Husband wife 's prestigious talk 36

1, on call
wife: her husband
husband: in that it ~ why why
wife: Pig
wife: Pig Pig, pig ~! How do you not response me, you must say hey!
husband: hey! ~
Wife: Pearl
husband: hey! ... ...
Wife: ax!
husband: hey! ... ... ~
Wife: You really evolution, tell you what you have hey.
husband: ... ... ... ...
2, on the dog
wife: her husband, after marriage to aid the dog, OK?
Husband: Well, listen to you.
wife: her husband, you said if the dog bites baby how to do?
husband: it can not be estimated. But the big dogs eat the little baby things occur
wife: ah? ? ? ~ Then we can not have a baby
husband: you do not say how the dog, ah? !
Wife: No! Are not compliant to keep it for a long time both!
Husband: Well, how do you say on how to do.
... ...
wife: her husband, you said if the dog bites you how to do?
husband: ... ...
3, on quotations
wife: her husband, you said after we collected our chat, OK?
Husband: Well, this is a good idea - let everyone know know how I was living in dire straits
4, on looks (1)
Wife: You really ugly long
Husband: I am on the point did not value it? ... ...
Wife: You namely not ... ... magnificent ~
eyelid on her husband: ... ... hey ~ not ~ I do not know how I was double-fold?
Wife: You ah but long beneath the eyes of the ... ...
husband:
5, on sleep
wife: you sleep, I do not want to see tomorrow when you must think that my home computer viruses of it.
husband: What do you mean ah?
wife: Panda.
6, on the Internet
wife: her husband you know,PULSERA BLANCA CON NETHERLANDS, waiting for you online is a very hard thing ... ...
wife: so you, mingled sensibilities. Hope to see you earlier, but was fearful to see you so early ... ...
husband: it is ... ... Why?
wife: so you, but they want to go poo. Not to go see you going to the lavatory a long time. You're just going to the toilet on the Internet desperately call out, and did not poo poo came out chilly.
husband:
7, on the chat
wife: Hall ** (full appoint), you have the time? I absence to talk to you.
husband: how? ... ...
Wife: I think we should talk about the ... ...
husband: wife, how? ! ! ... ...
Wife: not how to say ah - I feel so real amusement - ha ha, you talk like a leader like ~
to detect her husband: ... ... along, frightened me
8, on the comprehending
Wife: If you say that someone is not the couple will test how we do it?
husband: the two people were kept in small chamber and then ask questions, answer as to testify that we yes ah.
wife: we can not all the answers are the same. Do not trust you equitable queried me to watch and you muse the answer is not the same.
husband: ######?
Wife: Your question is ahead alternatively after surgery?
9, on-line dialogue
husband: my wife, I miss you oh ~!
Wife: Oh
Husband: Oh, today is very hard work, but I thought you better ~
Wife: Oh
husband: wife, did you want me ah? ~
Wife: Well
husband: wife, you do not seem to love to talk to me ah
Wife: Love
husband: wife, is not what I did wrong ... you do not bypass me , and I talk nice ... ...
wife: good
phone rang ... ...
husband: wife, how do you? I do not adore and how to speak? ... ...
Wife: you exhausted of not annoying ah ~! People dine bake fowl it ~! Your hands are full of oil buffet ass call ah!
husband:
10, husband of eating KFC
: Baby, I want to eat KFC
Wife: Well, you eat chanting
examination husband: I want to eat with you. A big boy, make their own burger at KFC to eat inside, get to face the salad, but also their own rub, is not it silly point B
wife: a chap, sitting inside to eat KFC burger, get a face is salad, but also to rub next to pulchritude, as whether to say that mother and son
11, on looks (2)
... ...
husband: You and me too ugly ~ ~ ~. . .
Wife: You are not ugly out
my husband too: I'm not ugly ... ...
wife: Why you should not have ugly ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... is ugly point
Husband: like a mean
12, on looks (3)
husband sent a photo of his fat sibling and his wife according to the
: Who the man so ugly?
husband: Big Brother
wife: I said that
thin husband:
13, approximately throwing things
wife: her husband, the husband
rag to me: take steady ah ~ ( kissing)
Wife:? ? ?
14, about computer mend
his wife: how a microcomputer? How not called? behind the test ... ...

husband: not goad it sound channel (channel) how could it noisy!
wife:
15, on the buddies
husband: Brother male, JB really terrific!
Husband: JB truly terrific, even the JB are terrific!
Wife: So you two really back mountains ... ...
16, on the digit of
husband: wife - tomorrow I'm going apt discourse, and the face of more than 300 students, extra than 600 couples of eyes ... ...
Wife: Fortunately,PULSERA NEGRA CON ARGENTINA, you do not teach numbers ... ...
(after that her husband can not be that simple math can not do it, they said that)
what educate ah, so exercised, more than 300 students in all glasses?
17, husband of scraping ×
: Baby, in adding to me, you, you are not allowed to shave people.
husband: There eyebrows
Wife: Oh, well, I ambition give you scratch ... ...
... ... ... ...
wife: her husband, we not only shaving the eyebrows and beard the next bar, with hair where we are scraping ~!
husband:
18, on the position
husband: you act?
wife: Gong Gong is a go. [AD: Please specialists help you make non-mainstream pictures www.51ps.com] should be nailed should be fixed, the arm approximately Big Bear, Big Bear stuffed body to pate underground, and then pull the head to find a few to excavate into, dig the ass side to , hand and arm to put the body underground ... ...
husband: wife, a good highly difficult activities ah ... ...
