Classic mature jokes

Miss talk with the fortune-teller: there ambition be two big waves of life.


2. lectures woman preceptor pants zipper open, and a girl stood up apt remind: the teacher, you do no shut the door! the teacher waved: Whether it when the principal absence apt come visit


3. wedding the next daytime early in the a.m., the bride out of the ache from the bridal room, an hand leaning on the walls, one hand clutching his lower body, cursed:
liar! What a liar,GHD Red Styler! three years before marriage, said the savings, I thought it was money it!


4. hospital below the shade of a tree,GHD Straightener, a couple of lovers kissing in embrace. saw a medic, the man said namely the quondam : Will not be phoned a bed! ! Bed! ! ########! thanks, and I came to your mama and to non-killed you



7. contiguous to the vagina and anus, vagina anal said: one-eyed and out of you does not help me, anal said: Every period it, two grenades were hanging in my house, scared are scared to decease of me, which defiance all over?



8. Emperor watch concubine melancholy seeing, Ji Zhao doctor, attending surgeon after the prescription: brawny 8! patrol outside Dili, Hui Gong see the luminous Princess,GHD Mini Styler, kneeling ahead the house eight svelte Han. Emperor: kneel who? physician: dregs!


9. girl bought a banana, put ashore the bus later the pocket after, reaching back at intervals caught. After a while, there was a young and patted her shoulder: Miss, amuse let work I want to get off the



10. family planning examine the village minister,GHD Leopard Grain Styler, asked the farmer: Why can not marry your close relatives know you? l easy and frank farmer smiled and answered: relatives Well, Oh Oh Oh ... ... Oh, also versed, nice start!


11. ant centipede married wife, wedding night,GHDS, asked what he thought of ants, ants anger Feng said: Bankai a thigh is not, nor is it variant one leg Bankai ...... mother's legs and drag a night!


12. Bulls voyage, alarm of cows unattended. then wondering: monkey cunning, Laohu bloody, merely the elephant and reliable.
from a few days back for the Bulls get back by Mrs. Bull angrily the next day: cow B big


13. family arranging staff to a countryside to retard and found that the skip is quite serious, and asked the villagers: : the one skylight, two doors, 26 annuals went into folk. matchmaker said: silly than stupid


15. oilfield,GHD Pink Limited Edition, the pair had just married. sent on a long couplet, The Union: fashionable new drill new wells. Second line: the extra fuel drilling deeper further. Streamer: the extra loose out .... [to read] Ming Zi separate



16. Shandong Saomang , the teacher wrote on the blackboard, br>

18. a laborer matron into the metropolis equitable babysit, to the employer neat up the mattress and base a accustom condom, I do not understand what, I inquired the hostess.
hostess asked: You do not establish Love it? peasant replied: for, but did not you dress this mad, all peeling.

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