Laughable you , do no reprove me!

( Hard comic , merciless strong)1.
There once was a man Jiao cool.
he died.
funeral that day.
his home cried: '
cool Ah ... Ah ... cool. '
Passersby puzzled. Asked: 'What are cool Ah. '
Family cried:' Shuangsi ... ... Shuangsi!!
2.
One of a mouse ....
So sheep-like to the tiger But should he eat
mice after mice eat ... ..
What???
because


==> Tiger Mouse foolish you could not tell
3.
hospital psychiatric patients often have a doctor or nurse will love the intricate.
One day, a female patient Dr. Xiang Mounan coming ... ...
female patients: blue doctor, you love me?
Dr Lam think for a long time (in array not to harm the patient in order to avert deterioration)
Dr Lam: We do the doctor-patient relationship because you are sick so I must take good care of you ... ...
(for does not harm the patient, Dr Lam explained a long time, and finally explain the end)
female patients: blue doctor, you mean that you do not love me Oh?
Dr Lam (trying to come up without a word): ... ... ah ... ah ... ah ... ...
female patients: okay ... I love that Dr Chan ... ...
4.
a hospital neurology old lady.
every day, wearing black clothes. holding a black umbrella.
crept neuropathy hospital entrance.
doctors wanted: to heal her. must know her from the start.
So the doctor has to wear dark dress. holding a dark umbrella. and squatted there with her.
two blissful pacify of squatting for a month.
old lady finally spoke and doctors speak:
ask what is the mushroom --- -------
you do ------?
5.
a saying, Dad turtle, turtle mother and the son of a turtle decided to go hiking, they took a brick-and two cans of chicken sea
end, they went off to Yangmingshan. Hard to climb ten annuals, eventually arrived! They sat on the layer, remove the equipment standard
prepare dinner. Results, but found no band can opener!
son of a bitch: must wait for me back! can not go back on Oh!
turtle mother: a! Parents regardless of the turtle! Old couple decided to start.
pie namely prepared to open out to eat ... ...
Suddenly, son of a bitch Cong Shuhou stuck his pate ... ...
son of a bitch: key? I waited twenty-five years, I have to wait until the end
to be it! I hate maximum people prevaricate to me!
6.
small Xin: Dad, why my label inside the three a gold do?
Dad: absence of gold in your life, so take the name of Xin, like some life in the water, it's called Miao, some life in the lack of lumber called a woods.
small Xin: Dad, you said that Guo Jingjing sister lives in the lack of what?

7.
a pair friends sitting on a park bench on love, women suddenly want to fart.
of the men said: I Faculty Valley birds, not like you to listen to.
men readily than hear.
Thus, women in the .
women: do not like like ravine birds?
M: fart also loud, not listen!
8.
harmed turtle Let snail to buy medication. over 2 hours . snail has not come back. turtle anxious curse: ######## do not come back I was dead! when the gate came a snail's voice: I do not say you are his mother had!

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10.
elephant deliberately trod on ants, ants are out in force, have ascended to the elephants. elephant shook himself, the ants were entire dripped down at this time there is a only the elephant's nape, falling ants called aloud, : eat a good measure.

13. Xiao Ming: ... No, ah ... ... Courtesy simply said: helpless, said: Dear Wukong:
I write this letter slow, because I know you see the word offensive!
; us this week two times under the rain, the first four days under the next three days the second time!
you Huaguoshan been? I been very good in paradise, for there is no gravity, so the stool, urine, tears and snot all out for it, do not you painful?
us here beef noodles very good to eat, variant day you come with us to West Street restaurant to eat hot boiler!
your sister to be born Goddess, because they do not know the sons or woman, we do not know if you want to be uncle or aunt!
I send you the clothes you get it? terrified when I go to send overweight, so to cut down on clothes button pocket!
is late to jot here, I am free to play here, remember not to beverage plenty of water, or to Urine does not come out here very hard to accept!
P. S had wanted to mail money to you, but the envelope has been pasted!

17.
· a patient to the doctor complaining of indigestion: I recently very customary, what to eat what pull, pull to eat cucumber cucumber, watermelon eating watermelon pull, how to restore natural? a doctor was silent a moment, that you can only eat shit up.

18.
· someone to go to Shanghai on business lost a USD in the avenue, police said: man go, he's losing money because the avenue was dug up roads are open, he can not help but weep, is the sun,PULSERA AZUL CON LOGO XB, I suddenly saw an elephant leisurely walking, busy up straight front legs, next to the rabbit hurriedly asked you doing? ants said:

20. earthworm a very boring these days, cut into small worms took their two went to melodrama badminton, earthworms good mother muse this usage, put his tear into 4 paragraphs to melodrama mahjong, and earthworms Dad Dad thought, put his cut into the minced meat. earthworm mother cried and said: Cut so the pieces will die,Xtreme Balance! very slow .. and said to him: you come, you are right .. I am back on the chart and then snail .. .. .. later a meantime they see a turtle on ants .. he said: Come on you. . so ants ambition come up. Ants up later the snail .. .. see on as his clause .
One day, a blaze, the dad and mommy fled, leaving only an son still inside. Mother is quite tense in the house shouted: .. Come out - have a launch, but likewise reside inside .....Fishing the first half wearing a foliage - the fish did not bite, he changed the pieces of bread - the same long period did not fish on the nail - no access - he had to replace it, like earthworms, or half did not fish on the hook beneath the ~ ~ ~ he angrily pulled out 100rmb fell into the water swore :Buy their own! ! !

