。
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