19, husband of an acquaintance
: They say the 1st time to see me when I approximate the chilly, scary of.
wife: it is also scary when you do not like acquaintances?
husband: I told you and Xiaowei cooked, you do not say that I am intimidating.
wife: scary. Right people at the glance, big eyes and stare, I must take people without sleep when ... ... ... ... ... ...
wife secretly: so! ! ! ! You say you and I have Xiaowei cooked? ~? ! ! ! ! ! !
Wife: Do you sleep at night and he naturally still staring at him ... ... Also ... ...
husband:
20, on sleep
husband: You can sleep die than dead piglet is also decease.
wife: it is the sleep quality of people s good! Ye to it! You jealous ah! ,Balance arriesgado! !
husband: heartless human, sleep quality are high.
wife: mow ~! ! You are jealous, poor quality of sleep you tin then black,PULSERA AZUL CON BANDERA, then Thelephora, so ugly, so short, so lack of eye, then ... so what what!
husband:
21, husband of Riddles
: Qingshui Who gave it?
Wife: Princess it, there is the throne.
wife: or Andy?
husband: Neither Yes, aha give. Aha I have a glass Qingshui ... ...
22, on breast
wife: ... how can I become bigger breast? ~ I do not ask, 34F on the line ... ...
husband: Farewell, daughter, you are now quite good
wife: No, I want to 34F ... ...
husband: that you persist to Kazakhstan, I recovered Taiwan harder than ye think it
23, about singing
wife: her husband, I just recorded a anthem to you.
Husband: Well.
... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... N minutes after
Wife: You are hearing to ah!
Husband: Well ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... care for my seven uncle god ... ...
23, about feeling
husband: I am back
wife: get it?
husband: do you Ding had.
wife: Why do not I know?
Husband: You do not think you PP itch ah?
Wife: Oh. I think the cilia do ... ...
husband: your grandmother a leg! ! ! ,PULSERA BLANCA CON PORTUGAL! ! ! !
24, on pain
husband: I have a stomach pain ... ... ... ...
wife: ye to it? To do now?
husband:. . . . . .
25, on the slip of the tongue
husband: Yesterday I was on a pig!
Wife: You pig on it was merely yesterday ~! Humph! ! ! !
26, on the appearance (4)
husband: your hands pleasing
wife: black clothes you look good
husband: I was not dressed in black was white, I ah? ~
Wife: not. You wore in black can not see you.
27, on the aptitude
his wife: how do you get to the last, let me not to spend money drilling is yellow?
husband: unraveling the ah, just like hackers.
Wife: not now how to get it?
husband: the final is the code ah, now code sealing, the wrong with the
wife: too strong ... ...
husband:
wife: Tencent too muscular ... ...
husband:
28, on the answer
wife: Well - I went to work the call you
husband: ah? Then I was by a friend's house waiting because you to work ah? I still go back to the afternoon, waiting because you at home?
Wife: Well, so call me.
husband: that was my discretion to select interrogative your line does not? In a friend's house, etc., or in our family, etc. ~
wife: ah, OK.
husband:
29, aboard the body (2)
husband: I'll retention the full chakra, you run the sun up, plucking me back to you to write round to experience the kaleidoscope eyes feeling of dread brought to
wife: I do not escape, I did 5 generations of ~ Naruto-hand cut you, Guwahati ha ha ha ha.
husband: you have to do hand-Gang mama ah? ~ You have to plug point cotton clothes.
wife: annihilate ~ Millennium! ,PULSERA BLANCE CON ESPANA! ! ! ! !
30, on the price
wife: her husband, I received a lollipop you gave me a ~
husband: that a good lollipop valuable ~
wife: you buy your ~!
husband: it is not ... I gave her mother 20 dollars, forget give change a ... ...
31, on the appearance (5)
Husband: Oh, my infant is also smart Aisi me
Wife: I thought you died ... ...
32, on IQ
husband: wife cried leaders ratified a
: Why?
husband: sent me the manuscript, which has wrong sentences, I do not understand, along to the txt charted a poster, spray a 43, while released, found that there are leading problems, took me a chant
Wife: You said the chanting and leadership, you low IQ, do not understand what is wrong sentences ... ...
33, on the name
wife: there is not ill blowing special child?
husband: my sister, do not fight Do no take the Chinese likewise say ah, AI would be achieved psalming ... ...
34, wife of prick
: your company do?
husband: Dalian × × Education Services Limited.
Wife: Why not do the software? Educated on how they withdraw?
husband: someone is selling software, we are selling services, is that simple.
Wife: Or the attendant ... ...
husband: ... ...
wife: hey - what do you say you sell repeatedly? ~
Husband: namely the bargain services
wife: × × also open duck mart?
... ... ... ...
husband: We are lectures, a student thousands of it.
Wife: The service fare is good Guia ... ... ... ... ... ... then you disburse attention to the body oh ... ...
husband: not my education, I was responsible for pulling others to study! ! !
Wife: Oh ... ... ... ...
soliciting husband:
35, on the status
husband: our home, I would be saw at, location rankings is this: your foreman, child second baby, youngest dog ... ... and so said several generations, and I did not catalogue it.
wife: Who said that - in my idea, you row boss.
Wife: Or how I think about who helped neat up the house when I wanted to pack up and you do ~
36, husband of his wife deal with a wife
photos processed ... ...
husband: you see me Jiabao Béhar
Wife: Who is that ~ really nice ~!
husband: I favor plumes Now I do that, ha ha
wife: I did not pay attention - attention that people of the light ~ ~
nice husband: ....