24.
> at the same table chilly, runny neb, but he forgot to bring a handkerchief, and have persisted to nose forced inhalation nose. Writing on the blackboard the> language teacher suddenly rotated a lot of noises: Teacher and> said: U.S.. I do must be reborn a matron, then marry a man like me; ########! really have! shaking ZZZZZZZZZ love fable, this tells us: there is no opportunity to bathe at home, so be sure to go outside to take a bath to bathe .....

28.
Xiaoming back after using the lavatory to the schoolroom with the teacher, said: ... . companion asked him what strange, he replied: The

31.
I spent 80,PULSERA BLANCA CON ITALIA,000 to buy a Western Zhou pottery, called yesterday to portion identification, experts said gravely: final week!

32.
son: Mother:
33.
a jailbird and executed, the bullet is Then prisoners crying: call him, you understand why? beetles: > 36.
a man always detect a girlfriend, but unfortunately went to fortune-telling. effective the master said: You, the first half condemned, no women; not the man's face lit up: That I should have a right later in life? fortune teller said : hey, to later life you habituated to a person's life

37.
someone to eat beef noodles do not watch a piece of beef, they pointed to the bowl and inquired the boss: how meat is not beef noodles ? foreman said dismissively: Do not be too serious,PULSERA CAMUFLAJE CON LOGO XB, do you anticipate from the wife bun where you get namely a wife?

38.
3 mice were tasting the United States, Japan, China, wine, drink the United States brandy mouse, go down 3 steps on; drink sake of the mouse, go to step 2 down; drinking Chinese Erguotou mice, holding a pantry knife, shouted: 39.
repast in a canteen, a waited a long time purchaser call waiter asked, ? have to wait? The retinue two bugs which only the public, and which is female. donkey brains, or could not response. cattle curse: the first ass really, Nanzuonvyou Well!

41.
a man to bound, just shouted back to his wife: said: pursuit of a mouse, and finally got married in every feasible way the feline coarse care of mice, rats quickly portly, mouse is moved: know

44.
each mirror, deep down I forever encourage yourself to himself: I will be gallant to live with my endless creativity. to set off the prettiness of this globe! In fact, I really, really very ingenious ...

45.
to go hiking with friends, to the top, face the beautiful mountains and creeks of one girl shouted: motherland ah! my mother! a trample on her boys quickly followed shouted: motherland ah! my wife's mother!

46.
I secondhand to buy the two dogs, called Your a voice: said: ? I and they had a falling out, and virtually hammer them, because some of them say that you apes, and some that you like the gorilla, too much! did not see you as a piglet!
50.
Panda Birthday to all of us said: I promised two wishes, one can remedy my black eye, the additional is the hope that a color photo
51.
Kuangzhui butterflies bees, butterflies are married to the snail. bees puzzled: Where is he better than me butterflies answer: whatever the result, have their own house, which, as you live in a dormitory
52.
hey ..! there are always a few days a month. ..!
53.
product team bought the only jackass, but a few days after he died. just a mare in heat. production team of staff on call to go on a commerce trip production team captain. captain ah, mare in heat, but jackass is die. is to purchase the premier jackass alternatively you come behind? children, banquet how can you mention such a nauseating thing
55.
a meteor cross the night sky, I speedily make a wish, hope you can become prettier. Who knows just finished Xu hope meteor !
56.
give me a canteen of bread as a fulcrum, I can incline the Earth!
57.
See the . a student to the restaurant Dafan buffet after dinner to ask Dafan main, reincarnation, God can agree you that the three conditions, the cmd said, promised, we know thathe next life is? Toilet fly: assorted phase for the arrange,PULSERA AZUL CON BANDERA, eat in good obscure light you've seen a few pretty ass?
60.
sophomore year, all quarters of the girls like Zhou Hua Jian's anthems, a tape was lent at us to go. Day, capped with the girls asked: Zhou Hua Jian I do? Girls bunk answer: in my bed too! Silent two seconds, and then all fell to the bed.
61.
boys to a classmate to take a sheng nicknamed Panzhu girls crying to the teacher, the teacher admitted to critique of the boys, the afterward day in level, teachers in terms of: equitable give folk nicknames, tin not someone like Han on Jiaosha it? ,PULSERA BLANCA CON PORTUGAL, what you are? Ordinary dogs see at it dismissively said: moron, look, I was undercover!
63.
if no flowers, spring will alone, if I were you enthusiasm, Four Seasons Jianghui ordinary, if necessary me, you will lose a human you most care about! If not you, little rabbit will ask: on the walls, the front coupled with two words: Rush. even asked me to eat well, or write: matrimony, the conditions restricted
65.
M: I actually love you, appeal you to do My girlfriend immediately! Woman: But I did not even feel you!! M: Well, you differentiate me what point I am bad, I changed!! M: So you tell me what point I am agreeable, I ~ alteration!!!
66.
wife always have a tube called grandson of her diploma. someone asked her: it is brought back this little fellow. Suddenly there is one ant came to this elephant said. You stand up. Started to stand up. Ant! You sit down and go. Asked the ant the elephant did not know Yeah you want to do. One will stand up and sit down for a while. Ant replied! I lost my underwear to see is not what you wear to steal